Forest Lake High School - Forester Yearbook (Forest Lake, MN)

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—Sunday morn inn— Mrs. A.—I'm still sleepy. We listened to the radio so lata last night. Wo should go ii ehurch. though. G. W. A.—Alright, dear, there’s a church right around the corner. —At church— G- W. A.—Thai solemn voice reminds nv of something. Oh. I know now. It was that mock wedding the Seniors had for Miss Lenz. That preacher is Kenneth Schak. Mrs. A.—Shh—his wife is going to sing. G. W. A.—Look! It’s Lois Loren. Well, so they are married and she sings In his church. Say, isn’t that Ruth Hawkinson at the pipe organ? Mrs. A. -It certainly looks like her. She looks just the same except her hair is getting gray. I wonder who that nice looking couple is with the little girl with long curbs? G. W. A.—That looks like Alden Eooren and Lonnie Hendrickson. It looks like they’re going to sit by us. — Hello, Lonnie and Alden. how arc you and your little girl? Alden—We’re just fine. Yes, Myrna Jane is two and a half years old now. I am sales man- ager or a cosmetic irm. G. W. A.—Have you heard anything from Eleanor Bergerson or Jean Anderson lately. Lonnie—Yes, they are church workers in New Orleans. They are athletic directors in a liolv Ho’lcr church. G. W. A—Well, just think of that. What is your sister, Ruth, doing now? Lonnie—Oh, she and Carl Sahlin are living on a farm in Kansas. I guess they tried Lo out- do the Dionnes, anyhow they are the parents of an oxteUe. G. W. A.—Good for them. Well, wc must be leaving. Our next stop is Hollywood. —At Hollywood— Mrs. A.—My. I’m so excited. I've always wanted to meet some of these famous people. Let's go light to the studios. June Adair Furman—Why. Mr. Argo, what are you doing out here? Me? Oh, I am oditor of the Lonely Heart's Column. After three un- successful marriages I decided on a career. Won't vou come over to the Sugar Bowl with me lor dinner? FLi tell you all about the F. L. ites who arc out here. G. W. A—I should say wc will. You can start right in telling me about people now. June Adair—Well, let’s see, where should I start lirst? I suppose you knew Paul Eastman is fast becoming famous. He was in the Follies for three years and then when Clark Gable d ed Paul stopped right into his place. See that little shack down there,—no. that other one where the washing is on the line? Yes. that's where Bernice Carpenter lives. She has been married to Merton Houle for six years. No, they haven't any children. Bernice does washings for the movie stars and Merlon is a sign painter. Oh, 1 mustn’t forget, Mac West is planning to retire. She is training Mildred Engquist and showing her all the tricks of the trade so that she can take her place in a few months. G. W. A.—Thanks for all the news. We must be going now. We are heading for Seattle. —At Seattle— Lccic Berg—Why, Mr. Argo. I never ex- pected to see you way out here. Yes. we live here. Linnea teaches piano and voice in the public schools here. Oh. here comes Helen Erick- son. She writes editorials tor a Swedish news- paper. G. W. A,—Hello, Helen. I hear you're fol- lowing your journalist.c amb Hons. What do you near from Dorothy Young.’ Helen—Oh, shfc's teaching the second .grade in Wyoming, Minnesota. I just saw Genevieve Boody. She was out here on her honeymoon. She married a Russian count. She said that Catherine Peterson had been having some suc- cess as a short story writer. She was sent up to Alaska as a government historian, too. G. W. A.—Well, it's been nice meeting and healing about all these people. I’m going back lo Forest Lake now and the others will probably be accounted for there. —At Forest Lake— Mrs. A.-—1 wonder if that’s one of your old pupils. See, that woman with the baby hanging c-n her skirt. I believe her husband is carry- ing an egg case. G. W. A.- -Why, that looks like Margaret Arth. Hello, Margaret, Where’s Alice Hauble now? Margaret—Oh, Alice and I fought over ihc same Frenchman and I won. Alice is imperson- ating a gypsy fortune teller in the five and ten cent store. By the way, Agnes Johnson is in the samy dime store. She is demonstrating new kind of corn plasters. G. W. A.—Do you ever see or hear anything of Elsie Booth and Dorothy San finer? Margaret—It said in the paper that they were stenographers in the National Dog Biscuit Company. G. W. A.—Well, I guess that accounts for everyone in the class now. Ten years hence, when you read this page, compare your status as stated here with that m reality. If we arc fairly accurate in our pro- phecies, thank our crystal ball. If we are way off—Jorgive us and laugh it off. THE FORESTER STAFF GENERAL JOKES I don’t think you ought to wear that bathing suit, announced Mrs. Hendrickson ns Lonnie exhibited the new bathing suit she had just purchased. “But Ma , said Lonnie. ‘I have to. You know how strict they are at this beach.” Mrs, Hauble: If you’re not a better girl you’ll never get to Heaven. Alice: Well, I’ve been to Hlivka’s and the Blue Moon. I can’t expect to go everywhere. Miss Eng in five and dime store: I want some green lipstick. Clerk: Green lipstick? Miss Eng; Yes. I'm going out with a traffic cop tonight. Judge: What’s your name? Swede: Harry Peterson. Judge: Married? Swede: Jar I been married. Judge: Whom did you marry? Swede: Ay married a woman. Judge: Fool! Did you ever hear of any- body that didn't many a woman? Swede: Jo, my sister. She married a man. Mrs. Argo: After all, darling, we have only one life to live. Mr. Argo: With prices the way they are it’s lucky that one is our limit.