Florida Agricultural College - Pinakidia Yearbook (Lake City, FL)

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' So say we all,' quoted Professor Miller with his school-boy grin. I mean each one says that about his own department, he added, hastily, I second the motion, said Professor Blair, entreatingly, adding to himself, I had to do it to stop their fussing, and get through. I wonder how the baby is. The poor little chap was crying when I left. tlt may be interesting to note that baby was just two weeks old at this time.D I think we ought to come to so111e decision, said Professor Cox. If I had known it would take this long, I would have moved to have this business postponed until Saturday, And Lieutenant Cox put on that same sardonic smile that he uses when he wants to tell a boy that he is very sorry but cannot take off his punish- ment for being late to taps Friday night. Miss McClintock looked as though she would like to say that Mr. Thompson needs some more work in English, but as there were four Professors of the sterner sex loudly proclaiming their right to speak on the subject in hand, she merely smiled and glanced at her watch. Thompson ought to have some more Political Economy, said Professor Waugh. Mr. Thompson has to make up Geometry and Plane Trigonometry, said Professor Borger. It is very obvious that this work cannot be neglected. Mr. Thompson needs some Chemistry, said Professor Miller, solemnly. Mr. Thompson needs this work in Physiology, said Professor Gossard, with more spirit than he was ever known to show before. He has some work to do in Botany, said Professor Hume, severely. 'A It looks like Thompson will have to go back to the Preparatory and start over, said Professor Marion. They have brought up more things already than he can possibly do in four years. And he expects to graduate this year, too. I think we had better vote on it, said Professor Miller, I ought to be down in the basement now, he added to himself. I guess joe has got me that sledge-hammer by now, I sent hi111 over to the shop about two hours ago, and it is about time for him to be getting back.'l ' There is a motion before the house, Doctor, said Professor Hume, soberly. Very good, said Dr, Yocum, let us vote on the question. Moved and seconded that-that- Vtlhat was the motion, gentlemen ? That Mr. Thompson-take-er-Physi-ol-ogy, said Professor Gossard, hastily UQ 53

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he Faculty's ccision. WAS 2.30 by the college clock when the show began. Now, Gentlemen, said Dr. Yocum, in his usual bland voice, I believe there are some ladies present, too-our first business to be taken up is, I suppose, whether Mr. Thompson shall be allowed to elect Physiology in place of Physics or not. As he intends to study medicine, perhaps this would be more directly advantageous to him. But it is for you to decide. I would be glad to hear the sentiments of the Faculty. I guess you will hear enough before you are through, said Professor Hadley. in a growling undertone. I d0n't think it will be right to allow Mr. Thompson to drop the work in Physics since he has begun it, said Professor Young, and besides, it is a very essential work. One minute, please, as Professor XYaugh rose 'to suggest that Thompson do some extra work in Latin. I move that he be required to do the work in Physics. Up jumped Professor W'augh like a hair-spring was concealed beneath the long tails of his Prince Albert coat. I don't think it is necessary for Thompson to finish the course in Physics, said he, ignoring the scowl which Professor Young gave him. Since he is to study medicine, he needs a thorough drill in Latin, and, besides, he has some Work in Philosophy to make up. It is just this Way, said Professor Stockbridge, jumping up excitedly- May I say a word, said Professor Young, arising in some haste. I forgot to say that Thompson has some Ethics to make up, said Professor XVaugh, rising suddenly and turning over his chair. Let him leave of something else: one hour in my department is worth two in any Other. any way. S2

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'tThat Mr. Thompson take some Latin, said Professor XVaugh, excitedly, I wish to give him a thorough review of verbs, andff' The motion was that Mr. Thompson take the course in Physics, shouted Professor Young, as, every trace of the habitual smile vanished from his face, he stood forth like an old Roman Knight resolved to do battle to the death for his rights. Mon Dieu I exclaimed Senorita Figuaroa, tremblingly, just hear them I And she shrunk back into the darkest corner of the room from whence Misses De Sha and Yocnm were peering anxiously, as though they expected the floor of the President's oflice to be the scene of a bloody battle. I think some one moved to adjouinfl said Professor Croom, lazily, and then to hinself, I wonder how long before supper is ready. I think it is abou! ffm: to adjourn, said Miss Barnes in an awed undertone as she glanced fearfully at Professor Young, who stood forth, fearless in his wrath. Gentlemen, this is not a very orderly meeting,', said Dr. Yocum in a tone of mild reproof. Well, lets decide it, said Professor Borger, sharply. We could have played ten games of tennis in this time, Hadley, he remarked in an aside to the Business Professor. Well, said Dr. Yocum, I think it will be well to adjourn for this evening as it lacks, now, five minutes to six o'clock, and I have tea at six o'clock. Let us all meet to-morrow morning just before Chapel and we will spend the few minutes we have then in taking up some other matters. I suppose Mr. Thomp- son's case must be laid over until to-morrow afternoon, and We hope to decide in time for him to start in the work he is to take, some time this term. And so the members of the faculty dispersed to their homes and boarding-houses with appetites whetted by much sharp discussion. 54