Farrell High School - Reflector Yearbook (Farrell, PA)

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Farewell, Alma Mater Oh, Comrades, bound by friendship’s lasting tie, With courage face the coming breach of years, That visions unfulfilled may still not die, That sorrow may through us be eased of tears! Yes! Wars shall cease and seem a troubled dream, All battles shall be fought in Spring with flowers, And Beauty, cover all, a surging stream, Of sinewed youth: these boundless duties ours! As weary, seaworn sailors, tempest torn, Are buoyed up with hopes and thoughts of home, So shall our memories dear our hearts adorn, Renew our faith, when each afar shall roam. Our precious, cloistered hours, songs and books, The merry laugh of carefree play and game— These now must pass. Life holds no secret nooks, From ruthless time. New joys are not the same. As boundless, Alma Mater, as the sea, Has been thy love! nor shall the mountains last Less long than our enduring love for thee; To thy ideals of life shall we hold fast; Our wills have been well tempered by the old To mould and shape the nature of the new; So, with full hearts, high hopes, and courage bold. The class of '26 bids thee Adieu! 25

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MAD ALINE TORTOKETI MIKE TURCHAN PAULINE TORTORETI VIOLA THOMPSON JOHN TORMA WARREN THOMPSON BEN ZOLDAX 24 GLADYS WILEY FREDA ZOLDAN

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if9 REFLECTOR46 Statistics of 1926 In welcoming you to our exercises today, 1 do so with a profound realization that ours is indeed a most unusual class. Indeed, 1 have always had high hopes for this Class of 1926. Even when I saw them come into this school as Freshmen—so green that they thought social science was the art of making friends— I refused to shake my head over them the way the rest of the world did. “No, sir,” I said, “this crowd is going to improve. They’ll have to! And, friends, I was right! I know of no better proof of the heights of wisdom and sagacity to which this group of intellectual magnates has risen than its choice of a president. I predict that a class with such taste will go far. 1 am struck, as I have often been before, with their remarkable foresight and keenness of vision. They have shown in this act, as they have throughout their entire high school career, a wisdom far beyond their years. I am surprised to learn, through secret channels, that there are those who are yet ignorant of the fact that 1926 is the greatest class which has ever graduated from our school—and this despite the fact that they know who is its president! However, let it pass! As the poet says, glory is but a withered wreath. It has seemed to us fitting that whatever misapprehension there is about that point should be cleared up. That is, if there are any lingering doubts in the minds of any of you here tonight as to the scintillating brilliancy of this class,! we want to dispel them. Therefore, we have had two expert statisticians, Mr. Carine and Mr. Smith, working day and night for several months upon our class achievements to prove to you, in absolute figures, the remarkable mental feats of the Class of 1926. I am now prepared to present to you the findings of these expert investigators. I may say they are astonishing—and gratifying! As I put them before you, I would have you keep in mind the undeniable fact that figures cannot lie. Otherwise, I can readily believe that you tvould find some of our statiticians’ reports almost too astounding for acceptance. Like true scientists, Mr. Carine and Mr. Smith wrent back to the beginning of our high school career for their first computations. Strange to state, they found, back there in the early days, that wTe w-ere supplied with nothing but wishes. So they have prepared this interesting analysis: the poultry population of England, New Guinea, Armenia, and Port Said totals three and one-half billion; yet if a wish-bone were required for every wish made in the first year of the Class of 1926, the nearest thing left to a chicken would be a Mexican jumping bean. But we soon abandoned wishes for books, and in the last four years we have used books enough—but I’ll let Messrs. Carine and Smith tell it. . They say: “If the entire collection of books used by the Class of 1926, including the Scandinavian, were placed in a single pile on the banks of the Mississippi, they would reach to a height nine times that of the Woolworth Building.” They add that a lucky number raffle, entitling the winner to push these books into the river, would net the school a sum equivalent to the Chinese national debt. Continued on page Sq 26