Fort Benton High School - Pioneer Yearbook (Fort Benton, MT)

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THE PLONEER 19 ORNS NO OY Ne DS Gee ee a Oe BILL LOUTHER is the chief streetcleaner for Carter. PATRICIA WACKERLIN blows soap bubbles which have become substitutes for balloons. PATRICIA “Muscle Bound Baby” ANDERSON has just retired after twenty-two success- ful years in the boxing ring. FERN KELLEY enjoys her life among the Arctic Eskimos. Her occupation? It’s teaching them how to make walrus and seal crepe suszettes. RICHARD MOSES has started a “Back to Nature” movement. His motto is “a rag, a bone, and a hank of hair.” TOM McKENZIE brushes the curls and curves out of the grain in the wood being used in making a desk for ARNAM WILEY, the chief executive of the Ostrich Animal Cracker Company. JOHN SULLIVAN has just been promoted and had a raise in salary. His position? He’s chief pencil sharpener for the Chrysler Corporation. JEAN REYNOLDS is the chief window opener-and-closer of the Empire State Building. BETTY SCHMIDT won the Nobel Prize for endurance. She’s just received the rejection slips on her latest unsuccessful novel, number 5599. GERALDINE SCHUHMACHER has just won wide recognition in the fashion field for her sister make-up and hair dye for the NICOLOFFS, who are known as the best dressed women in opera. BARBARA SCOTT is the new suspension bridge across the Grand Canyon. ROSEMARY SCHUHMACHER is the chief tester of playground slides and teeter totter for EDWARD DICKENS’S “Playground Equipment Corporation.” JOHN LIPPERT designs cuckoos for Bulova clocks. EFFIE RITLAND was declared the victor over DOT RONNING in a squabble over the respective merits of bringing the needle to the thread or the thread to the needle when threading needles. LEONARD STEINBACHER, the “Casper Milquetoast” of Dogpatch, has just received a compound fracture of the thigh when he tripped over his big toe. DONALD RUST shells peanuts for Planters. CECIL SERIGHT has earned the much esteemed title of the world’s authority on boot- straps. DOLORES WAGNER and KENNETH VINION, the ideal couple, have just completed their “Xanadu” on the Island. VIRGINIA SWANSON is a professional dueller. Her prize weapons? Water pistols. LURENE ANDERSON has just “landed” in the hospital with nervous prostration; she lifted her little finger. FRANK MANLEY has just developed a new hybrid cow which is reported to “give” whipped cream. FRANK CLARK, after trying various occupations, has returned to Fort Benton, where you'll find him sitting in the shade in the park.

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THE PIONEER CWIAICAOFT O IT WILL HAPPEN IN 1967 VELMA AMES, the skiing instructor at Shonkin Lodge, has just set a new world’s record in ski jumping with a jump of one foot one and one-half inches. LORNE RITTER is the newest Power’s model for the latest masculine coiffures of 1967. JACK ANDERSON and SYLVIA WOLFE, the most popular dance team of the hour, have created the newest dance craze, the Missouri hop. DR. LORRAINE BAKER has announced her recent marriage which, she believes, is her ninth. Because of ART BENNETT’S interest in the models he paints, his wife divorced him recently. MARGARET BIRKELAND RITTER’S ten year old mathematical genius has just entered college. GEORGE CALKIN, after years of research, has brought out a new hair tonic which is positively guaranteed to keep hair down; but, unfortunately, while experimenting with it on his own head, he became bald. WARREN STANTON has won the title of the world’s fastest talker. LUCILLE CALLISON has just won first prize for the tenth straight year for her sauer- kraut. She attributes her success to Loma climatic conditions. It has been reported that JACQUELINE CASTOR COLLINS and LENORE FRIELING were the cause of the prairie fire which ravaged the Carter area. They were arguing about who was the prize part ner of “CASANOVA” JAMES WOODS. WALTER WEEKS was just recently shot while serenading his girl, number 1000. Her father thought he was a coyote prowling around the house. The monkeys in the Bronx Zoo have just drawn up a petition for the ousting of their keeper, JUNIOR TOPE. He attracts too much of the spectators’ attention. ALICE GALBRAITH has started giving “snazzy” convertible coupes away to young men so that the girls may enjoy the same privilege she did in her “debutante” days. MARY GRAY and PROFESSOR STANLEY WHITEHORN, her husband, have won the title of “the Family of the Year.” Mrs. Whitehorn graciously stated, “Twelve children are a little hard on the figure and nervous system, but the joy of having a little arm around one’s neck is recompense.” CLARK HILTON is the women’s idea of the most manly physique. WILLIAM KOEPP has retired from college to draw his old age Townsend pension. BERTHA LUNDY is the first ballerina of the Ballet Russe. KEITH NEYLAND is the leading efficiency expert of Wall Street. MABEL STEVENS tried out a new dish on her husband, HAROLD KRSUL; she is now held on the charge of manslaughter. DARYL HAGIE is the chief doorman for the Chouteau Ho use.

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