Firland Sanatorium School of Nursing - Fir Log Yearbook (Seattle, WA)

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JOKES IT CAN'T BE DONE Mebbe, says Mrs. Kaiser's little girl, Mary, eatin, onions is one of the secrets of long life and health, but how are you going to keep it a secret? i :E i: Dear friend, feel not dejected If your name you find connected to a joke. VVhen you see that you are one XVl'1ose name is in a pun, Take it all in fun, And do not croak. y :E :E i Miss Paschich-'iCan you imagine anything worse than having diphtheria and scarlet fever at the same time F Miss Sturgis- Yes, rheumatism and St. Vitus' dance. 3: :E :E She- I could die waltzing with you. He- You will, if you don't keep off my feet. 5: :E it . UNDER THE MICRGSCOPE Judge Ganglion-'4VVhat's this piece of protoplasm charged with now? VVhite Corpuscle- He crossed a main artery without observing the stop sign, your honor. judge Cianglion- Put him back in a cell. :E -3: 3: Never go bathing after a meal, the doctor tells us, because we never Find it there. AN EDITORS PLEA Take pity when you read these jokes, And don't go 'round a-tellin' folks: 'Tve heard that one, oh! how old! A lot of times I've heard that toldf, Have a heart, please bear in mind A joke editor you may be sometime! i :is fc HOXN7 DID CECIL KNOXV? Teacher- For men must work and women must weep. What is the mean- ing of that line. Cecil? Cecil- It means that men have to work to git money, and then the women has to cry before the men will divide with emf' i' i :Vc I-low did you keep your donation secret? I sent an anonymous check. :E i :E Doris- XYhen John proposed to me, he acted like a Fish out of water. Therese-'iXYhy shouldnt he? I--Ie knew he was caughtf, '-nh'-si rang- QW'

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JOKES Jokes are darn hard things to write. W'e've tried to get the best. I-Iowever, laugh at those you like, And overlook the restf, :E i' :E Customer Cin drug storel- A mustard plaster. Drug Clerk Qforce of habitj- XN'e're out of mustardg how about mayon- naise ? :l': :E :T: Look here, I bought a bottle of your hair restorer last night and all it's done is to raise these big lumps on my head. My gracious, said the beauty doctor, XVe must have sold you a bottle of bust developer by mistake. sl: it 3: Is Mary Qlones old P Old? When they brought in her birthday cake last time, six guests fainted with the heatf' THE PSALM OF LIFE Chill Ill Pill Bill. 'fc :E :E A SMATTERINC1 I know a little History, Some verses, too, by heart, I know a little Science, I know a little Art, I know a little Latin, I know a little Greek. I-le runs a little restaurant, I eat there every week. :E i' if A woman always wants the most for her money-except when she buys a bathing suit. :E i' :E M. D.-f'I'low's the patients heart action this morning 7' R. N.-1'Splendid, Doctor. He's proposed to me twice already. :l: :E it Oh, Lena! lVeren't you frightened to death when that burglar broke into your room ? Lena- Frightened is no name for it. I was dressing. Merey! How terribly embarrassing! XYhatever did you do? Lena- Uh, he was very considerate. lfle covered me with his revolver. A f 1 f The dirty dog, said Yicie, as her wienie sandwich fell in the mud. iitmi 210 ' . nav ' - ' , iss-l fi ' malt wa

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JOKES NATURE HELPS The Satishefl One- XYhy is it that the older a man gets, the more dinicult it is to pull the wool over his eyes P His Ilfife- l3ecause he has so much less wool. i :I: i I-IIS GOOD REASON He-'AI never niet a woman I could marry. She- No! They're hard to please, as a l'LllC.,, :E i :E A SCIENTIFIC ANSXVER Medical Prof.- VVhat is the lirst thing you would do if a patient of yours were blown into the air by an explosion ? Medical Student- Wait for him to coine down. 5: i' :c Eo, in a butcher shop- ls that the head-cheese over there ?U Attendant-UNO! the boss ain't in, Mom. 3: i' 3: My wife is ultra-modern. She is always getting new furniture, new hats, new music, new clothes, and now- Yes, and now-U Now she has neuralgiaf' 5: 5: :T: First Doctor- Did you hold a mirror to her face to see if she was still breathing P H Second Doctor-'zYes, and she opened one eye, gasped and reached for her powder-pufff' OLYMPIC HOTEL PHARMACY Olympic Hotel .... Seattle The Quality Drug Sforf' ELIZABETH ARDEN AIND DOROTHY GRAY TOILETRIES MAin 1200-1201-2526 - Night Rainier 0794 0 I , 1902 Fouvth Avenue : Seattle, Wasli. BOIIJIHII Mf'mb1'1' Fforisls Tvlrgrnllb Delivery Axxofiuliozl - v No Commission paid to solicitors lCLliott 3365 ELliott 2036 I 7 SECOND AVENUE PUBLIC MARKET HOTEL, RESTAURANT AND STE.-XMBO.-XT SUPPLIES 315-317 Scconcl Ave., Next to Stage Depot SEATTLE Minnichl. Lecnhouts WASH GOODS SPECIALTY SHOP Sfldffzlfiijllg in fl!! NURSES UNIFORIVIS Phone M.-Xin HSII6 S12 Haight Bldg. Sli,-X'IVl'l.I'i