Ferndale Union High School - Tomahawk Yearbook (Ferndale, CA)

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CIIIOI' Class Q,1'?9il6v.'1 E, THE ONE AND CNLY CLASS of nineteen hundred and twentyfeight, having completed the courses prescribed in the Ferndale Union High School and having reached an elevated scale of intelligence far above that of most mortals, do bequeath a few of the things which have caused our superfdevelopment. To the Faculty as a whole: Ten yards of black crepe in which to fittingly mourn the passing of the most remarkable class in the history of the school. To Mr, Auten who has been our class adviser from our freshmen days to the present: Our thanks and appreciation in helping us to become what we now are. Individually we bequeath as follows: I, Henry Marvel, do leave my brilliant lectures in civics to Shirley Cathey. I, Glenn Perry do bequeath my only pair of silk hose to Helen Anderson. I, Hadley Hemenover, leave to Kenneth Prust my originality as a speller. I, Darrel Flowers, leave my ability to make the girls sore, to Felix Zana. I, Rosamond Klingler, leave to Katherine Ammer my type of haircut wishing her success in curling up the ends. I, Elsie Berti, bequeath my secret of gaining a gigantic stature to Evelyn Renner. I, Elsie Wztlker, do hereby bequeath my gift of gab to Evelyn Shinn. I, Edwin Clausen, will my ustandfinu with the blondes to Ivan Redden. I, Elizabeth McKenzie, do hereby bequeath my brilliant blushes to Clara Taubman. I, Amy Taubman, leave my first chair in fiddlers' row to Ernest Wiiikler. I, Marion Diedrichsen, do hereby leave my permanent paper curl to Aileen Kausen, knowing her admiration for it. I, Everett Perry, will my tactful methods and decided good humor to Alden Marvel. I, Evelyn Perry, leave my troubles and worries over this annual to the next victim. I, Leonard Dedini, bequeath to Leonard Willialnisoii my perseverance and pa' tience to rewind electric motors. Page El'XYQ'I1lX-lll1'!'l

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4 THE DAILY BUZZER IN THE GOOD OLD SUMMER TIME HlfINRY'S HINTS Ry Henry Marvel iElTHER ESQUIRE OR INQUIREI l. When you stop, leave the car running. Starting it wastes gas. 2. Never turn a corner on your side-fthe other car may be on the wrong sidc. tl. lJon't bother about holding your hand oute you may get it wet if it's raining, and besides it re- quires effort. 4. Don't make allow- ances for the other fellow. n. Talk to your front seat companions and make use of all suggestions from the rear. G. Drive fast and get out of everybody's way- this isn't Italy. 7. lJon't worry about taking off your emergency brakefit was made to be used. lylr. IVIarvel will write on automobile driving next week. He is qualified to do so as he has spent his past years driving an au- tomobile. mom I tho't you could keep a secret. Well, I kept it for a week, do you think I'm a cold storage plant? WRX. There's a burglar down stairs, sir. Righto, Judson-j u s t fetch my gun and sports suitathe heather mixture one. FOREIGN XEXVS Switzerland- - Reported that Elizabeth McKenzie has successfully climbed the Alps in ordcr to attain great height. Miss Mc-Kcnzie will take part, that is, she will represent the United States at the Olympic Meet this year which will be held in Greece. The past years have been spent in exces- sive training and her many friends are expecting a winner. Friends may be interested in knowing that she has grown two inches since her tour of Europe. Africa- Hunting big game in Africa has become one of the greatest of present day sports. Since this sport requires much skill and courage, Mr. Ambrosini has lessened its danger by an invention of a high powered water p is t ol which has enabled him to capture a moose, one of At'rica's most terrifying beasts of burden. This moose, as well as many other specimens, including a seven-toed monkey and a six year old elephant, have been sent to the Ferndale Zoo. Peking. China- The novelist, Dora Am- brosini, has been doing some strenuous literary work. After completing several volumes on the life and works of the Sand Flea, she is now undertak- ing the task of shortening the Chinese alphabet. So far she has the characters reduced to a total of three hundred. Her object is to make the alphabet contain twenty-five letters. mo, For Results? --- Read our Ads STEELHEAD FISHING NEAR FERNDALE DAN CERS T0 APPICA R Far surpassing Topsy and lflva of historical fami- are the Heavenly Twins, Marion and Rigmor Vin- um. They have travelled and studied in Europe and have been the sensational dancers of thc year. In Egypt they put the native dancers to shame by do- ing the stunts Miss McKee taught them during gym period long years ago. And now, having successfully sung and danced their way around the world. they have come home to per- form for their community. They will appear at the theatre in beautiful cos- tumes on VVednesday ev- ening. Their costumes will be from all corners of the world and made of the tin- cst silks and satins there are. The gowns are liber- ally studded with gems and the Dance of the Peacoeksn will call for the use of the most wonder- ful costumes. Admission ten dollars-gallery. mom NOTICE The Mllaily Buzzer has been suspended because of f a cts a n d truths rep- resented t h e r e in. The world of readers also com- plain against the lack of seriousness which charac- terizes the paper, for how can facts be funny? The editor, now in the county jail, for criminal libel, was formerly, and is still, Miss Evelyn Perry. Tom What's an operetta? A girl who works for the telephone Co.

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CHIOI' Class CCOIIIIXIUCCID I, Otto Hacket, leave my dramatic ability to Pat Goff. I, Evan Holbrook, leave all my study periods to John Blackburn, who has need of them. I, Urman Edeline, leave my ability to soothe the wild beasts with my saxophone to Gordon Slingsby. I, Rigmor Vinum, leave my supply of hairpins to Williziiii Ambrosini. I, Leo Sullivan, bequeath my ability to grew a beard to Edward Bertifthus proving him to be a man. I, Clarence F. Heney, do hereby bequeath my ability to keep the civics class from expiring, to Robert Morrison, so that he may keep the next lovers of the sub' ject alive. I, Wesley Ambrosini, leave my general good nature and excuses for being late to class to Edgar Etter. I, George Hartley, leave my athletic sweater to Albert Hemenover, who seems to be a coming athlete. I, Dora Ambrosini, leave my renowned giggle and happy disposition to Mzlbel Mossi. I, Marjcmrie Kausen, leave my success in writing and passing notes without de' tection UQ to my pal, Gert Hartley. I, Marioii Vinum, leave my nervousness when reciting in class to Robert Smith I, Jennie Bruga, donate to all the girls in general, my comb so that they wont have to borrow some one elsels. I, Bernice Brown, will my typing ability to Frank Katri. Signed and Sealed by the said Class of 1928. Witiiessesz Dumb Dora. Felix the Cat. I'af:e 'Fwenty-fou 1' s