Ferndale Union High School - Tomahawk Yearbook (Ferndale, CA)

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his THR 5U1lflEUllE-IGM Nu uufNsE11Tu uve HLllNEgIN THIS wunm THEREH mwnvs snusuus , VMILLIBTUBE EHLLED Yllllll llwli. SSE 'HS 'eww t- ,Q97 I lp zvanvaunves Mann-r L n' r. il Alice, you may know, has a grand sail- ing yacht, Her husband so fond for her birthday once bought. Of islands and oceans she sees quite a lot. You'll recall before marriage in High School she taught. 1-?,f,... , , '- ,lpn ' f S . , ' , 31 -efj .lj :re-vie. -. . A1 , .-52.44 mmm ummm- ! Qxlff'--ally-l' ' r 3' .:llE.1 glam' ml . Wilt-.lo ah, 1 ,wif V -all 1, 'il' -ey .. .l l-a.. r'efuH.iv, Would you like to know of that tem- pery pill, The original Zoe, with the same name still? She lives in a cabin on top of a hill. What is she doing? Why, her own sweet will l A matrimonial bureau, open early and late, Sadie Ambrosini successfully operates. If you want a nice husband you don't want to wait, But send specifications and just name the date. K. :- v, Jffggmfilg, Js,:f,f1.g.f Q, 1 1 y ,,,!g+35z nag! f ag:-,wgggy us, :egg 'f:j333t.,i, K-r'iQ-My ,235 fl f TTS-TLB a - , ,QF JJQ-,rf 1 ' ,L-6 5 , A Not what you expected, but Linus's a D. D. In the South Sea Islands he's a Mis- sionaree. He's wonderfully changed, as you'1l readily see. Natives trimmed his feet-they could- n't let them be. Our mascot, sweet Kitty, all green and old rose, Disappeared one fine evening--no one really knows- But it seems she eloped, or at least we suppose, For why else would be missing her best Sunday clothes? 18

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Class Prophecy Cartooned and Written by Zoe Kelsey Oh how are the seniors now scattered so far? They're all well and happy, this side of the bar, l If you think the beauty of this book 'twould not mar, I'll so gladly tell you just how they all are. The kind-hearted Maren, who'd not mix in our spats, Runs a neat little home for all broken- .,- v down cats. -V fi x , ,Y 1-' She feeds them on quinine and strych- Q' l 1, -I nine and rats, 'V will 3 --ef- And weeps with dismay when the kit- tens go bats. Have you seen the last paper? There's tumult all o'er. Harold Aggeler's resigned-he's in Senate no more! At the very first session he set up a roar, And the next thing he knew he was outside the door. See a home decorated with hangings most rare, And someone awaiting fas though she might carey, For a man with a smile and a shock of brown hair, And you know without telling 'tis june i A - waiting there. Who would have believed it? You'll die of surprise, .S For as sure as a fly has a hundred eyes, P'-.abifii l Bessie Cook's sweeping the far north- ,-it--gijgix A i'4 :+.' , ern. skies, . . as An aviatrix, with mail from Nome to Sunrise. 17

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Now Ida's pursuing a strang occupa- tion, , :Q Ii For her favorite sport and chief recrea- il ,Q .W tion, tw A -1 tl Is raising green frogs for the whole A f .. I I wide nation, H With her fiddle she calls them to bed and to rations. A seat for the op'ra you'd better .tA -'FN engage, ' W,x,J If you want to see Pete,-he's now on the stage. 19? ge 'gin Hg made his great hit in Baida, the A 2 ' 5, . age, ggi? Y, .-fQg.,. nxq With his profundus bass he's the talk A Zi- 'Zi - of the age. gm Frank's made an invention 5 he's money qfffq, to burn, I x -3 Something for the housewife-a col- A 1, J ill' IW lapsible churn. f-M ' fl iflk 'r,, , ' y But be careful good frau when the VIlllllljljlflhfi WWW handle you turn ' ' 1 l Or a pitiful lesson of ,prudence you'l1 learn. Around the wide world Gerturde's tak- ing her flight With Barnum and Bailey and ropes slim and tight. Her feet trip along there so swiftly and light It makes the old ladies scream wildly from fright. Though Sadie's no longer a little -' French maid ' ' i.- On the heart of a broker she's made M ,. quite a raid, 1 3 And his minions she's causing to speedily fade But he says with a smile, Bills are easily paid. 19