Ferris State University - Ferriscope Yearbook (Big Rapids, MI)

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What Drives Our Teachers Dizzy Someone saying that- The anonyni of TACT is SPIKE. The anonym of TEPID is OLD. There are thirty-eight quarts in a bushel. The Ford Motor Car Co. is in Remus. The Eifel Tower is in Chicago. Lord North gave Burke's speech on Conciliation. The population of Big Rapids is 7 5,000. Abraham Lincoln wrote the Declaration of Independence. Hogs were invented in Asia Minor. The climate in Scotland does not begin until October. The 3rd Punic would have been out much sooner had it commenced earlier. Julius Caesar disguised as a slave swam naked across the Tiber. Thus arose a general war on page 94. Covered with countless wounds, Caesar fell dead near the statue of Pompey. With one hand he drew his toga over his face, while with the other, he called for help. Hints to the Ladies Don't let your friend lean against the door bell when saying goodnight, It's a dead giveaway as to how long the operation takes. - Fast Track Miss Schroeder- You should change your style of dancing an little. Seasword- In what way P H Miss Schroedef'- You might occasionally step on my left foot. Can You Imagine f'Monk without Ike. Parker without his lessons. Clara without Becky. Rauch at a dance. Capt. Shaw with the VVhooping Cough. Party without chaps.,' r The Cafeteria without hash. Doris' Johnson without a date. Lenora Trier without Ryanie. Opdyke with a sensible idea. n I-Iodgkinson without a dozen girls. Boughton on time. . Miss Schrage without a smile. Clark without a story. i I The F. I. News with something in it., The one writing this knowing anything. Q.-.+--a---+--is 29

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'N' + 4' -Q' 4- -C' i 55 long ago. XX'e have. inf-rcover. taken advantage nt' the inf-finligltt nights to study human nature :intl have proved ourselves apt scholars. Our motto 'Through Trials to Tflllllllrllii has ever lieen our watch worrl. 41 The friendships formecl with hoth teachers and classmates during our stay hero will long survive in memory when things of greater weight are forgotten, because they serve as rentinflers of the wnrfls of cheer. contidenee anrl inspiration which helpetl ffl inany of ns in our work. lt is now lint a few weeks until the class of 1921 will pass as gratluates out of the intluenee of the If. l. Most ot' ns will QHU11 to higher institutions of learn- -Q- ing that we may tit ourselves more fully for our life work. lleluctznn are we to part from our Clilsslltiltes. lint the ever lieelwning. active world is calling to us anfl we lllllsl eenter all our et'1't-rts in attaining the inastersltip of the professions we have ehosen. lly sineere anfl earnest work we shall sneeeetl anal our aeeont- plislnnents shall exer he a ereflit to the l . l. 'O- -O- .Yrrex-laf - XX'ltat flitl yon say lit-t1gl11o11? llftfnlliffwi f lh l was .lllel saying that l feel st, eleepy right :1 ftet' tlinner that l t'an't flu anvthing. XXI- might as well lalce a one tfeloeli class as not, lllltlllil vie? ll1-ofvilf--I 111,111.0 flffij,-Lu' :pulling his silt'-I-llt lipt Yt's. l :nn trying to raise a ntonstache anfl l wt-nfler what eol--1' it will he when it ennies t-nl? l:tii.'ss fi1':ty. l sh'-nltl lhinlt. :we-tiwliiig to the way it is Ql'UXX'lllQ.. s ri' .AX Delicate .-Xninml Une nt' those wel slippery' inornings :hiring exam weelq lret'o1'e l'ln'isttnas. l'1't-1. tlarlt passefl the ltlne lt-it-lqs aronnfl for l,llf'Nl1'Ql'ill'lll' Nlllflk'lllF. l.:tler when aslwfl to explain why he tell tl'-wit. tlarlt Sawyer saitl, XYell. will see. it was so slippery that l e-vnlflnt ltrnig nw pony ont. .X Slight Uiflicreiicc .lf Hlrfrf l,lQlllN1I1ll at ten. 1:1 .lf. lf. 1, I ight 1-in at tt-ri. Uni' Hero 'O' t'.,1.t, 1.-t-..-1 st----tl .tt the 1.-..11,..11 :it-l-l lair 111-1 alt'-nt a ninnne: lo' Xnfl then they -'alletl the :nnl-t1l:t11-'e Xnfl pnt his l'Z'ItQlll!'llls in it. 4- 'I hex' t---l. hint to the hospital Xn-l sewe-l hint up with rare: -D. 1 + lint nlten tt- lflint went next flat' lielw-l-ll --nr -lewel VCIIN there. 'Q' 'Q' 'Q' ':' 'li' Q' 133 'Q

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EE. .ky .:. yi. .:. 3. - 'F - - The sulijeet that is now heing trezitetl is 'l'he Science in Knotholesf' Ilarker. when asked for his knowlerlge of the suhject nmrle the following statements: There :tre :is mzmy yztrieties tif linotlioles :is there are ot' mushrooms: for Ill' -1- stance, some knotholes that you think ztre knotholes are not knotholes. Illltl Oll1Cf kuotholes you think are not holes :ire knotholes. 'l'hen ztgztin. some kuotholes are 'int whole knotholes while other whole knotholes :ire not wholly knotholes but just whole holes: then the whole trouhle is not in the knotholes hut in -.Xt this juneture, not liking the look in Nlr. t':irlisle's eye. l':trker mztkes himself eonspieu- ous by his :ilist-nee. :' Philanthropy 'lo szty thztt I s:tw hint tirst woultl he untrue, l hexirtl him tirst, :mtl the seeing wzis merely ineiflentztl. I Wilw on my w:ty In Stillwell's In huy the evening paper. : ' ln my pocket were the neeess:try pennies :mtl :tlso :t tlollztr, as I went up the street. my :attention was :trresterl hy the sounrl of :t how swept powerfully across :t tiflrlle. l turnefl to see from whenee it came. surely none of the shops ztlong the wsiy hsul sueh :i musieizm so l stztrtefl on with the melotly mztjestie in its hztr- mony still ringing in my e:trs when sutlrlenly :i literrtl soh ot' rt violin eztusecl me to I glzinee towzirfl the street :mtl there, :ilmost in the gutter, he Sill. lle was rlressecl - in the usual mnnner ttf lieggnrs, :irountl his neek httng the sign proelztiming his trsule. :mtl one woulcl h:ix e pzissetl on hml it not heen for the instrument in his el:iw-like lingers. lt w:is :t titltlle of :i muster :incl it wzts heing usetl hy it muster. sf- l sltititl there looking into his unseeing eyes :mtl trierl to picture his story. 'lillnse hnnfls hrul prolmhly helfl thousztnfls spellliountl. tlnee :t sueeess he must I,-.I hm e lveen, :mtl then e:une the olfl tale, :t wt-mzm. flisnpptiintment, tlissipzttion. :mtl ' tinnlly this. Nly hzmfl stole into my pocket :mtl plziyefl with the eoins. 'lihen l imnginefl the pleztsure :intl eoiiitl-i't that the poor mxtn might get front thztt tlollztr whieh me:mt lint little to me, ,X w:u'm flinner with perhaps :t cheerful yoiee en- fleztyoring to liglu his eternnl tlnrltness. :ilre:ttly l felt the tingle of joy that et-mes l with gi gum! th-eil, si- with :i sigh l st:irtt-tl on, tlropping into his hzitteretl tin eup the three rents. Sparks from Chemistry Class .llri li. .ll. film-1: atv-nrinlff into i'1tl.Y.il' s ls Xlr. Stroh in Clitssf .llvi l'iirr' NH, neither Str'-lt nor St-hlitzf' : ' Xlr. l'atrr wqis itslylllg the t'lJtss whrtt wats on lilll' llllll l'l'UXY night :it seliool 'P' tl-', tf X.: 'lihe elziss s.tifl that the ttrientzil tvuhizirtette woulil lie there. ...'.. Si-ineone mentionetl t Yrientgil flgineers. I .lfr l'tH'l' tfff1,v!r'tl!i'J1 Kilim is selling ilu' tieltelsii .llixx 'l'm:':,- iii: t1'.iem:. ti Xlr, ll'-ilgltinsf-n. who wrote 'lieunyst-n's ltlylls .f the King? ' ' 'C' H.wi31l.':1:.f.-ii i:'rvy Qf-rurrcflirt l'frskiue, 4. ' .5 .:. .:. .:. .5 ,UT .Q l can 'F in l an-'nu 'Ir 'D' 'D' E5:.Y::