Forest Lake High School - Forester Yearbook (Forest Lake, MN)

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HOMECOMING QUEEN AND ATTENDANTS UERNSCE CARPENTER JUNE ADAIR FURMAN KATHERINE PETERSON FOREST LAKE BOY SCOUTS GENERAL JOKES Thu three teachers. Miss Greenwood, Miss Booren and M’ss Solomonson all had heavy dates (300 pounds) one evening. They formed the Triple Intent to say the word Morning the number of times they had been kissed the night before. The night dragged heavily. Morning soon donned. Miss Greenwood came down all smiles. Cheerfully she chirped Good morning. (one kiss). Ten minutes elapsed. Miss Booren entered. Fearfully she chirped, Good morning, how are you this morning? My it's a nice morning this morning. T hope to- morrow morning will be as nice a morning as it is this morning. If it is as grand a morning tomorrow morning as it is this morning it will be a nice morning tomorrow morning. (12 kisses) One half hour later Miss Solomonson tear- fully chirped Howdy”. (?), Editors note: What’s the matter, Solly ? .Cascuis Westin was riding on a train out West. A bishop boarded the train and sal down beside Cascuis. Where in hell have I seen you before? asked Cash, to which the bishop ans- wered, I don’t know. What part of hell are you from? Mr. Plourde: Name three articles contain- ing starch. Eleanor Bergerson: Two cuffs and a collar. Mr. Carter was trying on an oversized coat his girl friend had bought him lor Christmas. You know, dear. lie said gazing at him soli in the mirror, this is a nice present and all that, and don’t think I’m ungrateful. But really isn't it much too large for me? J know my dear,” she returned, ' but we cant help that. You must remember that it has got to cover the radutor of the car in cold weather. We've got to consider that first, hav- en't we?” The Forest Lake Boy Scouts is an organ- ization comprised of approximately twenty boys under the leadership of Henry Wilson, scout- master, and Oscar Peterson and Louie Fe’dquin» assistants. The Boy Scouts motto is Do A Good Turn Daily.” FOREST LAKE GIRL SCOUTS The Girl Scouts arc divided into four patrols» the Oaks, Cardinals, Forget-Me-Nots and Hum- mingbirds. They are under leadership of Mrs.- C. D. Larson and Mrs. Wally Frederickson. Snowba’l: You look sweet enough to cab Iva Cakebread: Where ll we eat? Mr. Haugland: How did you happen td take that poison? Didn't you read the label oh the bottle? It said “PoisoiT4. Alan Alshouse: Yes» sir. But I didn't be- lieve U because right underneath it was a sign that said “Lye . ■ You'll get a rise out of me yet? , said the oyster as it went down for the first time. Miss Solomonson (to Jean who is half an hour late): You should have been here at 9:0b o'clock, Jean Anderson: Why what happened? Kenneth Schak was in a poetic frenzy as he strolled along the seashore. Roll on. thou deep and dark blue ocean, roll on.” “Oh. Kenneth, you're wonderful”, exclaimed Helen Kooster. its doing it.” Mr. Kuefler: This is the stadium. State Inspector: Now take us through the curriculum. They say you have a fine one here. We’ll let nothing come between us , whis- pered the sardines cozilv one to another. Miss Booren: If I laid two eggs here and two eggs there how many would that be? Doubtful Vic: I doubt if you could. V

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DAZE LOG 12:00—Beginning of a new day. 1:00 Helen Koester feels on bedpost and finds gum still there. 2:00—Alan’s dreams are so rosy as to assume a “Pearly hue. 3:00—Gertrude bids “Connie'1 good-night lor the last time. 4:00—Mr. Haberman gets inspiration in night- mare for following day's program. 4:49—Mr. Haberman gets up and takes down inspiration in shorthand. 5:0( —Janitor rises. 5:20—Harry Peterson milks his third cow. 6:00- Mary Esther gets up to study. 6:15—Day really begins. 6:44—“Bud is outsnored by Edwin. 7:00— Art Forsberg starts paper route. 7 05—Teachers leisurely rise. 7:15— Tally starts walking to school. 7:20—“Ken Sanderudc's mother starts wav- ing his hair. 7 .79—Busses leave school to pick up loads. 8:00—Mr. Xuefler receives a call from a com- plaining parent. 8:15—Floyd Olson dresses his “kid brother. 8:45—Senior boys moot 1o start day’s discussion. 8:48—-Paul Eastman and Bob Gray argue over Puth Pierson. (Paul wins). 8:56—“Ruthy Hendrickson applies second layer of make-up. 8:591?—Mad scramble tor class rooms. 9:00—Bell rings. 9:05—Bernice arrives for English class. 9:15—“Larry Moga reluctantly ends her ride with a Fuller Brush man. 9:20—Mr. Plourdc gives first warning to 7hysics students. 9:23—Ethel and Lucille struggle through alge- bra with the Freshies”. 9:30— Aggie Johnson blows her nose lor the hirtcenth -time. 9:45—Russell Sahlin gives Mary Esther the “come-and-getmeMook . 10:01—' Lonnie puts fresh stick of gum into mouth. 10:03—Mr. Haugland gathers Seniors love notes and g’ares at Ihe “kids . 10:15—Spit balls in progress. 10:17—Elsie enters assembly from office. 10:20—Gaily tries to make a “hit with Mar- garet Arth. Does he succeed? ? ? ? 10:31'—' Ken Schak winks at Edith Asp. 11:00—aDot” Sanftner falls down near Merton's desk again—second time—(she fell hard the first time). 11:09—Miss Solomonson rings the bell for order. 11:10—Jean Anderson rings the bell for disorder. 11 11—Snickers from the assembly. 11:13—Jean, Eleanor and Miss Solomonson con- verse—result—Jean and Eleanor leave the assembly. 11:15— Joe” plugs eraser at Vic” Berger. 11:30—“Don Johnson spills his compact. 11:45—Ruth Hawkinson dreams of “Lard Anderson. 11:52—High school absorbs odors from the Chemistry room. 11:55—Mad scramble for exits. 12:00—Noon hour. 12:00—Three musketeers. Lois. “Lief , and “Dot dine on the lunch room bench. 12:30— Ruthy” applies third layer of make-up. 12:45- -Daily conference between Roy Guertin and Iva Cakebread. 12:46—Mildred Engquist and Stanley Thellbar study (?) in commercial room. 1:00—Bell rings. 1:01—Alvina is called out of shorthand by boyfriend. 1:05—June comes to typing. 1:08 Mr. Plourde opens assembly windows. 1:23—“Vic proceeds to close them. 1:25—“Bill” Dufresne notifies Violet Clark P. H. D. (petticoat hanging down). 1:30—Silence rains. 1:46—Catherine meekly answers Mr, Argo's bold and boisterous remarks on social science. 1:49—Serenader Knowles strums his guitar in the band room. 2:00—The aggravating Seniors tease Mr. Argo. Seniors note: We tease those we love. 2:47—Maurine Borggren wraps herself in ro- mance fvom an enticing, luscious, love story magazine. 3:12—Eleanor Bergerson tries to vamp Carl Perry. 3:23—Vcarn Voss has seat changed due to flirting with Alice Hnuble, 3:29— Ken” Schak winks at Edith again. 3:35—Students pick up paper, tacks, marbles, etc. 3:55 -School dismissed. 3:57—General alarm from rural population. “I’ll miss my bus. 4:05—High school students moke up lost time. 4:09—Cascuis walks home with Genevieve Boody—4 miles. 4:14—Friendly chats with executives. 6:00—Miss Boorcn prepares evening meal for carnivorous Alden. 6:30—Teachers act natural indulging in even- ing meal. 7:15—Teachers argue about who is to wipe dishes. 7:16—Boyfriend calls Miss Greenwood. 7:20—Miss Babcock starts doing her hair up in curlers. 7:46—Carl Sahlin Papa Dionne” puts “Quints to bed. 8:00-—Miss Solomonson and Mr. Carter agree to wipe dishes. 8:00 to 10:30—We don’t know what is going on. 10:34—Ruth Nelson and the Berg twins walk the streets. 10:35 to 12:00—Use your imagination for this interval. End of a perfect day. SOCIETY OF SCIENCE No, nobody's in distress—that is. nut much— un'ess the scientists who learned that the mem- bers of the Society of Science had taken their names found that the shock was more than they could bear without help. This club has as its object the furtherance of an interest in science. Programs centered about a definite scientific topic were given at the meetings, which were held every two weeks. The members secured attractive pins to show they belonged to the scientific minded group. The club was developed under the leader- ship of June Adair Furman and Helen Hendrick- son during the school year 1935-36, Supervisors were Miss Eng and Mr. Plourdc.

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—Sunday morn inn— Mrs. A.—I'm still sleepy. We listened to the radio so lata last night. Wo should go ii ehurch. though. G. W. A.—Alright, dear, there’s a church right around the corner. —At church— G- W. A.—Thai solemn voice reminds nv of something. Oh. I know now. It was that mock wedding the Seniors had for Miss Lenz. That preacher is Kenneth Schak. Mrs. A.—Shh—his wife is going to sing. G. W. A.—Look! It’s Lois Loren. Well, so they are married and she sings In his church. Say, isn’t that Ruth Hawkinson at the pipe organ? Mrs. A. -It certainly looks like her. She looks just the same except her hair is getting gray. I wonder who that nice looking couple is with the little girl with long curbs? G. W. A.—That looks like Alden Eooren and Lonnie Hendrickson. It looks like they’re going to sit by us. — Hello, Lonnie and Alden. how arc you and your little girl? Alden—We’re just fine. Yes, Myrna Jane is two and a half years old now. I am sales man- ager or a cosmetic irm. G. W. A.—Have you heard anything from Eleanor Bergerson or Jean Anderson lately. Lonnie—Yes, they are church workers in New Orleans. They are athletic directors in a liolv Ho’lcr church. G. W. A—Well, just think of that. What is your sister, Ruth, doing now? Lonnie—Oh, she and Carl Sahlin are living on a farm in Kansas. I guess they tried Lo out- do the Dionnes, anyhow they are the parents of an oxteUe. G. W. A.—Good for them. Well, wc must be leaving. Our next stop is Hollywood. —At Hollywood— Mrs. A.—My. I’m so excited. I've always wanted to meet some of these famous people. Let's go light to the studios. June Adair Furman—Why. Mr. Argo, what are you doing out here? Me? Oh, I am oditor of the Lonely Heart's Column. After three un- successful marriages I decided on a career. Won't vou come over to the Sugar Bowl with me lor dinner? FLi tell you all about the F. L. ites who arc out here. G. W. A—I should say wc will. You can start right in telling me about people now. June Adair—Well, let’s see, where should I start lirst? I suppose you knew Paul Eastman is fast becoming famous. He was in the Follies for three years and then when Clark Gable d ed Paul stopped right into his place. See that little shack down there,—no. that other one where the washing is on the line? Yes. that's where Bernice Carpenter lives. She has been married to Merton Houle for six years. No, they haven't any children. Bernice does washings for the movie stars and Merlon is a sign painter. Oh, 1 mustn’t forget, Mac West is planning to retire. She is training Mildred Engquist and showing her all the tricks of the trade so that she can take her place in a few months. G. W. A.—Thanks for all the news. We must be going now. We are heading for Seattle. —At Seattle— Lccic Berg—Why, Mr. Argo. I never ex- pected to see you way out here. Yes. we live here. Linnea teaches piano and voice in the public schools here. Oh. here comes Helen Erick- son. She writes editorials tor a Swedish news- paper. G. W. A,—Hello, Helen. I hear you're fol- lowing your journalist.c amb Hons. What do you near from Dorothy Young.’ Helen—Oh, shfc's teaching the second .grade in Wyoming, Minnesota. I just saw Genevieve Boody. She was out here on her honeymoon. She married a Russian count. She said that Catherine Peterson had been having some suc- cess as a short story writer. She was sent up to Alaska as a government historian, too. G. W. A.—Well, it's been nice meeting and healing about all these people. I’m going back lo Forest Lake now and the others will probably be accounted for there. —At Forest Lake— Mrs. A.-—1 wonder if that’s one of your old pupils. See, that woman with the baby hanging c-n her skirt. I believe her husband is carry- ing an egg case. G. W. A.- -Why, that looks like Margaret Arth. Hello, Margaret, Where’s Alice Hauble now? Margaret—Oh, Alice and I fought over ihc same Frenchman and I won. Alice is imperson- ating a gypsy fortune teller in the five and ten cent store. By the way, Agnes Johnson is in the samy dime store. She is demonstrating new kind of corn plasters. G. W. A.—Do you ever see or hear anything of Elsie Booth and Dorothy San finer? Margaret—It said in the paper that they were stenographers in the National Dog Biscuit Company. G. W. A.—Well, I guess that accounts for everyone in the class now. Ten years hence, when you read this page, compare your status as stated here with that m reality. If we arc fairly accurate in our pro- phecies, thank our crystal ball. If we are way off—Jorgive us and laugh it off. THE FORESTER STAFF GENERAL JOKES I don’t think you ought to wear that bathing suit, announced Mrs. Hendrickson ns Lonnie exhibited the new bathing suit she had just purchased. “But Ma , said Lonnie. ‘I have to. You know how strict they are at this beach.” Mrs, Hauble: If you’re not a better girl you’ll never get to Heaven. Alice: Well, I’ve been to Hlivka’s and the Blue Moon. I can’t expect to go everywhere. Miss Eng in five and dime store: I want some green lipstick. Clerk: Green lipstick? Miss Eng; Yes. I'm going out with a traffic cop tonight. Judge: What’s your name? Swede: Harry Peterson. Judge: Married? Swede: Jar I been married. Judge: Whom did you marry? Swede: Ay married a woman. Judge: Fool! Did you ever hear of any- body that didn't many a woman? Swede: Jo, my sister. She married a man. Mrs. Argo: After all, darling, we have only one life to live. Mr. Argo: With prices the way they are it’s lucky that one is our limit.