Florida Agricultural College - Pinakidia Yearbook (Lake City, FL)

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Major or Colonel ? COMMAND.-XNT tat a tactics recitation of commis- sioned oihcersj.-4' Major Rowe, what is the ditfer- ence between the insignia of rank of Major and Lieu- tenant Colonel ? ROWE.-- I don't think there is any, sir. COMMAND.-tNT.-- Then we may expect you to have these other cadets call you Lieutenant-Colonel, may we not, sir ? l' O. K. The YOUNG SOPH upon being asked how the little stenographer was, replied, He's O.K. In Ceometry Class. STATE SUPT. SHEETS Cvisiting Fresh. Math.9-- This is about as ha1'd as Cuban language to under- stand. A Dillicult Psychological Problem. M-RG-N.- Pat, someone has made a standing date with her for Friday nights after this week. PAT.f I have one for this week all O. K. Sure Pop ! The Houseboat on the Styx. The ,QQ GRADUATE.- I don'tsee why the lower classmen enjoy The Houseboat on the Styx so much, I since they can't understand the allusions. I myself did not like it at all. S.xt'ssY.- Oh, how can you say that l Its simply fine l But then, you must know a little something about mythology and history to appreciate it. Anglo-Saxon Words. PROF. XV. Cin logicj.- XVilson, what is a fallacy. WILSON.-ii Something that has no truth in it. PROF. W.- No, sir! That's a lie l The Choosing Boy. Heimburger is somewhat of a choosing disposi- tion. His choice in jewelsis the Pearl, in flowers, the Lillie, in food, Oats t,O'itsl, antdl a Bell is his favorite musical instrument. Notice. Special attention is called to the fact that Frankie LeRoy Cartel carries a select line of Photographic Supplies, Dark Rooms, Cleveland Views, and makes Virginian Scenes a specialty. If you would add to your art collection, something rare and novel, get one of those graphic word pictures which he presents daily to all with whom he may chance to come in contact.

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Iokcs. A Tumor, Averse to Cold. TICKY.- Is Carrel patriotic? Toiuiuv.- No, he loves Virginia more than he does Ohio. A Smokess. MR. LEB.4 VVhat! Did I understand you to say you smoked, Miss F? Miss A. B. F.- 'Why, I smoked a grape vine one day and it I didn't make me sick, either. He Overlooked. PROF. OF CHEMISTRV.- Mr. Carre-1, why is it that you can't learn your chemistry ? CARREL.- I looked over the lesson Professor. PROF. OF CHEMISTRY.-UYYES-YOI1 mean you 0zw'!00km' the lesson. A Beautiful Complexion. IVIORGAN.-H How is it that Fontain's cheeks are always so rosy? H COOGLER.- Why, itls only ten cents a package at the drug store. I Miss BROOKS.-H I'm going to a Warmer climate 3 I can't stand the cold here. A CO-PUSH.-- Cuba is that Warm climate. VVhy not go home with me? 'l Emotion. PRoF. OF PsvcHoLoGv.- Miss A. B. F., define emotion 3 Miss A. B. F.-t'Why, it's your insides going out. A Bible Student. TEACHER.- What is the sacred book of the Hebrews, Mr. Bridges? MR. BRIDGES.-'A I-er-don't know-I believe they have nonef' A Striking Success. A FRESHMAN.- I think the Junior Year Book will be a striking success. A SoPHoMoRE.-H Yes: I think it wf!! be a sfrik- ingf success. It has struck everybody in school and each of the sophs several times. It is sirz'king all right.

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F.-xcv LTY. YOCUM. McC1.1NTocK. CRooM. HUME. FIGUROA. DE SHA, B. Conn'n'T. STOCKBRIDGE. M.-XRION. XV.-XMBOLT. Crinds. PL7I'lIfI.7l'g al Ihaxekflzzzllx qf lfifzzc Zllbllfh arf' 110iu1'1'u1r,v. Nature hath formed strange fellows in her time. KVe took sweet counsel together According to his virtue let us use him. She is-but words cannot tell what, Think what a woman should be, And she is that. Frosty, but kindly. I hear i11 the chamber above ine, The patter of little feet. She is a great observer, and looks quite Through the deeds of men. Such art of eyes I never saw in books. I'm not so young as I once was. My lord, I would entreat your honor to scan this thing no further : leave it to time They that govern the most, make the least noise. He that by the plow would thrive, Himself must hold or drive. How firm a foundation. Good sentences and well pronouiicedfl T49