Fort Lee High School - Pioneer Yearbook (Fort Lee, NJ)

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THE PXIONEER ,ag :MV VIRGINIA WETTER Commercial Palisade Girls' Special Glee Club '28, Philatelic Club i '303 Quantum Club '31, ' fVith thee conversing I forget all time: All seasons and their change, all please alike. DOROTHY M. WILSON General Edgewater Girls' Special Glee Club '28, Library Club '30 I would he friends with you and have your love. 1 MILDBED M. YACH Commercial f Coytesville Debating Team '30, Steno Club '303 Bridge with Books Club, secretary, '30, Journalism Club '30, '31, Internal Accounting '31, Honor Society '31. Wortlz, courage, honor, these indeed Your sustenance and birthright are. HECTOR ZUCCHINO Scientific Palisade Class Football '29, French Club '30, Pioneer '30, editor-in-chief '31 3 Debating Team '30, '31g Journalism Club '30, '31g Varsity Football '30, '31, Quantum Club '30, '31g Honor Society, charter member, '31. - I am the man you're looking for. CLASS OFFICERS ARTHUR DYER A BRANDON BLADES President Vice-Presideni JOHN MORRISON . CONRAD Bizismy Secretary Treasurer -.,.,gf 21

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THE PIONEER W9 IW , - MARY P. SCOTT Classical Palisade Girls' Special Glee Club 'ZSQ Class Basket- ball '30, Pioneer Staff '30, Quantum Club '30, '31, Varsity' Basketball '31, Honor Society, charter member, '31. ' Hlflzistle and I'I1 fame to you, my lad. ANNA MAY STUDEEUS Commercial Palisade Girls' Special Glee Club '28, Steno Club '30, Journalism Club '31, Internal Accounting Club '31. Thy blush is beautiful, But often illC071'ZFPlIi6l11.'U EDITH R. SVANBERG Commercial Fort Lee Girls' Special Glee Club '2Sg Student Coun- cil '28, '29g Class Basketball '28, '29, '30, '3lg Varsity Basketball 29, '30, '31g president, Steno Club 305 Internal Accounting '30, Journalism Club '30, '31. . And, like another Helerz, jqffd another Troy. ' PATSY MICHAEL TESTER Classical Fort Lee Student Council '28, Quantum Club, '30, '31. dn ounce of wit is worth a pound of sorrow. IRIITA E. WETTER Classical Palisade Girls' Special Glee Club '28g Varsity Basket- ball '29, '30, '31, Class Basketball '29, '30, Quantum Club '30, 31. H11ppy am If from care IJIII free! ...ggi Egg...

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THE PIONEER VN i .MV CLASS PROPHECY NE day during a class extreme drowsiness overwhelmed me. When I awoke, all appeared strange about me. I seemed to be in front of Fort Lee High School, but everything looked different. Deciding I had better go into the office and do some heavy explaining, 1 started up the steps. In the office I was greeted by an alert, gray-haired lady. Where is lVIiss Brandt? I asked. I am she, the elderly ,woman replied. Youl why-why-what is the date ? said I, fearing that a Rip Van Winkle trick had been put over on me. It is the fifth of June, l96l, she replied. Then it dawned on me what had really happened. I was, in truth, a second Rip returning after thirty years' absence. By the way, Frieda, said I, do you by any chance remember the Class of '31 P . Certainly, she replied with a chuckle at my uncertainty. Could you tell me what has happened to them all? I asked. Very easily, she said and withdrew a book from one of the drawers in a high filing cabinet. It proved to be the 1955 edition of the Pioneer , Turning to the alumni notes, I searched for the Class of 1931. There at the top of a page I found a nota- tion about each member. Fedra Barbanti is now perfecting a formula guaranteed to make one sylph-like in a day's time. Evelyn Binder was recently arrested in the streets of New York City charged with disorderly conduct as a Bolshevist agitator. Brandon Blades has just opened a new ice cream parlor on the site of the old Betty Lee. ,, Q Robert Bowe is selling fsoft?l drinks at a Nedick stand on Broadway and Forty-second Street. Conrad Breiby, head of the Ever-Rest' Undertaking Establishment under con- tract with the North Side racketeers, has just inaugurated both night and day service for his patrons. Cornelius Brodersen recently walked off with international honors in hog calling. ' ' Lawrence Bruni is on the road selling pickles for the William Cooke Pickle Packing Plant Inc. VValter Chapulis has risen to dizzy heights in the business world. He is now official window washer on the ninety-eighth story of the Lempire Slate Building. Judith Cundari, the secretary of Scarface Phil Ciancio, the Ham and Egg King, was recently indicted for beating up her husband. Doris Deutsch, chairman of the Anti-Gab Association, was fined twenty-five dollars for flirting with a cop. Arthur Dyer has been appointed Warden of Shing Shing prison. Theresa Dowdell, inventor. of the E-Z-Freckle Remover, has just completed a beauty treatment in Switzerland. Augustus Fallotico was last seen driving a taxi cab during the theater rush on F orty-second Street. Helen Gilpin now has the reputation of being the world's fairest lady racing driver. Alfred Hewitt is in jail under the charge of polygamy. The police have records of at least eight wives in five countries. -..gf 22 ia.-