Florida Agricultural College - Pinakidia Yearbook (Lake City, FL)

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Iokclets and Soqth. XYhen Carrel left for home Xmas, we heard that he mistook a head-light on a locomotive for a lightning bug, and of course We thought he had joined the Tern- perance Society. fl But the cat came back.l'J One of the Junior Pearls asked the Professor of Philosophy W'hat is cause and effect ? and to please tell her, as she did not understand the mean- ing. The Professor replied, When you go home to-night. light a fire with about four gallons of kr ro- sene. This is the effect-funeral service at 2 o'clock. No flowers. XVhen Livingston left home for college, he took leave of his mother in this manner. Mother, I will write often, and think of you constantly. VVhen he returned home in june, he remarked to his anxious mother, Deah mothaw, I greet you once moah. Imagine the feeling of the kind mother. A Youngw graduate of the institution was asked in his examination for his Professorship, Do you think that the earth is round or flat ? VVell, said the young man, some people say round, some fiat, but I'l1 teach just as the Trustees desire. 141 Jim Mitchell's advice to the Freshman Class in English, Dott your eies, cross your teas, and Cl0I1't use too many and'es. Ives was asked by one of the juniors how many Spaniards he killed in the last war, and he answered, NVell, I killed as many of them as they did of me. There is a cadet in college who attends church regularly, and clasps his hands so tight during prayer time, that he can't get them open until after the col- lection box has passed. He says that is not due to the fact that he hasn't the Price. Carrel, being asked his favorite States, replied without hesitation, Virginia, Matrimony and Cleve- land. Snowden Miller was agent for a bible this sum- mer, and, at one of the houses Where he stopped, he asked the lady of the house whether he might leave some tracts there. Leave some tracts, said she. Certainly you may, and leave them with the heels towards the house, if you please. Mann was asked, Do you know why half farth- ings are coined for your special use ? VVhen he re-

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