Findlay High School - Trojan Yearbook (Findlay, OH)

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THE BLUE AND GOLD Miss G.-XYhat is done to keep the moths from escaping? Dorothy-They are kept in a closed room. -X' + -X- Did You Ever See A sheet from the bed ofa river? :X wink from the eye ofa needle? A page from a volume of stream? .X smile on the face of a clock? A-X hair from the head of a hammer? A lsite from the teeth of a saw? 'X' + -l' We Wonder Why Miss Kuenzli never says aint? Erma Thomas is so fat? Kenneth Hybarger is so short? Edna Burns is never quiet? Earl Fout likes Marilynn? Marilynn Bright likes Earl? Mr. Shull smiled so March 27th? 'Z' + -X- ,lohn-VVhy are you tipping your hat to her? Do you know her? james-No, I tlon't. but Elly does and this is his hat. rl- + 'Z- .Xrchie J.-l don't know what to do with my week end. Bill P.-Put a hat on it and keep it from catching cold. + -le 'X- Mrs. Shull-Fremont. the garbage man is at the door. Mr, Shull-XYell, we don't want any. + + + Miss Jacobs-Spell Salmon. Treva-S-o-l-o-m-0-n. Miss I.-Slight resemblance. + -X' 'X' Miss Gilbert-Hvhat is the source of cream of tartar? ' Mary G.-It's found in a calf's stomach 'I' 'I' -X- Impossible Miss Keiffer cross. Mary Jeffs serious. Kenneth Hyharger unprepared. lrene Shrier Hirting. jenny Swartz unhappy. 'X' 'K' 'I' Marjorie C.-Jenny, you look topheavy with that St. Patricks hair ribbon on. Jenny S.-That's nothing. You look light headed. -ie 'X' -X' Miss Gilbert-NYho invented the cotton gin? Montez-James VVhitcomb Riley. Paul A.-XYhat is the technical name for snoring? llill P.-I rlon't know. llaul--Sheet music. + -x- -X- Miss G.-lYhat is the ditiference be' tween mold and bacteria? Helen P.-Mold is fuzzy and bacteria walks. + 'X' -X' Pauline, cleaning off supply table-Uh. Frances, take this baking powder and raise the window. + -if -Z- Marilyn, just before retiring-Call me Early in the morning, Mother. Mrs. Bright-fl, can't you forget him? + + 'X- Washington Specials Nur Kitchen Cook Fry Burns Mix Roller Turner Kitchen Hur Library Page Nur Farm Brooks Poole Broadwater Lane Hill Rose Roller Sheller Hur XYorkshop XYyer XYhetstone Titled Class King Z Earls 2 Dons lilur Jewelry 1 Ruby flur Boss Foreman lilur Qualities Bright Frank Mary Sharp Our 'Credit Department Oman Dunn Our Detective Agency Hunt Trackler Page One Hundred Nine

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THE BLUE AND GOLD The Charge of the Test Brigade Half a page, half a page, Half a page onward: -XII through the vale of test XYrote the one hundred. Forward, the test brigade! Charge for good grades! they said Into the vale of tests XYrote the one hundred. Teachers to right of them, Teachers to left of them, Teachers in front of them Scolded and thunclered. XYas there a one dismayed? Never a one afraid: Theirs not to reason why, Theirs but to do and die lYrote the one hundred. XYhen yyill their glory fade? Uh, the wild breaks they makel All the school wondered. Honor the grades they made: Honor the Test Brigadef' Noble one-hundred. -GIN. + 'I' 'I' To wash your face and comb your hair And then your nice new suit to wear, That's Preparation. Then on a chilly car to ride And a mile or two to walk besides, That's Transportation, .Xnd then before the door to stand Hoping to clasp her little hand, That's Expectation. flnly to lind she's not at home: Then back again you'll have to roam That's Tliunderation. 'I' + 'I- .-X woodpecker sat on a Freshman's head And settled down to drill. He bored away for half a day, .-Xnd then he broke his bill. Things We Have Heard: Mr. ShuIl's 'fLeave the room! S-huey punishing his chewing gum. Miss Cratty saying lever and make it snappy. Carol E-aney's singing. George XYisely's current event about the Marcus Show. Rachael Hayward arguing with Mr. Green. Mary Hilty drumming on the piano. Geraldine Andrus tjazyl making speeches. 'I' 'I' 'I- Miss Moore: Give me the principal parts of to fail. Rud N.: Flunko, flunkere. faculty tire 'em. fl- 'I' -I- Boh: Miss Coates, what is the Board of Education? Miss Coates: In my days it was a pine shingle. 'I' -l- -I- Mr. Green Un General Sciencel: Rus- sell, what is used as the conductor of electricity? Russel L.: 'XYhy-er-r- Mr. Green: Correct, Now what is the unit of measure of electricity? Russel: XYhat, sir? Mr. Green: Very good: you may be seated. el' 'I' -I- How to Flunk: Monday .....,., F-orgot my books. Tuesday ....... L-ost my papers. XYednesday.L'-pset ink bottle tac- cidentl t?l Thursday .,.., N-otes, Friday ........,, K-ut klass. For further information see David XYeist. + + 'I- Dorl Corbin lworking with Column of ligureslz I don't believe I'm descended from Eve, but I certainly am a descend- ant from Add'em. WASHINGTON JOKES Earl Krouse tgiving rule in Englishl- Miss Kuenzli-James, where is the :X comma is used to set off words that Mediteranean Sea? interrupt the thought or gramical james M.-Somewhere in Belfast. squizzms. 'I' 'I' 'I' Miss KuenzlivGrandpa who? The plot thickensf' said the old lady, Earl-Gramical squizzms. as she sowed grass seed for the third time. Miss K,-I guess you mean grammati- 'I' 'I' 'I' ' cal sequence. 'I' 'I' 'I' Kenneth ll. rgiving rule in Englishl- There should be a complete declarative or imperative sentence at the end of every period. 'I' 'I' -I- Miss Jacobs-The secret of health is to eat a lot of onions. Irma-Yes, but how will you keep it a secret? Page One Hundred Eight Miss G.-How does the keeper know when the worms are ready to spin a cocoon? Thelma-They stand on their hind legs, 'I' + 'I' Miss G,-Can anyone tell me what the leavening agents are? Dorothy F.--Yes, they were to our house today selling Calumet Baking Powder.

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