Florida Agricultural College - Pinakidia Yearbook (Lake City, FL)

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he Faculty in Verse. YOUNG they call hirn, and young he is, H.-XDl.PIY,S the man for bookkeeping and biz. Deliver nie from BORGER, the great A.B., With his abstruse parabolic formulae. They say VVAUGH is the man with his language of the past Thucydidion LAXV across the hall into our lot is cast. Cox without his CROOM would be at a loss, As the QSTOCKQ BRIDGE that carries the lllILLER across. BLAIR, with his chemistry, our patience does take, NVhile GOSSARD arnuses himself with his snakes. To see HUME at work would give you a DE SHA-ke, And APPELL'S seidlitz powder you would necessarily take. IIS

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SCENE 3.-Prof. W'ambolt seated at desk. Second bell rings. Enter one Prep., Miss Burke. PROP. XV.-XINIBOLT.-INIISS Burke, it seems that you are going to be the only one i11 class to-day. MISS BURKE.--Perhaps the others are a little late. PRUF. VVAMBOLT fafter waiting three minutesj.-I wonder where all the juniors are to-day? Wlhat is the matter ? Not a Iunior here. Miss BURKE.-I don't know, sir. It seems that they are not coming. Pkoif. XVAMBOLT.7I'll step out a few minutes and try and see what is the matter. SCENE 4.-In college hall and entrance to young ladies' sitting room. ' Pnolf. XK7AMBOLT.7hli5S McClintock, where in the world are the Juniors to-day? YVhy are they not at class? Miss INICCLINTOCK -I am sure I don't know. Prof. XV2l111l3Olt. I supposed they were all in class. P1401-'. XVAMBOIJP.-No, there's not one of them there. I can't understand it all. Miss MCCLINTOCK.-I will call the Gtlicer of the Day and see if he can End them. Qlinter Officer of the I7ay.j Pkmf. XV,-XltlBOI,'1l.-P16656 search campus and barracks for juniors. 1 Exit Cfhcer of the Day.J Pnoif. WAMBoLT.-Well, Miss McClintock, there is not a one in sight. fRe-enter Oflicer of the lJay.J OFFICER OF THE D.fw.-Sir, there is not a junior on the campus or in the barracks. MIS-is MCCLINTOCK.-XX'ell, I never saw a crowd get so completely out of the way before. Ha, Pro- fessor! I see through it now. PRoF. VVAMBOLT.-'Pray, tell me how. Miss BICCLINTOCK. dXVEl'El1't the Business Students and Preps. to have met at this fifth hour, too? '1lll2ltlSfl!l1l-171' 671155 Sjnfzfl. Good for them. 117

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