Farragut High School - Admiral Yearbook (Farragut, TN)

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THE ADMIRAL IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllIIlllllllllllllllllllIIIllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlliIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllll Robert- Did you ever take chloroform? Errette- No, who teaches it ? Some things a Freshman would like to know: ill The kind of straw farmers use to make strawberries. C23 Is a chicken house and egg-plant the same? 131 How does a farmer keep dust out of the eyes of his potatoes? 141 Whether an ice plant grafted on a milk weed would make ice cream. Miss Morris-Leona, what is presidential wood ? Leona- fDumbD . Miss Morris- Think! Leonaf- It's what the President makes his cabinet out of. Visitor- And what's the building over there? A junior- Oh, that's the green house. Visitor- I didn't know the Sophomores had a dormitory all to them- selves. Amo, Amas, I loved a lass, And she was tall and slenderg Amas, amat, she dropped me flat, And now I am through With the feminine gender. Mrs. Colston- Robert, you must be neater with your themes. Robert- That's what I tell Pa, but he hasn't time to re-write them. Mr. Huff- Margaret, what have you done with the money I gave you? Margaret- I gave it to a poor old woman. Mr. Huff- That's a good girl. Margaret- A poor old woman who sells ice cream cones. Thelma- Elma claims to have caught a fourteen pound trout. Gladys- Why I didn't know trout grew that big. Thelma- They do after you've told the story a few times. Lillian- Will you buy me an ice-creamisundae ? Joe R.- I don't think I will be here Sunday. Mr. Walker- Now who was the father of the Black Prince ? Glen H.- Please, sir, Old King Cole Mrs. Colston- Spell 'ferment' and give the definition. Eula-''f...e...r...m...e...n,..t, to work. Mrs. Colston- Now place it in a sentence so that I may be sure you understand the meaning. Eula- In the summer I would rather play out of doors than ferment in the school house. . . Fifty-Five

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i 5 5 ' i Z - ,f x , -5 g ' . , A ' - 1 1 ff' f E' 'L M Q ,- X Q 1 ' f ' '11 A r' : ,f A LAUGH, FEW AND FAR nmwma When Noah sailed the ocean blue, He had his troubles same as you, For days and days he drove the ark, Before he found a place to park. Did you give your penny to the Sunday school Tommy ? asked the fond mother. Tom Gheen- No Ma, I lost it. Mother- What! Lost another? That makes three Sundays straight you'Ve lost your penny. Tom- Yes, but if I keep it up I'll win 'em back. That kid's luck can't last forever. Wise Crack- If a man and his wife ate a Jay bird, what is their phone number? Victim- You've got me guessing. W. C.- It would be 281-J. Mr. Colston- Look here, this is disgusting. I havn't had clean towels for a week, and there's never any soap to wash with. Mrs. Colston- Well, you've got a tongue in your head haven't you T' Mr. Colston- Yes, but I'm not a cat. Mr. Colston- What is gender? Jesse- Gender shows whether a woman is masculine, feminine, or neuterf' Taylor had some chewing gum, It was as white as snow, And every where that Taylor went, The gum was sure to go. It followed him to Chemistry one day, Which was against the rule, Mr. Reaves took the gum, And chewed it after school. Frances- I spent nine hours on my theme last night. Mrs. Colston- You did? How so ? Frances- I put it on the mattress and slept on it. Fifty-Four

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