Fenton High School - Sentral Yearbook (Fenton, IA)

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LAUGH AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU Mr Barker had Just f1I'11Sl19Cl gwn g a speech DON Well what do you thtzl of that? DALE That s an efample of one of Mr Barker s two mrnute speeches w1th a two hour vocabulary SPEAKING OE LOVE LAVONNE When I tall I m golrg to fall hard HELEN Well dont tall on your head BORED? After srttmg through one of Mr Knowles classes someone was heard to remark For the I1 st t1me tn my hte I envted my te t They were LAYTON Say Ray would you llke to see a model home? RAY Sure' What ttme ts she through work? MR ATUM Why dld you woke me out of a sound sleep? MRS TA UM The sound was too loud STERN PARENT Young man can you support a Iamrly? TOMMY I only wanted Cath er1ne MR BROWNELL tln manual tram 1ng Classl You hammer nalls l1ke hghtmnq VERLE You mean Im fast? MR BROWNELL No you never stnke twtce ID the same place ' ,fifffh DALE MITC HEI Don t you entoy the honkmg ot a wtld goose? rL YD No I1 1 hes drtvtng le Car leh1n't 'ne MISS DARBY Under what Con a1t1on dld Mllton vrlte Paradtse Lost and Paradtse Regamed? RODGER Alter h mart age he wrote Paradlse L t and when hrs wtfe ded he v ote Paradtse R galned GRUMPY IJII 'DR BOX There Isnt any Qhtpke thts chrcken gravy MP FAUERBY her tt y horse tn horse radtsh erther lxaye you rtmtna General Grant KAYE Cvery SUTDIISGGI Do I? MR KNOWLES Yes he dtdnt shave eltber A travelrng salesman gomg through Fenton stopped to watch a baseball game and began ch ttma wtth one f the Fenton onlooker He nqutred the score and the Fentonle replred They re ahead 26 O The salesman remarked Your gettmg beat pretty bad Oh r o replled the Fen tomte We haven t b en to bat yet BOY Dont you bel1eve 1n the hereafter? I want a klss GIRL What has the hereafter to do wtth a ktss? BOY That s what I rn here after DUANE I-Iave you forgotten that you owe me ftve dollars? LYNN No not yet Gtve rn ttrne and wtll . I , ..,-L. . . , 1: O . t va et . 11, ,I D, b 1 . , I 1 . I' l 1 . ts I . I. , I 11 1 . , ' . . , I os I . I , , .fr . , e- H ,Y 1 ,r ,. ' Nix A. . ' N n tn . f . I n ' . fr , ' , . , I tS. . I - e rsn .n r . . . DA , V. ., , A I ,v Av asleep. MR. LNOWLLS. Jo you know ' ' I ,,-A -.I , ' ? Mtn: Q,-I . ,, - ,. M ,, ,, -. , ., . . . . x . 7 A . ,, . . H. , ,, . , . I . . , G , ,, F . . . o s. 1 - - .4 . . , , t , ' 1 f ' Q 1 - , . - . , 1 , - Q . , o . , ' V . ll 1 - 1 . ,, , ,, . , ,. 1 1 I lf ., 1 . 11 ' - lr I , - , . e I .

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LAUGH AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU When asked why he was late for school every morn1ng Ray repl1ed Well I had an old blke I was golng to take apart and a strong w1nd come along and dxd 1t for me Then I was goxng to weed the garden and 1t ralned so much 1' drowned the weeds out Now every mornmg I have to WGII at home for awhlle to see lf an earthquake w11l come and shake up my potatoes IAMES Last mght a burglar stuck a gun 1n my s1de and I Just laughted WAYNE Brave Huh? IAMES No Just t1ckl1sh MR BARKER It there are any dumbells please stand up After a long pause Oscar stood up MR BARKER Do you conslder yourself a dumbell'P OSCAR Well not exactly but I hate to see you standmg all alone MISS DARBY Is 1t your ambmon to leave footprlnts on the sands of Mme? ARNOLD No lust now Irr trymg to cover my tracks LITA Arent you com1ng sw1mm1ng'P MARILYN I I can t A moth has been eat1ng my bathmg sult LITA The llttle rascal He must have been on a dlet A passenger ln an alrplane was far up IH the sky when the p1lot began to laugh hysterlcally PASSENGER Whats the Joke? PILOT Im th1nk1ng of what they ll say at the asylum when they f1nd out I have escaped MR BARKER Can you operate a IYDGWTIIGI? MR KNOWLES Yes SIT Iuse the Btblcal system MR BARKER Inever heard of1t MR KNOWLES Seek and ye shall hnd CITY AUNT And what brought you to town Iohn? IOHN Oh well I Jus come to see the s1ghts and I thought that Id call on you f1rst MARK Have any of your chxld hood hopes been reallzed? MR TATUM Yes when mother used to pull my halr I Wlshed that I d1dnt have any Howard Bruhn ran Irantlcally down the ferry sllp and leaped across the water landmg wlth a crash on the eck of the boat Well he sa1d as he p1cked hlmself up I made 11 What s your hurry? asked a deck hand Th1s boats comlng 1n 1 1 11 ' - , . 1 I 11 1 . 11 1 1 1 I 11 1 . . . 1 . . 1 1 11 1 1 11 . . . 11 11 I 11 1 . - - 1 1 . 1 11 11 . I 11 1 11 1 1 1 11 I 11 1 . . . 11 11 1 11 1 , . . I 11 . 1 . 11 . , . 11 I 1, 11 . . , . 11 11 . 1 1 - - 1 1 - 1 1, , 1 . 11 11 11 I 11 . . , 1 , - 1 11 - If I 11 . . , 11 1 . . . 1 . 1 1 11 . 11 I 14 . 1 - . t . 1 1 11 1 1 11 1 1 . A1 11 11 1 . IH V . , , . 1 11 . 1 11 1 11 . , . ,1 1 11 1 11 . 1 1 11 11 1 1 . . 11 11 . 1 11

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