Flemington High School - Memories Yearbook (Flemington, WV)

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SENIOR WILLS 1. I, James Bailey, being of sound body and sound mind, do hereby bequeath my place on the basketball bench to Gerald Kelley. 2. 1, Karen Blake, will my ability to chew gum in Mr. Cleavenger’s class, without getting caught, to anyone who thinks they can do it and get away with it. 3. I, Michael Blake, being of sound mind, do hereby bequeath my smoking habit to Floyd Bokey. 4. I, Crystal Brown, will my position as Mr. Cleavenger’s secretary to anyone who can make as many mistakes as I do. 5. I, Allen Burton, will my ability to constantly be late to anyone with enough excuses. 6. 1, Susan Carnegie, being of tired mind and exhausted body, will my College English class to anyone who can stand going to the library night, after night, after night. 7. I, Bill Chocky, being of sound mind and sound body, do hereby bequeath my ability to weld to anyone who can put up with Julian. 8. 1, Steven Corder, being of sound mind and sound body, do hereby bequeath my height to anyone who is short. 9. I, Hayward Costilow, being of sound mind and sound body, do hereby bequeath my ability to grow a beard to Mr. Withers and Mr. Clara. 10. I, Charlene Davis, will my ability to ignore Mr. Cole to anyone who wants to hold hands in the hall. 11. I, Kathy Delaney, will my black hair to ALL blondes. 12. 1, Anthony Fragale, being of evil mind and great body, do hereby will my ability to demolish cars to Rodney Spencer. 13. I, Alfred Gibson, being of hollow mind and vast body, will my ability to pester Mr. Parkinson to anyone who can stand “kidney shots”. 14. I, George Gibson, being of sound mind and sound body, will my ability to get kicked out of Mr. Withers’ room to anyone who likes to stand in the hall. 15. I, Steve Irvine, will my abilities to anyone who wants them. 16. I, Tom Justice, being of sound mind and sound body, do hereby will my trumpet valve oil to Tim Haney. 15

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CAN YOU IMAGINE James Bailey — as our high school cheerleader? Karen Blake - as First Lady of the United States? Mike Blake - as heavyweight boxing champion of the world? Crystal Brown - with a “Twiggy” haircut? Allen Burton — being as innocent as he seems to be? Sue Carnegie — not being friends with Janice? Bill Chocky - being a hair-raising scientist? Steven Corder — being six feet tall? Hayward Costilow - as Batman? Charlene Davis — singing in the Metropolitan Opera? Kathy Delaney — as a blonde? Anthony Fragale - BALD? Alfred Gibson — not giving Mrs. Burton a hard time? George Gibson — as a preacher? Jean Hudkins Reed — coming to school regularly? Steve Irvine — coming to school with a flat-top haircut? Tommy Justice — as the landlord of a house for “GIRLS” only? Randy Layman — as a professor at Harvard University? Doris Mayle — as “housewife” of the year? Toni McCloy — without having a ribbon in her hair? Terry McDaniel — with the title “Reverend McDaniel?” Stephen Moore — as a hit “Country Western” singer? Robert Riffle — as “Mr. Universe?” Veronica Rogucki - not borrowing typing paper? Margaret Saucer - being a “Hollywood Movie Star?” John Simpson - going fishing and catching a mermaid? Janice Stewart — not talking, especially in chemistry class? Barbara Squires — as champion woman wrestler of the world? Robin Trimble — not staying after school for one tiling or another? David Whitehair - working as a grave digger? Peggy Wilfong — not being moody? Barbara Williams - getting angry at Gary and staying that way? Rita Wiseman — weighing 250 pounds, and crossing the gym floor in three steps? 14

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17. I, Randy Layman, will my ability to pass Physics tests without studying to anyone who doesn’t like to study. 18. I, Doris Mayle, will my flirting ability with Mr. Parkinson to anyone that can put up with him. 19. 1, Toni McCloy, will nothing; I need everything 1 have. 20. I, Terry McDaniel, being of sound mind and sound body, do hereby bequeath my Flair to Mr. Cleavenger because he’s always wanting it. 21. I, Stephen Moore, will my mod dress to anyone who likes to be stared at. 22. 1, Jean Hudkins Reed, being of sound mind and body, do hereby will my ability to bark like a dog to H. L. 23. I, Bob Riffle, being of sound mind and sound body, do hereby will my height to Glen Gaines. (He needs it.) 24. I, Veronica Rogucki, will my pencil to Mr. Parkinson because he is always wanting it. 25. I, Margaret Saucer, being of sound mind and sound body, do hereby bequeath all of my lovers to anybody who can handle more than one. 26. I, John Simpson, being of sound mind and sound body, do hereby bequeath my dribbling ability to Bob Seese, the worst dribbler in five states. 27. I, Barbara Squires, will to Carla B. my ability to drive a Scout. 28. 1, Janice Stewart, will my fall to Dean Simmons, so he can catch up with Debbie Bailey faster. 29. 1, Robin Trimble, will my gas tank, empty due to frequent trips to the library, to Mrs. Walls. 30. 1, David Whitehair, being of sound mind and sound body, do hereby bequeath my Suzuki to Mr. Cleavenger because he is always trying to upset the economy. 31. I, Peggy Wilfong, will my position as Editor of this yearbook to any junior who wants a constant hassle with R. L. Shields. 32. I, Barbara Williams, will my ability to break lab equipment to anyone who thinks they can pay for it. 33. I, Rita Wiseman, will my slim-trim figure to Dora Ann Fleming. 16