Firland Sanatorium School of Nursing - Fir Log Yearbook (Seattle, WA)

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JOKES BACKGROUND TELLS f'Now, Ralph, I want you to go around to the minister and arrange for having the baby christened. Ralph tshipyard workerl- You mean to say you are going to let somebody hit that little thing over the head with a bottle P :Tc :E i I-Ie- They're putting false beards on Fords nowf' She-'WVhy F' I-le- To make them look like Lincolnsf' 3: 3: 3: Every black sheep was somebody's pet lamb. :E if :E Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To get something for her thirst. XVhen she got there the cupboard was bare- The old man got there first. :E :E :E The biggest room in the world is room for improvement. i :E :E She- VVhat happened to you? VV ere you in an accident? He-UNO! I was being shaved by a lady barber when a mouse ran across the Hoorf' cl: i i Mother Qto precocious infantj- johnny, go wash your face and neckf' Neck who, Ma ? i zf :lf Father-- You couldnlt marry my daughter. Why you couldn't keep her in handkercliiefsf' Lover- NV hat do you think she is going to do-have a cold the rest of her life ? SOFT SOAP May I read your palm, Olive? Not on your life, buoy! 'Ihen I'm out of Lux !' 3: :E :E The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet and Doctor Merryman. FORSIGI-IT Mr. Neurich- Be sure you get a good looking nurse for my baby. Mrs. Neurich- W'hy ? Mr. Neurich- I want him to have police protection. :E 3: ti TI-IE FUN OF IT Editor Cto assistantl- Gee, you have a lot of bum jokes in this issue. Assistant- Chl I don't know. I put a bunch of them in the stove and the fire just roaredf, ..-67.. , Q 2:-2: .mn- ' 5 ll.U'! I - mul Q !!'l!l -.,,,,,g. J . -, 'FF J , E A ' 4' R db

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ig tafrmif' ' 1 Edna L. Robinson S11flUI'1llf!'lIdt'11l Firland Sanatorium Elizabeth Wlinchell 303 Public Safety Building Seattle, VVashington Edna A. Reynolds 303 Public Safety Building Seattle. Wfashington Florence Nellie Smith County Nurse Lucie Neal 303 Public Safety Building Emma Olafson 303 Public Safety Building Mary Morris Ross County Hospital Seattle, VVashington Frances McPherson Firland Sanatorium Katherine D. Hamilton County Nurse Ellensburg, Washington Anne lfValsh On Steamship Pres. Wfilson Laura Baulch County Nurse Vancouver, Vtfashington Gertrude Qualey Borland Public Health Nurse Tacoma, VVashington Helen Boggs QMarriedD Hailey. Idaho Emma Dube CMarriedD Burke, Idaho Mrs. Anna E. Carlson Skinner Seattle, VVash. Mrs. Marion Stinnette 731 N. 82nd Street Seattle, Vlfashington Irma S. LeRiche County Nurse Box 4. Silverton. Oregon Hazel Mathewson XYenatchee, XVashington ALUMNAE l aura Charron -+12 N. 7th Street Yakima, VVashington Florence Fraser County Nurse Pasco, VVashington Mrs. Beulah Forbes Small 1729 Boylston Avenue Seattle, VVashington 1'lEl.l'lllZl A. Hermanson Firland Sanatorium Edwin May Gupwell Community Nurse Service Seattle, Vtfashington Miss Zillah Mathias Klamath, Oregon Norine Madsen 1224 South Yakima Avenue Tacoma, Washington Alice Nora Wight 156 Fourth Street 1Vest North Vancouver, B. C. Ana D. Aguinoldo Firlands Sanatorium Mrs. Else Heisterhagen Route 14, Box 456 Seattle, Wfashington Mrs. Mary Vkfilliams Harrison California Ida F lugum County Nurse Thompson, Iowa Bertha E. Andrews 1421 15th Avenue Seattle, Washington Mary Frances Leonard 328 Second Avenue North Seattle. Vlfashington Mrs. Marie Algastella lleltram Seattle, Wfash. Placida DeCano 207 Erie Avenue Seattle. NVashington Ada llabcock Firland Sanatorium Miss Leonard General Clinic Seattle, VVashington Mrs. Mary Ritchie Kearns Community Nursing Service Seattle, VVashington Miss Mary Olson County Nurse VValla VValla, XVashington Mrs. Ellen Mcliadgen Bennett Prince George. B. C. Iglessie Wfilliams County Nurse Corvallis, Oregon Miss Nell Bryant Public Nursing Organization Bellingham, VVashington Miss Ruth Olson Tuberculosis League Bellingham, lfVashington Miss Madeline deForas 1534 34th Avenue South Seattle, Washington Aimee M. Ryan Community Nursing Service 651 Battery St. Victoria Tyra Matilda Karlsson 2811 Golden Place Seattle, Washington Pauline Orr lrflarpole 1619 E. John Street Seattle. Washington Vera Baugh Harborview Hospital Seattle, Washington Laura Kamp Harborview Hospital Lois Pierce Harborview Hospital Helen Yarwood l-larborview Hospital Maren Feiring Morningside Sanatorium Seattle, VVashington Alice Kistenmacher Morning Side Sanatorium

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JOKES Jokes are darn hard things to write. W'e've tried to get the best. I-Iowever, laugh at those you like, And overlook the restf, :E i' :E Customer Cin drug storel- A mustard plaster. Drug Clerk Qforce of habitj- XN'e're out of mustardg how about mayon- naise ? :l': :E :T: Look here, I bought a bottle of your hair restorer last night and all it's done is to raise these big lumps on my head. My gracious, said the beauty doctor, XVe must have sold you a bottle of bust developer by mistake. sl: it 3: Is Mary Qlones old P Old? When they brought in her birthday cake last time, six guests fainted with the heatf' THE PSALM OF LIFE Chill Ill Pill Bill. 'fc :E :E A SMATTERINC1 I know a little History, Some verses, too, by heart, I know a little Science, I know a little Art, I know a little Latin, I know a little Greek. I-le runs a little restaurant, I eat there every week. :E i' if A woman always wants the most for her money-except when she buys a bathing suit. :E i' :E M. D.-f'I'low's the patients heart action this morning 7' R. N.-1'Splendid, Doctor. He's proposed to me twice already. :l: :E it Oh, Lena! lVeren't you frightened to death when that burglar broke into your room ? Lena- Frightened is no name for it. I was dressing. Merey! How terribly embarrassing! XYhatever did you do? Lena- Uh, he was very considerate. lfle covered me with his revolver. A f 1 f The dirty dog, said Yicie, as her wienie sandwich fell in the mud. iitmi 210 ' . nav ' - ' , iss-l fi ' malt wa