Firland Sanatorium School of Nursing - Fir Log Yearbook (Seattle, WA)

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JOKES Jokes are darn hard things to write. W'e've tried to get the best. I-Iowever, laugh at those you like, And overlook the restf, :E i' :E Customer Cin drug storel- A mustard plaster. Drug Clerk Qforce of habitj- XN'e're out of mustardg how about mayon- naise ? :l': :E :T: Look here, I bought a bottle of your hair restorer last night and all it's done is to raise these big lumps on my head. My gracious, said the beauty doctor, XVe must have sold you a bottle of bust developer by mistake. sl: it 3: Is Mary Qlones old P Old? When they brought in her birthday cake last time, six guests fainted with the heatf' THE PSALM OF LIFE Chill Ill Pill Bill. 'fc :E :E A SMATTERINC1 I know a little History, Some verses, too, by heart, I know a little Science, I know a little Art, I know a little Latin, I know a little Greek. I-le runs a little restaurant, I eat there every week. :E i' if A woman always wants the most for her money-except when she buys a bathing suit. :E i' :E M. D.-f'I'low's the patients heart action this morning 7' R. N.-1'Splendid, Doctor. He's proposed to me twice already. :l: :E it Oh, Lena! lVeren't you frightened to death when that burglar broke into your room ? Lena- Frightened is no name for it. I was dressing. Merey! How terribly embarrassing! XYhatever did you do? Lena- Uh, he was very considerate. lfle covered me with his revolver. A f 1 f The dirty dog, said Yicie, as her wienie sandwich fell in the mud. iitmi 210 ' . nav ' - ' , iss-l fi ' malt wa

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JOKES BACKGROUND TELLS f'Now, Ralph, I want you to go around to the minister and arrange for having the baby christened. Ralph tshipyard workerl- You mean to say you are going to let somebody hit that little thing over the head with a bottle P :Tc :E i I-Ie- They're putting false beards on Fords nowf' She-'WVhy F' I-le- To make them look like Lincolnsf' 3: 3: 3: Every black sheep was somebody's pet lamb. :E if :E Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To get something for her thirst. XVhen she got there the cupboard was bare- The old man got there first. :E :E :E The biggest room in the world is room for improvement. i :E :E She- VVhat happened to you? VV ere you in an accident? He-UNO! I was being shaved by a lady barber when a mouse ran across the Hoorf' cl: i i Mother Qto precocious infantj- johnny, go wash your face and neckf' Neck who, Ma ? i zf :lf Father-- You couldnlt marry my daughter. Why you couldn't keep her in handkercliiefsf' Lover- NV hat do you think she is going to do-have a cold the rest of her life ? SOFT SOAP May I read your palm, Olive? Not on your life, buoy! 'Ihen I'm out of Lux !' 3: :E :E The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet and Doctor Merryman. FORSIGI-IT Mr. Neurich- Be sure you get a good looking nurse for my baby. Mrs. Neurich- W'hy ? Mr. Neurich- I want him to have police protection. :E 3: ti TI-IE FUN OF IT Editor Cto assistantl- Gee, you have a lot of bum jokes in this issue. Assistant- Chl I don't know. I put a bunch of them in the stove and the fire just roaredf, ..-67.. , Q 2:-2: .mn- ' 5 ll.U'! I - mul Q !!'l!l -.,,,,,g. J . -, 'FF J , E A ' 4' R db

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JOKES IT CAN'T BE DONE Mebbe, says Mrs. Kaiser's little girl, Mary, eatin, onions is one of the secrets of long life and health, but how are you going to keep it a secret? i :E i: Dear friend, feel not dejected If your name you find connected to a joke. VVhen you see that you are one XVl'1ose name is in a pun, Take it all in fun, And do not croak. y :E :E i Miss Paschich-'iCan you imagine anything worse than having diphtheria and scarlet fever at the same time F Miss Sturgis- Yes, rheumatism and St. Vitus' dance. 3: :E :E She- I could die waltzing with you. He- You will, if you don't keep off my feet. 5: :E it . UNDER THE MICRGSCOPE Judge Ganglion-'4VVhat's this piece of protoplasm charged with now? VVhite Corpuscle- He crossed a main artery without observing the stop sign, your honor. judge Cianglion- Put him back in a cell. :E -3: 3: Never go bathing after a meal, the doctor tells us, because we never Find it there. AN EDITORS PLEA Take pity when you read these jokes, And don't go 'round a-tellin' folks: 'Tve heard that one, oh! how old! A lot of times I've heard that toldf, Have a heart, please bear in mind A joke editor you may be sometime! i :is fc HOXN7 DID CECIL KNOXV? Teacher- For men must work and women must weep. What is the mean- ing of that line. Cecil? Cecil- It means that men have to work to git money, and then the women has to cry before the men will divide with emf' i' i :Vc I-low did you keep your donation secret? I sent an anonymous check. :E i :E Doris- XYhen John proposed to me, he acted like a Fish out of water. Therese-'iXYhy shouldnt he? I--Ie knew he was caughtf, '-nh'-si rang- QW'