Fassifern School - Sapphire Yearbook (Hendersonville, NC)

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I GQQSQ. S? Q -... 5 355 . R FASSHFERN SPECIAL FASSIFERN BESIEGED BY HOPPY-TOADS ENTIRE COMMUNITY AROUSED BY SUDDEN PEST! Grounds Monitors Called to Duty. Excitement Reigns! Miss Shipp's School for Girls, Feb. 29, 1921.-Yesterday after- noon many of the little tots at this notable establishment were severely frightened by a Fordful of genus homo who had been lit with HZO, making them a little more daring than is usual in this section. The Ford brutally wended its way up the spacious drive, frightening the little girls consid- erably With the noise. Miss Shipp, becoming worried in regard to the safety of her young charges, called out the reserves-namely, Grounds Monitors. After much hard labor, Mr. Sumner, the trust- worthy defender of the juveniles, succeeded in dislodging the intrud- ers. Here's hoping that history will fail to repeat itself. LOOKING FORWVARD TO THE EASTER HOLIDAY Just one more hour, when will it pass? Then for four days not a single class! Not a lesson to learn, not a bell to ring, Not even Miss Dowd to make us sing, No words to spell, no disorders to write, K Just nothing to do from morning 'till night! Margaret Raney, '21. LOST One pair No. ZV2 slippers. L. Belden. One heart, Marion Wadsworth. Finder please return to B. Myers. Page eighty-nine MY DOG You got a girl an' I got none, 'Cause my dog, he's lots more fun. Girls is all such scaries, Can't think of nothin' but dolls an' fairies! They is so careful an' clean: It jest makes me awful mean When they come prancin' out. I don't see why they pout When I chase 'em with my pet mouse, An' it allus makes 'em run in the house To tell their Mas I mussed 'em up! Now don't you think my pup Is lots nicer to have 'round Than any old girl was ever found? J. Wing, '21. THOUGHTS Slowly the sun is sinking, The shadows tegin to fall: I sit in my corner thinking, As I wait for Study Hall. I think of my home far away, Of the friends I long to see: Of the many hard lessons today, And the many more to be. The light fades fast away, The birds have ceased to call, The stars have come to stay: So I hurry to Study Hall. Alice H. Webb, '21. THE LIGHT BELL Hark! the light bell has just sounded And I'm not yet ready for bed. My roommate between the sheets has bounded, With every curl fixed on her head. My hair will be straight tomorrow: And my lessons I'll not know- Much to my grief and sorrow- When I to my classes go. Just a brief, precious moment more, I plead in Miss Jenny's unheed- ing ear: But lights go out: she's closed the door, And whispered, Good night, dear. Elizabeth Cockrell, '2 IVANTED One unbreakable rule. Address Chairman General Council. Pail' WiZa1'd Curling Irons. Ad- dress Helen Conroy, Catherine Goodman, Kate Rucker Penn, Jane Taliaferro, and a few others. One lamb-pie, Address t'Mother. One bottle of Seven Sutherland Sisters Hair Tonic. J. Wing. One more middy suit. B. Blan- ton. On tall, blonde, dashing young hero: object matrimony. M. Call. One nose builder. T. Howell. One student body. B. Myers, undertaker. CORNER AUNT SUE'S Dear Aunt Sue: and have been for makes my fiance I am engaged 5 days. What close her eyes when I kiss her?-Curious Aintit. Dear Curious: Look in the mir- ror. Your affectionate, Aunt Sue. Dear Aunt Sue: What can I do to turn my hair from red to brown? Ittis Sorrel. Try Pyrene.

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I-1+ :-:!:!- ' . R 'x Miffg.. ulaights and Shadowsii SEPTEMBER - Fling wide open the golden gates. We entered. -Bible classes formed. Crip Webb enlight- ened us by innocently remarking that Abra- ham's occupation was grazing. -Classes start fand finish usl. -Old girls give new girls a party. New girls furnish all necessary entertainment. OCTOBER -Everybody forgot to say Rabbit, so there was no package list for two days. -Spoken English Department opened. Nut CSCI. HaIIowe'en-Who said cry baby? Must've been H uCOWal'd.n NOVEMBER -New girls' party. Tell you about it? We strive to please, but our vocabulary ain't so substantial as that. -Current Events Class met as usual. UM. B. delivered the startling information that scien- tists have discovered that an apple a day keeps the doctor away. -Marion Wadsworth returns as a daughter of Chief Bushy I-Ieacl. Riot in main building. -All of Miss Abbottis French Class was on the Honor Roll. All of 'emi Deep stuff. -Little Edna went to class without Imperial Summons. Kindly introduce us to the mis- led guy that said the age of miracles has passed. - On our way rejoicing. Homeward bound. Back again. Lonesome, -Studies resumed. uYeth, ain't it fierth? DECEMBER -English V gave a reading of Hamlet. Lucy Neal as Ghost made the biggest hit-ap- peared only once. -Plebescite cry: Two more weeks, etc. -Exam had English V. 20-Carolers went to hospital-all patients are doing better, thanks. 22-Five weeks' intermission, please. JANUARY 26-The Prodigals. Oh, I had the best time, and he's got the blackest, waviest hair I ever hope to see! 27-Tollefson Trio. Aw, shucks! FEBRUARY I4-VaIentine's Day. Soul stuff Ilies thick and fast. 20-Fassifern overrun by hoppy toads, but we noticed the girls didnit scream and run the other way. MARCH I-Miss Huff conceives the idea of Alice in Wonderland. Worse luck. I5-Mrs. Wooten arrives to take pictures. We wish that Cecil B. Sz David Wark 8: Mary Pickford had been there. 20-25-Proofs come. Do I look like thai? 25-Some take leave. 27-Ask us what we did Easter Sunday after- noon. APRIL I-April Fool. Thompson dominates. 2-Sara Lesley receives I0-lb. box of candy. Anonymous. MAY 2.-Madeline CaII's recital And when you talk about the Flowers of May. I'II tell the world I love you-ta-tee-ta-tee-ta-ta-dee- dee-. 8-Long bell rang. More hoppytoads. I2-Finale xams begin to rage. The agony is ' not abated. 20-Final declaration of independence. 28-Final rehearsals for the pageant. Gentle cow, pray rell me why? 30--The big day. Excitement and marshals pre- vail. Medals received. Oh, well, I didn't expect to get one, anlyway. 3I-Exeunt. Page eighty-eight

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2555555 Ami V I 1 Mwfeziff i fi rec: st 5 12 rtr l t -were l ......., , rss i?f eissftew. fl l Miss De Blanc fin Gymjz Heels left! Knees bend! Backward kick! And he sure not to hit the girl in front of you. 55 55 95 Marion, did you find Miss Abbott? Yes, Miss Ricaudf' What did she say? Nothing Nothing? Nothing How did that happen? She wasn't there. I thought you said you found her. nl did. I found her out. 559555 at There is a cute Happer called Dale Who grows just as fast as a snail, She'll ask if you know About how to grow, If you do, she'll keep hot on your trail. 359545 There was a young lady named Lesley Took dancing for grace When it she attained Her innards were pained, And her patience a great deal less Lesley. expressly. 953595 Miss Buckner: Martha, what were the dates of Henry the Eighth? M. Moore: I don't know, but he must have had a lot. Six wives! Think of it! ,Bti Viv I .ftfft sq 1 ff We have with us a lady named Call Who fell in the spring in the fall. She let go her hold, And all isn't told, For she sprang in the spring and she fell in the fall P5 P5 95 Nancy Battle: Madeline, what time is it? M. Call flocking at watch with picture of Bill on crystalj: I :!on't know. Watch stopped. N. Battle: ul don't blame it. If I had any- thing that good looking so close to my face, l'd stop, too. is vt- sr- There was a young student named Battle Who made rule-breakers skedaddle. When asked why she did it, Sheld never admit it, But had to live up to that nBattle. -is vs 45 Hortense: l haven't had a letter from Mac for a week. Sara: You can't depend on mails up here. Hoi-tense: I haven't seen any to depend on. as as ar- E.. Shelton fin Domestic Sciencefz What's the first name of that day pupil Bisbee? M. B. Ross: Postscript. Shelton: I-low come? Ross: Adeline fAdd-a-linejf' as as ir- M. T. Smith: nl have a new niece L. Sherrod: Boy or girl? Crxzb, ,ggi wit . 1 K gh :gli 'ix 5, J 9 5 go if Page ninety