Ferndale Union High School - Tomahawk Yearbook (Ferndale, CA)

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Now Ida's pursuing a strang occupa- tion, , :Q Ii For her favorite sport and chief recrea- il ,Q .W tion, tw A -1 tl Is raising green frogs for the whole A f .. I I wide nation, H With her fiddle she calls them to bed and to rations. A seat for the op'ra you'd better .tA -'FN engage, ' W,x,J If you want to see Pete,-he's now on the stage. 19? ge 'gin Hg made his great hit in Baida, the A 2 ' 5, . age, ggi? Y, .-fQg.,. nxq With his profundus bass he's the talk A Zi- 'Zi - of the age. gm Frank's made an invention 5 he's money qfffq, to burn, I x -3 Something for the housewife-a col- A 1, J ill' IW lapsible churn. f-M ' fl iflk 'r,, , ' y But be careful good frau when the VIlllllljljlflhfi WWW handle you turn ' ' 1 l Or a pitiful lesson of ,prudence you'l1 learn. Around the wide world Gerturde's tak- ing her flight With Barnum and Bailey and ropes slim and tight. Her feet trip along there so swiftly and light It makes the old ladies scream wildly from fright. Though Sadie's no longer a little -' French maid ' ' i.- On the heart of a broker she's made M ,. quite a raid, 1 3 And his minions she's causing to speedily fade But he says with a smile, Bills are easily paid. 19

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his THR 5U1lflEUllE-IGM Nu uufNsE11Tu uve HLllNEgIN THIS wunm THEREH mwnvs snusuus , VMILLIBTUBE EHLLED Yllllll llwli. SSE 'HS 'eww t- ,Q97 I lp zvanvaunves Mann-r L n' r. il Alice, you may know, has a grand sail- ing yacht, Her husband so fond for her birthday once bought. Of islands and oceans she sees quite a lot. You'll recall before marriage in High School she taught. 1-?,f,... , , '- ,lpn ' f S . , ' , 31 -efj .lj :re-vie. -. . A1 , .-52.44 mmm ummm- ! Qxlff'--ally-l' ' r 3' .:llE.1 glam' ml . Wilt-.lo ah, 1 ,wif V -all 1, 'il' -ey .. .l l-a.. r'efuH.iv, Would you like to know of that tem- pery pill, The original Zoe, with the same name still? She lives in a cabin on top of a hill. What is she doing? Why, her own sweet will l A matrimonial bureau, open early and late, Sadie Ambrosini successfully operates. If you want a nice husband you don't want to wait, But send specifications and just name the date. K. :- v, Jffggmfilg, Js,:f,f1.g.f Q, 1 1 y ,,,!g+35z nag! f ag:-,wgggy us, :egg 'f:j333t.,i, K-r'iQ-My ,235 fl f TTS-TLB a - , ,QF JJQ-,rf 1 ' ,L-6 5 , A Not what you expected, but Linus's a D. D. In the South Sea Islands he's a Mis- sionaree. He's wonderfully changed, as you'1l readily see. Natives trimmed his feet-they could- n't let them be. Our mascot, sweet Kitty, all green and old rose, Disappeared one fine evening--no one really knows- But it seems she eloped, or at least we suppose, For why else would be missing her best Sunday clothes? 18

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Marion lives in Reno, she finds there less trouble, To single herself-she's tired of double. 'Tis the custom again as in days of Shakespeare, In houses of wealth all over the sphere, To maintain a jester, the people to cheer, Cyril makes them die laughing-at least very near. Now listen all if you'd know the fate Of Otto, the studious and the sedate, He's a scientist grave-can catch fish without bait. In a sweet little blond he has found his soul's mate. Q 'A 44.5 L l f Va, '- .A..u: A r- Her last husband died, it made her tears' bubble, Her latest? She's slated to Leslie T. Stubble. ls., r fi- 1 , In quaint old New York in her smart limousine, The Gay, smiling Gladys may often be seen, For is she not there the society queen? But her heart is still true to-you know whom I mean. Eg-W -n i W, 5 I it . 9 W ly, ff ck' --4. 'GE . VYYV fly? I V we is 5 as a- z f AW? rf Our Mary, dear girl, her friends is astounding, On welfare of mankind she's stoutly expounding, The theories she launches are simply dumbfounding, She's set the World talking, the skies are resounding. 20