Fort Hunt High School - Fortress Yearbook (Alexandria, VA)

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We only come for rhe munchies Ann Morringly ond Angelo Theofonous pouse for o breorh os rhey devour rhe popcorn or rhe Lomoureux ' s. I used ro be disgusred, now I ' m jusr amused. Druce Galloway seems ro be saying. Professional resr rasrer Tom Chadwick gives us rhe resulrs on rhe beverage of rhe evening Though ir is lore, Jeff Richards and Jay Pirrs srill carry on rhe parrying spirir Parnes 21

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' PARTIES.” INDEED?” NATURALLY!” We ' re supposed ro do a piece on parries wirhour rhe usual descriprion of Friday afrer noon ar 2 20, so here we go. There ' s nor much norural exciremenr in suburban Vir¬ ginia, even on rhe weekends. So we make our own! On rhe smaller scale, a rrip ro your local dealer or rhe neighborhood 7-Eleven or borh and a place ro planr yourself are rhe only requiremenrs. Bur full-scale war begins when rhe guy nexr door rells you his par enrs have gone ro Las Vegas rill nexr Tues¬ day. Now, if his besr friend gor a paycheck rhis week, rhey mighr buy a keg or a few borrles of Everclear, which narurally mixes wirh Mommy ' s Hi C fruir punch Now you need runes so rhe lasr manuever is hooking up rhe wailing srereo our friend Mike gor for Chrisrmas. If we ger lucky, somebody will find us a band The fever begins The main arrracrion for rhis Friday is under way, Open Parry ar so and-so ' s! You could say rhar rhere are rhree kinds of parries around here 1 keggers, 2 keggers, and 3-keggers, bur rhar ' s nor ex acrly rrue We rry ro have a few cockrail parries every year, and indoor skiers are frequenrly found near rhe slopes. We have our shore of day and nighr rrippers, and rhe connoisseurs of norural herbs will evenrually emerge from some smoky arric room. However rhey manage ir, everybody par ries 1 Thanks ro Mr Cabelus we ger ro parry before, during, and afrer school, as well as ar Alpha, Prom, and, ar lasr bur nor leasr, Graduarion! So whar ' s going on rhis weekend ' 1 Parries. Indeed? Narurally! Ar Dione Wilde ' s house, Drod Hirschy, and Mike Gallior depend on Morgy Oambery for supporr A birrhdoy parry is o greor excuse ro hove o parry, Chris Norringhom and Mike Coppellerri seem ro rhink so or leosr. You meon rhe donee is over??? aslss o surprised LuAnn Mondloch rhe morning afrer . 20 Parries

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TIIIYM S133IHM OTTO Doin ' doughnuts in the snow is one of Eric Lundberg ' s favorire things Jomie D’Angelo must be in a hurry to get our of school. 22 Wheels