Florida Agricultural College - Pinakidia Yearbook (Lake City, FL)

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Advcrtiscme nts. H. A. Laycock, Instructor in the Art of Letter-writing. Love Letters .fi Specialty. His Motto: Short, but Sweet. Carrel, Dealer in Kodak Supplies, and all kinds of Photo- graphic Outfits. The young ladies' Dormitory will be open October ist. Magnificently built, according to Gothic architecture, and lianrlsoniely equipped inside. Latest designs for heating. N. P. Ives has a Large Stock of Lies, both Old and New. Call, and he will give you a few Samples Free of charge. Latest Book on Love Making, by XV. B. Cone. Price, One Cigarette. Lost and LOST.-A Class in Elocution by Prof. M. M. m7HlIllJOltlt. LOST.-By H. M. Fearnside, Ten Cents in a Raffle. F0l'ND.+Bj' M. M. Brown, a valuable Pearl. The finder hopes to keep it. FOUND.4Bj' L. T. Patillo, Z1 Note in Girl's Hand-writing. No address is given, and no name signed. First three words, My Own Darling. LOST.-By J. K. Coogler, All Hope of future Happi- ness. 129 Patillo and Laycock, Electricians. Dormitory XViring a Specialty Latest Book on Political Economy, by C. O. Finch. En- titled, It is Cheaper to Borrow than to Buy. lVith an Ap- pendix, by M. M. Mann. Call on members of the Sophomore Latin Class for Instruc- tions in Polly Riding. For Advice on Hoodooing Professors, call on or address Skinny Palmer. just out! A book, entitled How to Keep from Scrap- ping over Lawn Tennis, by Prof. R. N. Hadley. Found. LOST.-By Miss McClintock, All Belief in the Veracity of the Editorial Staff of the Year-book. LOST.-One Tennis Ball. Finder will please return to Prof. Borger. Professor lVaugh lost his temper recently. Finder is re- quested to keep out of sight. LOST.-Three years' growth by Miss Figuaroa. LOST.-By Dr. W. F. Yocnm, I4 XVeb-footed Norinals. Finder will just keep theni.

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under THE GREAT COLLEGE DRAMA, he Unexpected Inspection. DRAMATIS PERSONAE. THE INSPEQTOR, Roonr ORDERLY, Hrs ROOMJNIATE, . . . DR. XV. F. Yoemi. M. M. MANN. . F. L. C.aRiuA:I,. SUPES, . Tnoni-sox, Iixnxias, Liximxicie, CLi 1'it, FINCH and Axnicnsox. ACT I. SCENE -Brick Barracks. TIBIIE, 7.10 P.M. In Mann's room. Mann and Carrel seated at table. Enter Thompson, Barnes, Linclner, Clute, Finch and Anderson. All talk at once on rlifferent subjects. Voice at door.- Gentlemen, this is not a very orderly room. Enter Inspector. Exit Thompson, Linclner, Clute and Finch. Barnes goes behind door, Anderson slides bed. Curtain. ACTS II and III. Same scene. Tinie, 7. I0 to 9 P.M. Carrel and Mann seated. No visitors. No inspection. No noise. Curtain. 125

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Wanted. Some one to analyze Doctor Appell's medicines, and take an inventory of his stock. loo Ripsaws, to be placed at the plates in the mess hall, to be used in carving beef. A Voice for the Adjutant of the Cadet Battalion. A Specialist in Diseases of the Heart to diagnose Carre1's case. Two or three loyal juniors of 1902 to do all the year-book work. 130 Some Brains, by the members of the Sophomore Class. A pair of High-heeled Shoes by Capt. J. M. Price. A pair of Stilts by Lieut. Mann, so he can see over Price's head. Some one to loan the members of the Junior Class enough money to get home on. To know who will say that the year-book is not all right.