Firland Sanatorium School of Nursing - Fir Log Yearbook (Seattle, WA)

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JOKES NATURE HELPS The Satishefl One- XYhy is it that the older a man gets, the more dinicult it is to pull the wool over his eyes P His Ilfife- l3ecause he has so much less wool. i :I: i I-IIS GOOD REASON He-'AI never niet a woman I could marry. She- No! They're hard to please, as a l'LllC.,, :E i :E A SCIENTIFIC ANSXVER Medical Prof.- VVhat is the lirst thing you would do if a patient of yours were blown into the air by an explosion ? Medical Student- Wait for him to coine down. 5: i' :c Eo, in a butcher shop- ls that the head-cheese over there ?U Attendant-UNO! the boss ain't in, Mom. 3: i' 3: My wife is ultra-modern. She is always getting new furniture, new hats, new music, new clothes, and now- Yes, and now-U Now she has neuralgiaf' 5: 5: :T: First Doctor- Did you hold a mirror to her face to see if she was still breathing P H Second Doctor-'zYes, and she opened one eye, gasped and reached for her powder-pufff' OLYMPIC HOTEL PHARMACY Olympic Hotel .... Seattle The Quality Drug Sforf' ELIZABETH ARDEN AIND DOROTHY GRAY TOILETRIES MAin 1200-1201-2526 - Night Rainier 0794 0 I , 1902 Fouvth Avenue : Seattle, Wasli. BOIIJIHII Mf'mb1'1' Fforisls Tvlrgrnllb Delivery Axxofiuliozl - v No Commission paid to solicitors lCLliott 3365 ELliott 2036 I 7 SECOND AVENUE PUBLIC MARKET HOTEL, RESTAURANT AND STE.-XMBO.-XT SUPPLIES 315-317 Scconcl Ave., Next to Stage Depot SEATTLE Minnichl. Lecnhouts WASH GOODS SPECIALTY SHOP Sfldffzlfiijllg in fl!! NURSES UNIFORIVIS Phone M.-Xin HSII6 S12 Haight Bldg. Sli,-X'IVl'l.I'i

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JOKES IT CAN'T BE DONE Mebbe, says Mrs. Kaiser's little girl, Mary, eatin, onions is one of the secrets of long life and health, but how are you going to keep it a secret? i :E i: Dear friend, feel not dejected If your name you find connected to a joke. VVhen you see that you are one XVl'1ose name is in a pun, Take it all in fun, And do not croak. y :E :E i Miss Paschich-'iCan you imagine anything worse than having diphtheria and scarlet fever at the same time F Miss Sturgis- Yes, rheumatism and St. Vitus' dance. 3: :E :E She- I could die waltzing with you. He- You will, if you don't keep off my feet. 5: :E it . UNDER THE MICRGSCOPE Judge Ganglion-'4VVhat's this piece of protoplasm charged with now? VVhite Corpuscle- He crossed a main artery without observing the stop sign, your honor. judge Cianglion- Put him back in a cell. :E -3: 3: Never go bathing after a meal, the doctor tells us, because we never Find it there. AN EDITORS PLEA Take pity when you read these jokes, And don't go 'round a-tellin' folks: 'Tve heard that one, oh! how old! A lot of times I've heard that toldf, Have a heart, please bear in mind A joke editor you may be sometime! i :is fc HOXN7 DID CECIL KNOXV? Teacher- For men must work and women must weep. What is the mean- ing of that line. Cecil? Cecil- It means that men have to work to git money, and then the women has to cry before the men will divide with emf' i' i :Vc I-low did you keep your donation secret? I sent an anonymous check. :E i :E Doris- XYhen John proposed to me, he acted like a Fish out of water. Therese-'iXYhy shouldnt he? I--Ie knew he was caughtf, '-nh'-si rang- QW'

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4, etings from . . . . . Gr. VV. ROBERGE SECRETARY OF BOARD OF PUBLIC WORKS C' vlingr from .... . A FRIEND OF FIRLAND Greeting.: from HERB. L. COLLIER CITY TREASURER Clyde WlIittemore W. H. Denison Feathers STEAM Renovated DenIsOn Mattress Company IVIATTRESS MANUFACTURERS Maffresxex Sold Dirert from Faflory to You Mattresses Re-built, Re-covered, Re-felted and Thoroughly Cleaned S40 Eastlake CApirol 0153 Seattle G. G. VVITTENIIIYER TREASURER, KING COUNTY Seattle, Washington III. O. SYLLIAASEN CITY ENGINEER C omplimenlf of MAYOR JOHN F. DORE Faslzioln Specialists FOR YOUNG WOMEN OF ALL AGES! THIRD BETWEEN PIKE LPINE Bowler! Member Florixfs Telegraph Delivery Axsociafiou OINEILL FLORISTS Sixth Ave. and Olive Street MAin 4143 Seattle VV. A. GAINES BUILDING SUPERINTENDENT, PURCHASING AGENT BOARD OF PUBLIC VVORKS, SEATT E Cnwplifmzutr nf BEESON FURNITURE CO. ErImonds,W h IVICKESSON AND ROBBINS Health H elps and Toiletries The STANDARD OE QUALITY since 1833 Look for the IVIAROON SYIVIBOL, the sign Of a UIVICKESSON SERVICE STORE -Your Guarantee Of QUALITY and GOOD SERVICE