Fort Branch High School - Key Yearbook (Fort Branch, IN)

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Wrndy and Boob French Read about them rn todays edrtron of the SDUVENIIQ Fern Anderson Ow ner of a peanut farm near Owensxrlle Hrldred Beck Tr 'rpeze artrst wrth Trnglrng Bros Crrcus Eunrce Srngleton Gum chewrng stenographer rn the new and enlarged F B H S Stella Fay Wrrght Stlll rn love wrth a mortrcran from Owensvrlle and wery unhappy because he wont notrce her Vrrgrnra Houchrns Secretary to a lawyer but marrled Elwera Rernbrrcht Hostess on an arrlrner fhemember how she was lost rn the clouds on Monday after berng rn church wrth E F on Sunday '75 Walter Drlbeck A dealer rn the bank 'rt Nlonte Carlo Verner Hooker Owner of a servrce garage rn Port Branch Edward Vanllexenter Manual trarnrng teacher rn I' B H S Loren Yeager Berng a lover of Indrans Red IS a teacher rn an Indran reserxatron He often quotes a hrstory by Beard and Epperson Olen Pumphrey A crvrl engrneer bachelor and strll crazy about a certarn mar rred woman Ethan Gwaltney Doc was a flop at Indrana Unrwersrty berng stumped by the entrance exams Ile rs now playrng on the Renarssance Basketball Team Albert Hemmer Proprretor of a nrght club rn New York Marcus Conner Wrth Bob Teel s Cadets a famous dance orchestra Robert D Teel Leader of a dance orchestra formerly of the Cocoanut Grove and Brltmore Hotel Trmes Trd and I were delrghted and grateful for Lloyd s column We had read so long and talked so much that we had to rush for e trarn That day wrll long be remembered BOB TEEL JOKES Vrsrtor Do you thrnk trmes are get trng better Pastor Oh yes we are gettrng a better class of buttons rn the collectron plates than we used to A blushrng young woman handed the telegraph operator a telegram to be sent whrch contarned only the srngle word Yes Desrrrng to be a real help to the pa tr-ons of hrs company the operator sard You know you can send nrne more words for the same prrce I know I can replred Neva June but dont you thrnk rt would look lrke I am too anxrous rf I sard rt ten t1mes How come you wrrte so slowly Red I gotta. My grrl can t read very fast ' Y v vi N f L . . ' I i 1 ' . . ' Q . 1 C . . . . . I . Y . . . . . . . v w v , 7 ' , - . ' , . Y . . . . . , . c Y Q . . w . 7 . ' . ' , . '- c I . v ' ' ' . y . . 1 ' ' ' S - 1 . . . . i r 4 v y I ' 1 y . . . v . V . . 'T' L , ' s L. Y , . ... , , . , . . . . , . . Y. ' , . l H . . - . . - ' ry ' ' . . , - ll ' , rn ' ' 1 1 V . ,, ll YY ' In , , 4: x ' ' ' -l . . . . , ,, - n 4 IK ' fl v 7 ' il YY ll ' Y ,Y

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S 0 IJ V li N I I2 PROPHPFX The end of the summer tourrnff season of my rnternrtronally frmous d mce orchestra found me md my b md rt the lefferson IIotel rn St Lours Vle had Just flnrshed a person rl rppe rr mpc rt the Iror-. Therter and 'rfter a tremendous farewell we xx ere restrng., for the trrp to Chrcarfo where we were to open rn the Ar rgon I rll l oom Whrle I'6Cl1HlIlg rn my room wrth M ucus Connex my trumpet sololst we happened to drrft rnto conyersrtron concernrng our former days In F B H S We wondered where each of our classmates were and how erch was srtuated Vyhrle thus talltrng we were suddenly rnterrupted by the shoutrng of several newsboys sellrng extras Currous I had a bell hop brrng one to my room The headlrnes glared Publrc enemres lNos 1 and 2 escape from Srng Srng I eadrng the account we found them to be George the Boob French and hrs notorrous cousrn turned out so badly but they had pr rctlced on a qurclx draw eyer smce Industrral Art Cl rss days and the same qurck trrgger wh1ch sent them to prrson had now ireed them Vle Hnally dryerted our 'rttentron to other parts of the paper One peculrar column struck our eyes and made us glad we had purchased a copy of the paper The column was wrrtten by none other than our one and only Lloyd L Ye lst former edrtor rn chref of the Twrgs Twrtter The subyect matter contarned rn the column was unrque rnasmuch as rt dealt wrth former graduatron classes rn hrgh schools all over the country Mr Yeast and hrs staff had the technrque of drggrng up drrt almost as qurck as beor ge French pulled the trrgger In today s paper Mary Lourse Hrckrod now a mrssronary rn Afrrca had wrrtten Peanut askrng hrm to please grve her the lowdown on each member of the old class of 36 It was ten years she sard smce each had recelved hrs drploma and she w as anxrous to know the fate of each after graduatron The result follows Betty Jane Humphrey Proprretor of an optrcal store wrth numerous branches CNew Yorkj Vera Polk Ietrred stenographer now a contented housewrfe fFort Branchl Neva June Cleveland Evansvrlle Indrana fmarrled of coursej Martha Edwards A dyed rn the wool gold drgger so Im told iLos An gelesl Nrna Whrte-Contralto solorst Metropolrtan Opera Company Vrola Sollman Housekeeprng wrth the man of her chlldhood dreams Ahce Callrs Stenogr apher to her husband the presrdent of Prggly Wrggly stores, but stlll seen occasronally wrth her chrldhood flame whlle hubby works late. Poor hubby' I , 7 51 V 1. C, w xr Lv My . Q 2 I v 2 2 ' '- 2 2 2 c , 2 ' , 7 ' . 'C , . 2 2 2 .2 ., 2 ' , 2 . 1 C . 4 , v v Q 1 1 . T v I. . v Q ' o - ' .. 7. T l D1 L 1 , . , 2 . ,, , . , s . v ska? , u . 1 u v 2 , . ' D V ' x V' , . . , ' .. ' Y v 1 ' 1 H . . , i ' . . , I . . L . L w xr rx , ' ' ' 7 Windy' the Breezerf' I was sorry' to hear that my former' classmates had 1 K , V' 1 12 A . I V Y 'Y ' rr s :C ' ' ' I I 7 ' ' 1 I ' . Y , K N . . . . U v. v. ,, . 1 I , - - . . , U . , l i 0 c 7 c Qs I v , , I ' ' ct. . , , . . . C 1 it , , . i v V. ... , , l Q- I J r - . . , -. - - - , - , . - v , . . .

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SDUVEN I IQ CLASSWILL We the Class of 36 belng sound 1n body and tetched 1n the hald do hereby w1ll and bequeath to the faculty and other unworthy 1nd1y1du as the followmg glfts real unreal and stolen To w1t our successors the Jumors we w1ll all the dxgmty we oughta have but a1nt got Mr Hemmer a chemlstxy class that wont look blank when he talks about chemlstry Mr Smlth a basketball squad that doesnt need all day and half the nlght to haue thelr plctures taken Mr DeLong some more Senxors to Josh w1th Mr Lockwood a Senlor llterature class who won t need much cr1t1c1sm and w1ll appleclate what they get Mr Epperson some Senlors wlth the1r feet on the floor M1ss Boren someone who can read notes fmuslc notesj M1ss Douglas some glrls to cooperate on the Sunshlne programs MISS Elpers a pan of specs to help her watch the Senlors plopelly Mr Weaver a flock of polar bears for hxs assembly charges M1ss McC1ea a newly dxscovered land to send a portfollo to Fern Anderson w1ll my meekness and tlmldlty to any one who deslres one of those good look1ng UD Owensvllle romeos H1ldred Beck w1ll my excellent grades 1n hlstory and CIVICS to Toke Carter Ahce Call1s Wlll the r1ght to a dlamond to anyone aflllcted wlth true ove Neva June Cleveland w1ll my dlshes to Jean Challle Marcus Conner w1ll my ab1l1ty to drlve around the same block lncessant ly to Lawrence Gwaltney Walter James D1lbeck w1ll my perpetual wearlness to anyone who en Joys restmg Martha Edwfuds w1ll my ab1l1ty to worry to Loulse Hemmer who doesn t know the meanlng of the wold George French w1ll three squale yards of mouth to those qulet K1 use twlns Wlnfred French w1ll some of my excess wlnd to those llttle bltty orchestra boys to help them blow thelr horns Ethan Gwaltney w1ll my cradle l0lJb1IIg' talents to Clem Qwmney Albert Hemmer w1ll two feet of legs to Charles Blackard Mary Lou1se Illckrod w1ll my plteous love for the unfortunate cupples to anyone who could slncerely love them Verner Hooker w1ll my pos1t1on as Publ1c Pest No 1 to John Gwaltney V1rg1n1a Houch1ns w1ll my pos1t1on as teachers pet to Fern Jones Vera Polk w1ll my carefully groomed locks to Ruth McReynolds Olen Pumphrey w1ll all my d1gn1ty to Harold Padgett Elvera Relnbrlcht w1ll my love fol good croonlng to Paullne Mcllree V1ola Sollman w1ll to Verlxa Welman my many fresh fingerwaves Robert Teel will my ab1l1ty to croon to Mlldred S1d9S I Edward Van Deventer w1ll my rlght to have the last word 1n any argu ment to Estelle McPeynolds r ' ' as f ' n , ' kk y 1 a . Y V Q . Y Y in Y Y v - I s 1 v r ' ' : To 5, ' , ,' ' ' an vs , n ' 7 u To . -, ' -f v ' V To . ' , ' . 1 . . To . , ' ' . To D , . . , . . . To . , ' ' ' . To f' , ' . . To ' , ' ' . To ' - , U an ' . . , . . To . ', ' ' . To . . Y v . v . . I, , . U s Y I, . Y . . . L . . Y . . . , l . If v ' Iv 9 - I, . . . , . . - I, V! 1 , . . . v ' . , 9 ' , If . a l I ' I, . . . , . v . . H . - . ,, I, , . I, , , . . I, , ' Q ' ' . , ' . 1, , , u sv . I, , . I, , . I, , ' . I, , ' . I, , . r 9 ' L .