Forgan High School - Bulldog Yearbook (Forgan, OK)

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CLASS WILL Friends and colleagues, I have called you to assemble here as a solemn duty, that you, the heirs and assigns of my respected client, the class of 1951, may hear her last will and testament which, as her legal advisor, I drew, as directed by her, immediately prior to her passing from our midst. - It was her intentions and would have been her great pleasure to present you person- ally with these token of her esteem, but she found it impossible since her last days were so occupied with social engagements and dates not so social, but of great importance to the future, which she was obliged to keep with various members of the faculty. On these occasions such foreign and unexpected questions were addressed to her, and im- mediate answer writing being required, that the strain left her too weary for further effort With the above legitimate excuse in mind, if any slight discrepancies or apparent injustice or partiality should appear to you in the distribution of her effects, I trust you will pardon it and realize it is caused, not only from exhaustion, but also from slight mental instability. May I, as well as my lamented client, intreat that you receive your respective legacies in the spirit of unselfish friendship in which they were given? ITEM--We give and bequeath freely and without reservation or stipulations, to the Junior Class, our rightful heirs, and to their heirs and assigns forever, our most important and valued properties, viz. , our self-satisfaction, our profound wisdom, our outstand- ing record of achievement to be found in the archives of the school building, and any boy or girl we may have left behind in our hasty departure. ITEM--To our good friends, the Sophomore Class, we leave our patience. It will be found useful as the only means by which they can endure the Juniors. ITEM--To the young, tender, and unsophisticated Freshmen of next year we leave a map of the school building so that they will not get lost and roam around in everyone's way. We include with the map our little book entitled How to Tell the Teachers, a pamphlet compiled by us after 4 years of arduous study. The legatees will notice that this book is not WHAT to te ll the teachers, but HOW. It contains specific information as to which teachers can be bluffed, which are easy and which are hard to please, and which cannot be pleased at all. fContinued on Page 561

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WI-iO'S WHO IN THE WGRLD I97I BILBRO, LILLIE ANN: 0933- J Sixteenth President of the United States, active in politics since infancy, Mayor of her town three years, United States Senator two terms, Speaker of House one term, sponsored bills for disfranchising saxophone players, talka- tive fishermen, and one-arm snare drummers. CAYWOOD, ELZAY IR.: 0933- J Rear Admiral, U.S.N.R, , won the battle of Pudget Sound and Hudson Bay in the war between Day-Light-Saving-Timers and Anti- Day-Light-Saving-Timers. Because of his remarkable radio broadcast on Deep Sea Navigation Beyond The Rockies' he is expected to be made a Fore Adrniral. GARVIN, PATSY JOYCE: 1 1932- J Master of Russian and Chinese Ballet and the Topeka Tap Dance. Noted for grace, beauty and originality--introduced the popular ballroom steps: The Grape Vine Glide and The Thistle Down Float. KIRKPATRICK, JO ANN: 0933- J Coloratura bass with Metropolitan Mixed Chorus Famous for having made famous such ballads as Any Body's Business Is My Business, lf lt Weren't For Me, and 'Too Much Too Soon, can now be seen and heard over PDQ--TV Channel I. NEESE, EARL NORMAN: 0933- J Originator, owner and manager of The Eat and Run Restaurants, famous for their advertising signs Why Eat At Home When You Can Suffer Here In Peace, President of 'Betty Crocker Kitchen Kings and 'The United Restaurant Sweepers of America. . NELSON, HELLEN AUDRAINE: 0933- J Author, Educator, Counselor. Winner of International Bridge Tournament, 1950-1969. Famous for her system of penalities imposed for trumping partner's Ace, losing the lead, and saying, What's trumps? ODNEAL, BUD WAYNE: 0932- J Inventor and experimentor, famous for the following: Rest Well Mattresses for Oyster Beds, Boomerrang Collar Buttons, and Exercises for reducing income taxes. He devoted much of his life to working out a plan with which mystery story authors can catch the villain in the first chapter. RADCLIFF, JOE DEAN: 0933- J Champion of Champions. Holds world's record for pole sitting, non-stop flying, and pretzel eating. He is now the world's undis- puted Panama Canal swimming champion.