Fort Benton High School - Pioneer Yearbook (Fort Benton, MT)

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CLASS WILL FAY ALLARD wills her shyness to Patty Stewart. Fay says that, since she move-d to Loma, she has no need for it. Use it sparingly in company, Patty. BERNARD BACH wills his pug nose to Mary Ellen. He says that his sniffer has been very serviceable in the mountain air: so take care of it, Pudgy. EVELYN BEECHER wills her giggle to Olive Lane. As this has been very useful to Evelyn, please don't lose it, Olive. CHARLES BEHRENS wills his wavy hair to Donavan Bixby. If wave set won't do it. Donavan, you might try using bear grease. BERNICE COOPER wills her ability on the Cannon Report to Bertie June Hankins- from one editor to another. Keep up the good work, Bertie. DEAN FISHER wills his ability to play pinochle and pool to Bob-just to keep it in the family. He also wills to Bob his trusty shotgun so that he may shoot many geese. MIRIAM GESSAMAN wills her graceful gait and baby face to Betty Breiter. As these have served Miriam through four years of high school, she hopes that they will do you as much good, Betty. ' RALPH GUY wills his ability to get high scores in typing speed tests to his good friend and loyal companion, Kenneth Clark. EWELL HANKINS wills his baby innocence to Altha Frieling with the fond hope that it will serve her well in the future. JOHN HANKINS wills his '34 Chevrolet to any student who wishes to make a trip to Shelby. The students who went with John will probably be glad to take advantage of this offer. DAN HAZEN refuses to will his entire interest in Highwood to anyone else, but he says that he doesn't mind sharing it. DONALD HUFFMAN wills his ability to play the trombone to Bob Lundy, and wills his ability to be different to anyone who has the nerve. HOLLY HYATT wills his natural red hair and freckles to Vera Smith. Although you seem to have acquired the red hair on your own hook, Vera, we are certain that you can use the freckles. SHIRLEY KLAY wills persistence and determination to make use of her knowledge to Bob Doll and Larry Granger. This determination has carried Shirley a long way through high school and she wills it to Bob and Larry in the hope that they might graduate in the upper fourth of their class. JACK LEPLEY wills Mary Ellen to Chris Small, if he wants her. It seems there has always been a little conflict here, and, now that Jack is leaving. he wills his high school love for Mary Ellen to Chris. JEAN LUNDY wills her ability to ride horseback to Ina Mae Milledge. After Jean's many spills and tumbles in learning to ride horseback, she has decided to let others see what they can do. EDWIN MCCAFFERTY wills his room at Cooper's to anyone who is interested. We all hope George Frteling doesn't break the door down in trying to get the room. STEVE MCSWEENEY wills his noisy nature to Jim Elliot, who definitely does not need it. 5.

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Shonkin-ED McCAFFERTY is doing alright on his Shonkin farm. For each new wife, he builds a new house. They have a regular little village now. BERNARD BACH and CALVIN TAYLOR have recently tried to acquire all of the land in Montana. If they succeed, they will change the name to the State of BAYTLORACH to include both names. DAN HAZEN has broken the record of getting to his girl friend at Highwood. He got his little jalopy up to a speed of 130 miles per hour. Atlantic City-ROLLY HYATT has stated that he has flirted with more than 1,000 girls. He says that he likes flirting so much, he doesn't think that he will ever get married. LESTER DeBRUlN has finally found his ideal girl-3'4 tall with green hair and purple eyes. They went to visit King Tut's tomb in Egypt for their honeymoon. New York-From a local newspaper, it is seen that PATTY UHL has just been com- mitted to Sing Sing prison for murdering her seventh husband. GENEVIEVE SIEBENALER is in the hospital being treated for compound fractures which she received while trying to balance herself on a pin head and twirl her baton. Geraldine-CAROLINE KPOSTILLJ HILTON recently gave a birthday party for the oldest of her three sets of quadruplets. Carter-STEVE McSWEENEY, long-time janitor of the Carter post office, recently resigned to spend the rest of his life on pension. The reason he gave for his resig- nation is that too many people disturbed him. Big Sandy-KATHERINE ROWE went walking the other day and failed to return. Her two old maid companions, HELEN NELSON and BERYL MORROW, went to find her and when they couldn't they were so disturbed that they both jumped in the river. Washington, D. C.-SHIRLEY SPEAR and EWELL HANKINS were recently voted the most happily married couple in the U. S. A. As a result they, and their fifteen darling little children were given a free trip around the world. Warm Springs-SHIRLEY KLAY recently suffered a collapse of her mind. She had just completed her thirteenth set of encyclopedias. SHIRLEY always said that thirteen was her unlucky number. Chicago-EMOGENE CANDERSONJ KATZENBERGER has just opened her style shop. She has designed all the clothing herself and has some beautiful models. The other day she asked ERNEST SCHULTZ, a buyer, if he spent as much time in other stores as he does in hers. He answered, No. they don't have such beautiful models. Salt Lake City--CHARLES BRADLEY is one of the most sought after life guards in Salt Lake. People are always drowning conveniently near. DOLORES TOPE is still trying to beat the world record in typing. BETTY TERRY gave it up some time ago, in favor of a domestic scene. Philadelphia-MIRIAM GESSAIVEAN has just finished her ninety-seventh volume of Corny Jokes. When people ask her if some of them aren't duplicated. she just tells them no, it isn't possible, she can't remember anything that long. Berlin-RICH MERCURIO recently assumed command of the German Marine Corps. This was organized for the purpose of keeping the German people from settling down to the non-aggression policy. New York-Handsome RALPH GUY has just returned from merry old England with another stage success to his credit. He starred in GUY WILLSON'S version of the old masterpiece, Hamlet. But the trouble is, GUY believes in using more ham in his plays. LU LU BEECHER has just received medical attention at the hospital as she fell while doing her last number in the burlesque show and broke her fingernail. Chicago--PAUL KSHORTYJ SHOGREN has been taking vitamin A pills to enable him to play against seven foot Bob Kurland from Oklahoma A. 8: M. According to last reports he was hitting the measuring stick at six feet nine and one-half inches. The little Shogrens have taken after their mother and PAUL is disappointed as they won't be tall enough to see the basket.

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CLASS WILL CHARLES STEWART wills his English accent and quiet manner to Arnie Campbell. We wouldn't believe it until we saw it, though. CALVIN TAYLOR wills his ability to sew to future Home Ec. girls. He says that he can out-sew anyone of them now. BETTY TERRY wills her debate arguments to Ione Rowe. She says that there is too much competition. Don't let it get you down. Ione. DOLORES TOPE wills her night owling to Abbie Mae. You see some of the strang- est things at night. Abbie. PATTY UHL wills her diminutive size to Roberta Urton. Better watch out, Patty. or you will be just a shadow. KATHERINE ROWE wills her faithfulness in love to anyone who has the ability. How about willing a little to Carley Bramlette, Kate? She may need some in future years. 1 GUY WILLSON wills his natural ability on the football field to Paul Craig. Paul. we hope it will serve you as well as it did Guy. LESTER DeBRUIN wills his number 14's to Earl Granger who wears number 6's. Gus figured you needed a better understanding. Earl. EMOGENE KATZENBERGER wills her fur coat to anyone who is not successful in getting one. We hope each of you has a fur coat in the near future. RICHARD MERCURIO wills his oratorical ability to Robert Deck with the hope that he may have it back when he gets out of the Marines. Or does he have enough ability for both of you? BERYL MORROW wills her singing ability to Emma Jean Rowe. Beryl has plenty to spare, Emma Jean. and we hope you will do as well as she. HELEN NELSON wills her braces and Walter to Maxine Anderson. We don't know about the braces. but she'll probably like Walter. DONALD POGREBA wills his ability to give all the girls an even break to Bob Kelley. Don hopes you have as much fun at it as he did. CAROLINE POSTILL wills her blonde hair to Dolores Bixby. We hope you are as successful and popular with it as Caroline was. ERNEST SCHULTZ wills his sax to Phyllis Birkeland. He knows you already have one. Phyllis. but he thought maybe the tone of his would be more mellow. PAUL SHOGREN wills his ability to play basketball to Howard LeFurgey with the hope that Howard makes a good name for himself. U GENEVIEVE SIEBENALER wills her twirling ability to the rest of the twirlelrs: but our own advice is that practice makes perfect. Keep them in the air. girls! SHIRLEY SPEAR wills her ability to have two jobs at once to anyone who is willing to try. Do we hear any offers? CHARLES BRADLEY wills his manley physique to Otto Stevens. Lots of sleep and plenty of Wheaties and spinach should do the trick. If not. try shoulder pads: it's a lot easier. anyway.