Findlay High School - Trojan Yearbook (Findlay, OH)

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The Electric Construction SL Motor Co. EQ Cddiffflc' Uldsmobile FlSK---GOODRICH---MICHELIN TIRES FULL LINE OF AUTO ACCESSORIES llDEALERS lNl-- Everything Electrical Thor Washers Eureka Cleaners Western Electric Products Full Line of Wireless Supplies NEW LOCATION 529-531 South Main Street

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f N MILLINERY X Special showing in Fine Millinery at the McKinley Millinery parlor, the largest exclusive store in the city. We carry the best. McKINLEY MILLINERY 521 SOUTH MAIN STREET You DOIILC Give your razor to the street grinder. Send your watch to a blacksmith. Send Your Clothing to a Master Cleaner The French Dry Cleaning Works 136 No. Main St. Both Phones 51 Try This She- No, George, I am afraid I can not marry you. I want a man who possess a noble ambition, whose heart is set on attaining some high and worthy objectf, I-Ie- lVell, don't I want you PM She- Oh, George! I am yoursly' 'I' 'Ir' 'lr' A Bit Vague A burglar, in attempting to enter l'Yright's store, was shot at by lYin- fred Rardin. The man started to run, the bullet striking him between the fence corner and front gate, in- flicting a superficial wound. 4' 'I' 'ir' Not So Far Mr. Loach- So you want to marry my daughter, Mr. Backey? Edson- Yes, I hope to hear you say take her and be happyll' Mr. Loach- No, sir. I'1n not going to shoulder any implied re- sponsibilities. All I am going to say is take her.' Details -ludge- Describe what passed be- tween you in the quarrel with your wife. Man at Stand- The plates were regular size, your honor, and the teapot had a broken spoutf, 'Ir 'if 'ul' Prof. Lee- A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can an- swer. Herman Gibson- No wonder so many of us Hunk in our examsf' 'ir 'i' 'l- A brewer in rare old Berlin Fell into a yat to his chin, I-Ie cried, Have no fear, I'll hop out of der beer Py usin' der hops vot is in. 'nl' 'I' 'Q' Literal In one of the Brooklyn courts a recent case required the testimony of a young German immigrant. Now, Britzmannfy said the law- yer for the plaintiff, lYhat do you do ? Ah vos pretty yell, replied the witness. I am not inquiring as to your health, I want to know what you do. i Vork! VX'here do you work P continued the counsel. In a yactoryf' XYhat kind of a factory P It yos bretty big vactoryf' Now, Britzman, what do you make in the factory P You vant to know yot I make in der vactory? Exactly! Tell us what you make. Eight dollars a weekf' J Page One Hundred Nine

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.fs--if gi gg B N .,. . - gg, Q i . ,J- , 3. P - 9- :Qi Q, i E I 'J NNW. '9 lf f gan i i Gifts F... I raduates O. B. Marvin 8: Co. JEWELERS THE HALL MARK STORE We Solicit Your Patronage CHEVROLET NOTED FOR POWER DURABILITY ECONOMY Valve-in-Head Motor C. F. SATTLER FINDLAY, OHIO To the Rescue Unfortunate Pedestrian Cwho has been knocked down and dazedj- VVhere am I? Where ani I? Enterprising Hawker- Ere y'are, sir-map of London, one penny. 'lf' 'i' rl' Minute Details A young man who needed false teeth wrote to a dentist ordering a set as follows: My mouth is three inches acrost. Five-eighs inches threw the jaw. Some huminocky on the edge. Shaped like a hoss-shew, toe for- ward. If you want ine to be more particular I shall have to come thar. 'i' 'lr 4' Mr. Buess Kas he grabbed one of the boys in the assembly room for disorderly conductj- I believe the devil has got hold of you. I believe so, too, was the reply. 'i ir-'ir Miss Beardsley- VVhat nature loves best she puts up into small packagesf' Fat Hardes- I guess she doesn't love me very muchf' 'Q' 'lr 'i' Teacher- VVho can tell me a thing of importance that didn't exist lOO years ago. B. DeHays- Me. 'lr 4' 'i' Mr. Conn- VVhere was the Dec- laration of Independence signed. Kenneth. Kenneth Vlleaver- At the end. of course. 'ir 'ic' 'i' Slick- Lend me a nickle a niinutef' R. George- XVait a minute and you won't need it. 'i i 'ulv Perhaps some jokes are old, And should be on the shelfg But if you knew any better You should have sent in a few yourself. Page One Hundred Elev