Forest Grove Union High School - Optimist Yearbook (Forest Grove, OR)

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Stars ol' Tomorrovv ian, AILEEN UHLIN, lhe new senior English leacher, JEANETTE MEEUWSEN, new office secrelary, PHYLLIS SKARSTEN, P. E. leacher, and CATHERINE MASSIE, new music leacher, al' OI' F. G. Hi. HAZEL BEAN and LOIS THELIN are pefilioning for a subway belween Cornelius and Foresf Grove. JOYCE EWING is al' home engrossed in fhe book, The Primale Theory of Evolulion- JOHN LUEBKE is willing lo pay S50 fo anyone lhal' knows how l'o uncall I0 lhousand hogs. URLA EDMONDS is sl'iII lrvinq +o collecl 'rhe money 'For senior announcemenfs. BONNIE RUSSELL has iusl' fin- ished reciling 'Ihis poem +0 LEWEY COBELL: Oh, I wish we were 'Iwo graham crackers, I'lI l'eII yu whal' we would do. We'd cuddle up in a bowl of milk and I'd gel mushy wi+h you! Af+er all fhese years we find VIVIAN TROUTT swimming 'ro Korea lo see if lhere really aren'+ any women lhere. PAT WOOD, CAROL LATI- MER, JANIS MIXER, and MARCELLIA JOHNSTON are s+ar+ing +heir round-+he-world pogo-slick race. CLARENCE KOENNECKE is running a l'axi service 'lor all new freshmen girls. RUTH LOFTIS has slarled a iillerbug school wilh DOLORES BRANDAW, WILMA BERRY, MARJORIE SHIPLEY, and DONNA OLSON as pupils. MARJORIE HARRIS and LILLIAN KEENE are s+iII 'lrying 'I'o replace Brachmann's broken l'es+ lubes. HELEN HULSMAN was jusl voled preH'iesl' good humor woman of 'rhe year. DORIS HOF- MANN is cafching up on all +he sleep she missed in high school. DONNA JOHNSON finally swindled a free shine from Hodge. So'f+ speaking JIM TYSON has ius+ compefed a speech 'ro +he na+ionaI presidenf of 'rhe FFA, GAIL SHEELAR. CHET KISER is s+ill 'l'eII- ing sal'l'y fales lo anyone who will lislen. RICHARD HASKINS, RAY LOWE, and EUGENE OBERG are invesligaling 'rhe huge ex- plosion caused by GENE LEWIS'S Bemo ray machine. VAN EL- MORE and NORMA KLINGSPORN are an aerial leam in a 'rrapeze show. RICHARD VAN DYKE sfill wears 'rhe loudesl' sporl' coal in fown. CLARA MAE VANDERZANDEN is in fhe hospilal suffering from a bump on 'rhe head when she didn'+ ca+ch her ba+on. DONNA WETTERSTROM has finally go+ her wish as she moved info +own from Gales Creek. ALBERT JOSSI is in a circus side show as l'he lallesl' man in lhe world. EVELYN DAVIDGE now has no one 'lo wake her up in 'rhe morninq on l'he way lo school- JANICE DAVID- SON af+er visiling Echo Canyon is wondering why she never go+ an answer. FRANK HUBBARD is slranded on 'lop of a Iiqhl' pole. Direcfor VIRGINIA HUSCHKA is 'ralking +o playwrighl FLORENCE VANDERVELDEN whelher +o s+ar KENNETH STRANDBERG or RUS- SELL OHLER in a play called The Missing Link . SHIRLEY DUN- CAN is sI'ilI fighling 'lhe crowd in fronl of her locker. LARRY BORST is now perpefual presidenl of lhe Women Halers Club. KENNETH REED is now wearing a four year IeH'erman's swealer in davenporl wresfling. BONNIE POWERS is wielding a 50-pound sledge in her blacksmifh shop. WINTON HASCALL is sfill griping because his name is always lasl' on I'he lis+. And +hus, a few million Iigh+ years away, 'Ihe scene fades and we leave ALFRED sailing peacefully off info space.

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ftars of Tomorrow A rockef, which was designed by DAVID MCADOO is now ascending fo fhe moon carrying fhe greaf asfronomer, ALFRED BOTHUM, who, glancing back fo earfh, sees fhe everyday happen- ings of fhe class of 47 . J. C. Penney's has been run ouf of business by career women, BERNICE OOLEY and LORRAINE ADAMS. TOM CLAPSHAW is a chemisf producing vifamin pills for fhe weak and undernour- ished, while ROBERT OVER is modeling ads for Brandenfels hair grower. JOHN BROWN has an esfablishmenf known as Pierre Brown's Eine French Foods. IMOGENE CRUTCHFIELD and RO- ZEI.lA CHRISTIANSEN are crusaders for The Soufh Never Really Losf fhe War League. Siffing af home on a peaceful Sunday morning, Mr. and Mrs. ELMO THOMSON IMARY BRUNDAGEI furn on fhe radio fo hear TOMPKINS' Tall Tales for Tender Toofs . Meanwhile, LOIS KAHN, GLORIA GRIMSON, and JEAN EVANSEN are candidafes running againsf each ofher for Miss Oregon . HOWARD REEHER is having his new hof rod fixed by fhe DAVIS, HAEVERNICK Shol' Rod Shop. JO ELLEN SIEMON, EVELYN HUFFMAN, and JACKIE ROSE are presidenfs of fhe women's league. DONALD BURKEY iusf won fhe world's fifle for bicycle racing. MARVIN SIMMONS has iusf finished reading Macbefh fo wife NITA NOAH. Under fhe direcfion of VELMA CEDERGREEN, DON AND DICK MAR' SHALL, dance feam, are co-sfarring in a play as lovers 'ro woo sfar- lef LODEMA FRENCH. RON ENGELEN has iusf landed a iob as food fesfer for 'I'he hof debafe being carried on befween newly elecfed represenfafive CARL LARSEN and speaker of fhe house J. A. BLISS, over which is fhe beffer peanuf-buffer, Skippy or Pefer Pan. A new book fresh on fhe markef, called True Love Comes Only fo Superior Minds, is being aufographed by aufhor Barbara SCHULTZ fo be senf fo NAN DODDS and DARRELL FRYE. AL- LAN SWANSON is serving a life ferm for frying fo saw a nickel in half. Woman wresfler JACKIE MCGREER has iusf faken fhe world's fifle from JOYCE FELDMAN. Ballef sfar DALE BONNELL recenfly finishing a nafion-wide four in his Ausfin car is sfopping off af fhe home of ALLEN HARLEMAN, big businessman, who has iusf moved fhe cify of Porfland on fop of Mf. Hood because he didn'f like fhe river going fhrough if. ARDETH MONK, GLORIA McCOY, and DELORES OGLESBY are conducfing a search 'ro find hermif DARRELL PIEPER. Pharmacisf GEORGE TURLEY has iusf sold a pair of dark glasses fo GEORGE PRITZLAFF who has received a black eye from RALPH HENDERSON over fhe privilege of walking THERESA ROOSA home from work af DIGBY O McCARTHY'S ICHARLESJ underfaking parlor. WAYNE HELLICKSON is geffing a fhriving business in his muscle building esfablishmenf from WILLIAM COOKE. RUBY JANSEN has iusf gof a 'rickef for speeding from policeman RUBEN SULLIVAN. LEOTA DUYCK is home 'reaching Bud Jr. fo play baskefball. MINA VAANDERING is fhe new librar-

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