Ferris High School - Wheel Yearbook (Jersey City, NJ)

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RIB-TICKLERS Recent examination answers revealed the following: 1. Shelly unfortunately died while drown- ing in the Gulf of Leghorn. 2. Didi means the same, and is usually represented by Dido marks. 3. Romeo and Juliet are an example of an heroic couplet. 4. Milton wrote Paradise Lost , then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained . 5, Keats is a poet who wrote on a greasy urn. 6. Robert Louis Stevenson got married and went on his honeymoon. It was then he wrote Travels With A Donkey.. It has nothing on our third floor: Bottles here Test tubes there. Smoke and fumes Fill the air. A lot of stink ' A lot of smell. That's Chemistry- So what the il Doctored Up I say, doctor, did you ever doctor an- other doctor? Oh, yes. Well, tell me this. Does a doctor doctor a doctor the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored, or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor the other doctor in his own way? A novel method of judging the academic progress of a college student. Freshman: I don't know. Sophomore: I am not prepared. Junior: I don't exactly remember. Senior: I don't believe I can add any constructive ideas to what has already been said. joe Freshman will now give a lecture on Who is the smartest guytin college, and why am I?'f Boy, I had a slick time at prom. My date was plenty smooth and the floor was slippery. But It Wasn't Dry First Class Scout-Have you read Twen- ty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea , by Jules Verne Tenderfoot- No, I started to read it, but it was too deep for me. I hate that chap, said the co-ed as she rubbed cold cream on her lips. Said the instructor: What do we mean when we say the whole is greater than any of its parts? Said the wise student: A restaurant doughnut, sir. Putting His Foot in It Teacher to johnny, sitting at his desk chew- ing gum and with his feet sprawling out on the floor- johnny, take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in! All-pervasive The teacher's last question was meant to be a scientihc poser. What is it that pervades all space, she said, which no wall or door or other sub? stance can shut out? No one had an answer ready but Freddy Sharpe. The smell of onions, miss, he said promptly. The writer recalls an amusing incident that happened a short time ago. . . It seems that the Duke and the Duchess were out riding in the Hilltopper's jellopy and the following conversation took place. . . Can you drive with one hand? asked the girl with a gentle voice. . . You bet I can, he answered eagerly. . . Then have an apple, she said sweetly. A Sell The school visitor was asking the class a few questions. Now, how do bees dispose of their honey? he inquired. They cell it, announced the clever boy of the class. Not So Slow Employer Ito new boy, - You're the slowest youngster we've ever had. Aren't you quick at anything? Boy- Yes, sirg nobody can get tired as quick as I can. Teacher: johnny, what is a hshnet? johnny: A lot of holes tied together with a piece of string. Tommy, who had been studying botany at school had learned to distinguish between mushrooms and toadstools. This is, in his own expressive language, how you can tell the difference:- When you have violent pains, cramps, swelling of the feet, and partial loss of vision, ending in insanity and death-them's not been mushrooms. Page Seventy .reverz

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Page Seventy-.fix FERRIS COMIC STRIP Maggie ............... P885 -------- 3 ------------- Moon Mullins ......... Kayo ................... Uncle Willie ....... Mamie ............. Flash Gordon ..... Dick Tracy .....,.....,. Smitty ........................ Little Orphan Annie ...... ....... Daddy Warbucks ...... Katzenjammer Kids ...... ........ Tillie The Toiler ........ Mac ......................... Sentinel Louie ......... Ella Cinders ....... Diana Dane ....... Modest Maidens ..... Perry Winkle ........... ,.,,,,,,Helen Bogacz ........Abe Dershowitz Hoeffner ......,,Peter Monaco ........Thelma Shefts ,,,,,,.,Armando Calabrese ........Dominick Mazzacaro ......,,Emanuel Raichelson .Angelina Tabbi Rosenberg Bernard Spirito and George Spadora ....,.,,Dorothy Eicken ,,,.,,,,Herbert Tannenbaum .......,Corridor Patrol .......,Mary Donovan ........Eileen Hennessy Chester Lipka Angelina Liberatore and Antonette Nudicus Daniel Rosenblum Rrp Winkle .............. ,,,,,,,, W illiam Peters Harold Teen ,,,,,.,,,,,,,,,.,. ,,,,,,,, W illiam Flanagan Neighborly Neighbors ..... ........ Th C 12A Class The Gay Thifties ,,,,,.,,,, ,,,,,,,, W e'll Remember Them Homer Hoi-,Pee .-.--,-,,,,, .,,,,,,, A nthony Calabro Little Miss Muffet ........ , ....... Miriam Kook Andy Gump ,....,.,.,,A,4 ,,,,,,,, W illiam McGuinness Min ,,,,-,-.,,-,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,, L ucy Riccardelli Casper Milquetoast ........... ............... E dward Tybus F ERRIS Absolute Quiet ................................ The Big Noise .... .. Little Miss Nobody .... ...... . Fury ...................... .. Forgotten Faces ...... 1- u Chatterbox ' ........... Born to Dance Stage Struck .......... .. ........ MOVIES Ferris Library Rose Sbano .The Freshman Traina The Seniors 10 Years Fro ........Angelina Ferri ........Ruth Siedman ........The Senior Cast Magnificent Brute ...... ........ M r. Lepis Sworn Enemy ......,..... ........ H istory Test Romeo and Juliet .,.,,, ........ F lo and Manny I'd Give My Life ........ ........ F or Cs The Last Journey ,,,,.. ........ L ast Marking Period The Longest Night ,.,, ........ N ight Before Graduation Millions in the Air ,,,. ........ D ream ofa Senior Panic in the Air Roaming Lady .... . The Final Hour ..... . The Big Game ..... . Trouble Ahead ...., . ii ii u u Wanted Men .............. ........ We' re Only Human Petticoat Fever ................... ....... A Tale of Two Cities Speed ............................. ...... - n jail Break .................. ...-.. - ...,....Night of Class Play ........Ann Panzino ........Graduation ........Bulldogs Win ........Looking For a Job By Angelina Tabbi and Rose Sbano ........Too Much Homework .Raichelson - ........204 and 214 .Dismissal at 11:45 .Exit Day m Now

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