Findlay High School - Trojan Yearbook (Findlay, OH)

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Q 6 N H93-L that it will pay you to come to us for all your needs in our line? Our stock is complete :md consists of standard, depend- zilsle lmrztnds of merchandise which we Guarantee to 'five satisfaction. b b Our 15t1llCj' is that goods which we sell must make good, or we will, :md if, for :my reason you desire to return any purchase we will cheerfully refund your money. We Deliver-Three Trucks at Your Service I. C. PORTER HARDWARE CO. Our lluttoi .-Xll we can give for the moueyg not all we can get IUI' fllt' gUufl5.H nur Grahuatiun butngraphs Qilmnre Typifies excellence of workmanship and superiority of product. iv Inltvvv-v.n':'wlnnlnfI unnlnllnluulnlyl :su H 1 ulnnlnlqulrqllnn 1puAulnMvlnIlIw ulvn I 43, Page One Hundred Eight

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f 5 Personal Equations XYork: l:-Flunk. Fun? Roderick 1IcClure+Kate YX'iseley :1. Latef-no excuse:Blue Slip. Late+Mammals slip:YN'hite Slip. 'l' 'I' 'l' Look Out! Danger! 'XYill Bob Solt kindly step forward and explain what he meant when he told Miss Ludwig in Junior French. Then our little boy, with tears in his eyes, started to part? Astounding intelligence! 'i' 'i' 'i' Of what are you afraid my child F Inquired the kindly teacher. Ohf sir! the tlowers they are wild, Replied the timid creature. 'I' 'i' 'I' I rode a trusty pony, And my friends at me did scoff. But I met a man they call Exam .-Xnd the pony threw me off. 'i' 'i' 'i' Yera Yandersall in History when speaking about an opium fiend said: who uses I know of a woman opium and the only way you could tell it was that her face was white and she wore a yail and that's all. 'I' 'i' 'l' We're Ouija My ouija board! I lore it so! The truth it does not tell. But, as compared with folks I know It's doing very well. 'l' 'I' 'i' Reasons for Matrimony Some fellows marry poor girls to settle down. Others marry rich Looking Into the Future 1-A Marriage License. 2-A Columbia Graphonola. 3-A nice new Bungalow. EARLL. MYERS 209 S. Main Sf. Can Furnish Two of Them UNITED UNDERVTAR CO. -For- KN IT Underwear -For- MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN Hosiery OUR SPECIALTY . -For- girls to settle up. D O 4' 4' 'fh d MEN, WOMEN AND on 'Conner rus e into his home with a smile from ear to ear CHILDREN and exclaimed to his mother- I got -1- a hundred this morning. His Mother- XYell.b you're im- UNITED UNDERWEAR proving wonderfullyf, COMPANY Don- Yep. fifty in Civics and . . Hfty in Geometry? Only Reliable Merchandise Page One Hundred Seven

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f N MILLINERY X Special showing in Fine Millinery at the McKinley Millinery parlor, the largest exclusive store in the city. We carry the best. McKINLEY MILLINERY 521 SOUTH MAIN STREET You DOIILC Give your razor to the street grinder. Send your watch to a blacksmith. Send Your Clothing to a Master Cleaner The French Dry Cleaning Works 136 No. Main St. Both Phones 51 Try This She- No, George, I am afraid I can not marry you. I want a man who possess a noble ambition, whose heart is set on attaining some high and worthy objectf, I-Ie- lVell, don't I want you PM She- Oh, George! I am yoursly' 'I' 'Ir' 'lr' A Bit Vague A burglar, in attempting to enter l'Yright's store, was shot at by lYin- fred Rardin. The man started to run, the bullet striking him between the fence corner and front gate, in- flicting a superficial wound. 4' 'I' 'ir' Not So Far Mr. Loach- So you want to marry my daughter, Mr. Backey? Edson- Yes, I hope to hear you say take her and be happyll' Mr. Loach- No, sir. I'1n not going to shoulder any implied re- sponsibilities. All I am going to say is take her.' Details -ludge- Describe what passed be- tween you in the quarrel with your wife. Man at Stand- The plates were regular size, your honor, and the teapot had a broken spoutf, 'Ir 'if 'ul' Prof. Lee- A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can an- swer. Herman Gibson- No wonder so many of us Hunk in our examsf' 'ir 'i' 'l- A brewer in rare old Berlin Fell into a yat to his chin, I-Ie cried, Have no fear, I'll hop out of der beer Py usin' der hops vot is in. 'nl' 'I' 'Q' Literal In one of the Brooklyn courts a recent case required the testimony of a young German immigrant. Now, Britzmannfy said the law- yer for the plaintiff, lYhat do you do ? Ah vos pretty yell, replied the witness. I am not inquiring as to your health, I want to know what you do. i Vork! VX'here do you work P continued the counsel. In a yactoryf' XYhat kind of a factory P It yos bretty big vactoryf' Now, Britzman, what do you make in the factory P You vant to know yot I make in der vactory? Exactly! Tell us what you make. Eight dollars a weekf' J Page One Hundred Nine