Fort Benton High School - Pioneer Yearbook (Fort Benton, MT)

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MISS IRIS WHITEHORN, who holds the world speed record in typing. has re- placed Esther Schmidt in the commercial department. Mrs. Schmidt was assassinated while lashing her students on to 150 words a minute in shorthand. The assassin was the former DOROTHY DEDMAN'S daughter. fDorothy was voted the Ideal Mother of the Year. Her 21 children stuffed the ballot box.l ' LEE KATZENBERGER had a change of heart since his son. Andy. learned how to play basketball, and decided to become coach. He demands that the team come to school at least once a week. DOROTHIE NELSON driver of the three school buses ftwo are driven by remote controll, drove off the bridge and fractured a toenail. , Miss MARIAN CAMPBELL said no just once too often. and now she is running a dormitory for the children of her former classmates. She has quite a houseful as JUNE WALKER ROBERTSON has sent her three sets of triplets to live there. Dear. you remember BARBARA ELLIS don't you? She was that tall blonde with the long legs: well, she has gone into the movies. She plays in musical comedies. and because of her resemblance to Charlotte Greenwood. she has adopted that name. VIRGINIA RATLIFF, who has just completed a non-stop foot race across the United States will give a speech in our new auditorium this Friday evening. Her topic will be The Human Body in Perpetual Motion. I received a letter from LUCILLE SMALL. She said she had just finished drilling her 100th oil well. It turned out to be only an artesian well just like all of the preceding ones. She also stated that SKIP JOHNSON was fined for bigamy in Texas. He said he didn't know why, as he hadn't married any of them. NORMA KMONTGOMERYJ ARCHER is down in the Fiji Islands with her husband, teaching the natives the art of giggling without moving the facial muscles. I just heard ot the tragic accident that happened to our old schoolmate JEAN- NETTE STEVENS. She was strangled by her golden locks while trying to set a new speed record for combing her hair. The soup just boiled over so I'll have to close. Your loving wife. ANN KKATZENBERGERD SENIOR WILL Last Will and Testament, of the Senior Class, of the Year of our Lord One Thous- and Nine Hundred and Forty-five, of the Fort Benton High School, of the City of Fort Benton. of the State of Montana. We, the senior class of 1945-after four years of pretending to be of sound mind. do hereby make and publish this, our last will and testament. To the superintendent and faculty we leave peace of mind after our departure. hoping they won't find next year's seniors as had as we were. To future classes we leave ALL our brains, magnetic personalities. and trouble- making ability. DICK ARNST wills his great love of hard work to Bob Murray. You can start on a vacation any time now. Bob. BARBARA BIRKELAND wills her ability to blush to the United States Army Camouflage Division. If ever you are in danger. she instructs the soldiers. just try my patented Birkeland blush. The enemy will mistake you for a beet. CECELIA BOGNER says she'd like to leave her hair ribbons to Miriam Gessaman who may use them for a beau-catcher. I0oh! The pun was unintentional.l FLORENCE BREAULT wills her energy to next year's freshmen. It's a good thing to have when a mean-looking senior starts after you with a paddle. JEWELL CALLISON leaves her shy smile to Arnie Campbell. For directions on how to use it to best advantage, see Jewell. Arnie. MARIAN CAMPBELL has decided to take leave of her Scotch habits long enough to endow her hair-cutting ability to anyone who wants adventure. Marian will not take the responsibility for ruined coiffures. however. DOROTHY DEDMAN doesn't want to appear unsophisticated when she goes to college, so she has left her innocence to Katie Rowe until the Morrow. It looks divine on Katie. too.

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After initiation had subsided, the seniors gave their class play, The Doctor Has a Daughter, with a dance afterwards. This activity brought large profits to the treasury of the class, but only a fraction of the amount needed for the hoped-for annual. Following a great amount of budgeting on behalf of Mrs. Holm, it was decided that this class would be able to support an annual and the staff was selected by Mrs. Holm, with Lucille Hanford as editor. After the annual was underway Mr. Umphress from Great Falls took pictures for the Pioneer which included groups, ping-pongs, and senior portraits. On April 20, the seniors were again showing their dominating spirit to freshmen. This time it was only the boys, however, when it came time to whitewash the B . After the freshmen had put the B in glowing order. the freshmen girls fed the ravenous crowd. The day when seniors do up the school and town came on May 4, when they took their customary day off from school, and went sneaking away for some solitude. At baccalaureate on May 22, Dr. James Donavan was the speaker. Dr. H. G. Klemme from Montana State College gave the address at the Commencement exercises held at 8:00 on May 24. The subject for his address was Youth in a World of Change. The seniors went forth from the high school Thursday night. feeling both glad, and sad, that they were no longer seniors, but were alumni of FBHS. CLASS PROPHECY Fort Benton. Montana September 10. 1970 !BuckJ Pvt. STANLEY SMITH Army of Occupation Berlin, Germany My beloved husband. I'm taking time out from fixing your seven loving children's lunch. I simply must tell you about the new schoolhouse, and what goes on there. As you know. the old one burned down when Professor Brother Hess threw a bottle of nitroglycerine at our precious Junior, when all he was doing was throwing beebees at VIRGINIA G. HUFFMAN'S little girl, Donna. Today, Miss Young is all a-twitter because the famous coloratura. FLORENCE BREAULT, is going to sing her famous aria to commemorate her first music teacher's fiftieth birthday. The daughter of the former CECELIA BOGNEH last night eloped with the son of Mrs. John Hodiak nee JEWELL CALLISON. The two ladies were so shocked they went into retirement. A Poor little Trudy Oakland lost her mother last week. The former GERTRUDE LLLIOT was killed when her car over-turned on her weekly excursion to see her physician. She was greatly disappointed because she planned to die of neuralgia. Another tragedy occurred this week when DARWIN LENINGTON disappeared while walking through his million dollar wheatfield. His wife, EVA ELLIOTT, has given him up for lost. She states she will carry on. just the same, with the help of the Smith-Hughes department. I To get hack to the school. the dramatic coach, THERESA DREWISKE, tripped over her tongue while arguing with GEORGE LIPPERT, III in Speech Class. lYou know Theresa took over Mildred Lucille's position, so that estimable lady can write true stories for pulp magazinesl. GEORGE, JR. and his wife the former LUCILLE HANFORD have taken over the job of managing and editing the River Press. Since our stagnant little town has grown into a small metropolis, they have decided to change the name to The Running River Press. The gay divorcee, BARBARA BIRKELAND. has taken her son Tommy Manville Jr. out of school to help figure out her income tax. She is now a multimillionaire due to the alimony received from her five ex-husbands. DICK ARNST, JR. strained his brain while trying to find a comfortable reclining position in class-a position in which he could absorb the least knowledge. He is SO much like his father!

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THERESA DREWISKE wills her big blue blinkers to Charles Bradley. If you could wow the girls with those brown eyes, Chuck, think what you could do with Theresa's blue ones-lashes included. EVA ELLIOTT wills her laugh to anyone who enjoys funny movies as much as she does, with the advice that a good hearty laugh is as much exercise as walking to the depot. GERTRUDE ELLIOT regretfully leaves her rag curlers and mail order Don Juans to the blushing maids of future class plays. May you get as many laughs, girls. BARBARA ELLIS wills her ability to eat without being bothered by calories to Maxine Anderson. She advises Maxine that a good way to arouse the envy of other girls is to consume three milk shakes in a row without gaining an ounce. VIRGINIA GRANGER wills her faithfulness to Mary Ellen Ennis-one blonde to another-with the hope that she will never have to Chuck her romance overboard. LUCILLE HANFORD leaves her silly streaks to Olive Lane. Says Lucille, It is indeed refreshing to occasionally let yourself go-nuts. Of course it takes moral stamina to withstand the 'get the straight-jacket' glances of your friends, but it's worth it. LEONARD JOHNSON wills his address book to John Hankins. He feels that this way he won't be giving away any secrets because Johnny has all the addresses already. ANN KATZENBERGER wills her technique with the local boys to Betty Breiter. in exchange for HER technique with St. Mary's. No infringment on the patents of said techniques will be tolerated. LEE KATZENBERGER wills his stature to Jim Granger with the assurance that it will really make him come up in the world -in more ways than one. DARWIN LENINGTON wills his timid gait to Franklin Elliott. He won't need it anymore, as he fell into a thrasher and came out a little chaffed. GEORGE LIPPERT wills all his cowboy songs, yodels, boots and saddle, et cetera to Don Huffman. George is an unselfish creature, and he felt that Don needed them more than he did. NORMA MONTGOMERY leaves her angelic looks to the U. S. History Class. She's just gone to the coast to launch the U. S. S. Donny and Ronny-with a bottle of bee-bees. DOROTHIE NELSON is willing her ability to do shorthand to next year's short- hand II class. Says she, This is the best I can do: you'l1 have to get the answer book from other sources. VIRGINIA RATLIFF wills her cooperativeness and friendliness to Clay Fisher, who is already a perfect student. Virginia bestows this favor in gratitude for the paper lent her by Clay during chemistry period. LUCILLE SMALL men prefer blondes. only with a Mona Lisa STANLEY SMITH this renowned fashion if you get a headache trades her raven locks with Evelyn Beecher, because gentle- Hey, says Evelyn, What's the percentage? Lucille replies smile. wills his sense of color harmony to Charles Stewart. States expert, You will realize all is not what meets the eye, and from looking at my color combinations, the truth is that it's so beautiful it hurts. JEANNETTE STEVENS, the generous soul. has left her chem workbook, physics workbook, English workbooks, and other worthy documents to her brother Ambrose. with permission to rent them out at a nominal fee. This way, Junior, you can work your way through high school. JUNE WALKER wills her artistic ability to Caroline Postill, and hopes she will be able to dig up a few more assistants. She also leaves her sneeze to the dramatic department for sound effects. IRIS WHITEHORN wills part of her ambitiousness to Ralph Guy, but hopes he won't find as many people to take advantage of it. She needs the rest of it to start her cattle-ranch.