Fordham University School of Business - Aries Yearbook (New York, NY)

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as - I X E EJ onion? Then you don,t know your onions.-hah, hahf' HDon,t he stingy, put on another hunk of Iettucef, HDO you know where there's a good Restaurantifn MPH take mine on gin-foops, I mean ryef, HHave you got change of a fifty-yes, ten nickels will dof, Anecdota, 1937 THE editor deeply regrets that he is unable to print an interview with the Registrar, Wir. E. Vincent 0'Brien. When solicited hy the Aries reporter for a statement on the class of 1957, the Registrar replied: ul make it known without fear or qualification that the 1937 class will he graduated in June of this Year. I might further point out that Fordham University has heen graduating classes since 1845. Besides, the 1 1 z 15 hen is about to ring. ZF?- JACK Meehan was seeking a position on the constahulary of one ot the local heaches. Have you any athletic experiencefy asked the inter- viewer. 'Tve been taking monthly examinations at Fordham for the last three yearsf, answered Jack. Thats finef' came the reply. Uvvithout douht your muscles are in perfect shapefy HBesides,H continued Jack, HI am a memher of a hoxing teamf, UBut,H said his inquisitor, Hto he on our force, you have to he a diplomat, not a hoxerf' UOh. retorted Jack smoothly, 'Tm a diplomatic hoxerf' RIP'- IT VVAS a physics class and the hoys were catering to Prof. McNitt. Up popped Larry Feeney, and informing the Prof that he had been reading over his notes, said that he thought one McNittian explana- tion tremendously important to the ultimate meaning of the course. Hit is indeed decent ot you to he so kind, so generous, so open-hearted in your opinion, Mr. Feeneyf' came the reply. Hin fact I shall ever cherish the memory of it, and of the class whence it had its originf, The day after we had the toughest physics exam in the history of education. FV' 154 N i 1. W ,ff f 1'.'wf:vff'fFfz I ' - ' I ' 55553 -1gg'fGj,Q,f2GggQQjijgQgQgf 6' Zf g iE:gg?4.-i,.gfxZ