Fitchburg High School - Boulder Yearbook (Fitchburg, MA)

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“They almost devour me with kisses.” — Burra}?e. We Want All Our Marks to be ' ' sixty hours a Tveek to produce m)ork that will please our customers, and lea ve nothing to be desired. Our course is strong on % ork for practical, everyday business, we are at the head of the class in the languages, and there is little in the printe s part of any occasion that is not among our electi ves. Sentinel Printing Company, We ha T)e said nothing about the Sentinel ' for =we kno w you cant forget it. JOB DEPARTMENT, For First-Class H. H. WHEELOCK, .. TRUCKMAN .. Corner Snow and Cherry Streets, Fitchburg. Work in .. Haif-Dressingf, Manicure, Chiropody, Hygienic, Facial . and ♦. Scalp Treatments, GO TO Telephone 206 13. AGNES MORRILLY, Iver Johnson Building. Der Liebe Kleine Professot: — Herr Ober. . Guaranteed to beeome sentimental : — Any of the boys.

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Chronology ( Continued). 22. Platts is on ood behavior. Remarkable! 28. C. B. Smith leaves school. Senior class voted to send notes of condolence to Mabel. 25. Sheddon informs C. W. Cobb that a part is greater than the whole. 27. Parker says that no matter how much larger or smaller a body becomes he is always constant. FEBRUARY. v5. Basket ball practice. 20. Andierst Alumni dinner. 27. G. P. Hitchcock absent. Herr Dean pre- sides. 28. Basket ball at Sportsman’s Show. Miss Sleeper sings “ My Gal is a High Born Lady,” to her first hour class. MARCH. 1. Platts and Brown,’ 03, go into the bunco business with success. 2. Sheddon first victim to be buncoed by a Freshman. 15. An eloquent appeal made to A. A. for money. 20. Parker describes the “ Whiskey Resurrec- tion.” 23. Second hour geometry class amuses Mr. Dunster. Trial debate. 29. Derby gives Cobb a lesson in grammar. APRIL. • 6. Last Senior class party. 9. School opens after vacation. 15. Nolen’s house-cleaning. 22. Miss Allard: “What will the audience do before the scene is over?” Lowe: “Leave.” (Macbeth.) MAY. 2. Seven boys absent. Why ? 11. Debate. Resolved: “It is advisable to annex the Phillipincs.” 21. Athletic training began. 24. City clerk gives a talk to the Senior girls on “How to get married though single.” 28. “Old Sol” hides his face for a space of 90 seconds. 29. Memorial exercises at the school. 30. Memorial Day. Mr. Cobb can’t paddle his own canoe. It is h Lowe his dignity. 31. Mr. Hartwell incomprehensibly explains the eclipse. JUNE. 1. Russell flies into a new flame. (Another girl.) 2. Athletic meet. The high school boj ' s cele- brate with a parade in the evening. 5. An epidemic of red hosiery ' among the boys, but rumor says that it didn’t stop there. 8. Circus day. No excitement. 12. Technical class picnic at Whalom. 15. First rehearsal of graduation chorus. 18. Technical examinations at Worcester. 18. Miss Cowles to the French class: “A French girl will not wear a high col- lar, but she will massage her face and she will rub her neck.” 19. Two little mice who were very Greene and couldn’t be Moore so, are caught in a trap while spying on the Class Book committee. 19. Wel-lbred horses have long manes. To Miss McCarty. 25. Miss Elsie Fuller’s pictures appear. Chickering evidently knows his busi- ness. Each one is a gem. 27. Graduation. 29. Promenade. Some of the Tech boys graduate well browned from the roasts they have received.

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Worth Miss presides at the piano this week. — Rajah. Final Examination. 1 . How much time does Phil- l rook spend studying dictionary ? 2. Wh} ' does Secretary Lowe vsit near dictionaiw at class meetings? Hint: To conscientiously perform his dut3 ' when Fosdick makes a motion. 3. Who governs the F. H. S.? Hint: Mr. Hitchcock and Miss Allard. 4. Compute the amount of good material gone to waste in Philbrook. 5. Given that Miller’s voice (when he recites in Cicero, so that Misses Greene and Moore ma} hear) is ten times as large as his bocU ' , prove that he is an exeeption to the law that light travels faster than sound. Noting. G. Estimate how large Platts might have l)een if it wasn’t for the weight of his name. Advice to Juniors. Never get into vour seat until ten seconds before the fifteen minutes bell. — By Rourke, ’ 00 . Never shaq en a pencil on the floor; sharpen it on a block and throw it on the floor. Never call a teacher down to his face. Do it behind his back. Never whisper unless you are alone or with somebody-. Chew nothing but the best gum during school hours. While in school never fight with a teacher. Go out of doors, there is more room there. Have nothing to do with Miss Blanchard. You may have to march with her .sixth hour cadets. Avoid congratulating Cobb on an 3 possible engagements ; it’s well, it is not wise. Don’t go sightseeing on an ’- of our high buildings ; it is not nice. If 3 ou do, take an iee pick, and ask Anna for manner of using the same. For further particulars apph ' to Miss Damon, ’02. Never allow ourself to be ap- pointed on a Class Book committee. You will regret it. — B 3 Knight, ’00.