Foothill High School - Shield Yearbook (Tustin, CA)

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A Different View of FAKHFAJ Mission: to visit and analyze an educational institu- tion on planet Nytharna, third planet from the star KK Pipsilok. The inhabitants call their planet Earth. Ac- cording to Earthdate, landing occurred on October 26, 1984. The landing site was hilly with low humidity. The closest educational institution was Foothill High School. All existing theories concerning Earth education were disproved. The students were outside with no books present. A select group of students called seniors wore an item of clothing called a toga. These came in various sizes and patterns. Some were bright gold. Others were printed with visual reproductions of a mouse named Mickey. The seniors also wore flora and fauna in their hair. Seniors were divided into Masters and Slaves. The Masters were of the male gender while the Slaves were female. The Slaves were obliged to do anything their Master commanded. The seniors were also separated from the rest of the students. They grouped together on a field. They oc- cupied strange contraptions called chariots. The Masters lounged on mattresses while the Slaves fulfilled their every bidding. The atmosphere was festive and everyone seemed to be having something called fun. These new methods of Earth education are puzzling and will require further analysis. Top: Bill Kiefer says, Hang loose! Right: Diane Hofflander, Mary Toohey. Dana Alpert, and Jennifer Burns: Let ' s go crazy! Bottom: Master John Rice growls, Where ' s my slave? 26 Feast and ]oiib(