Farnhamville High School - Mirage Yearbook (Farnhamville, IA)

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T 1922 -l MIRAGE l 1922 --- FARMERS' HEADQUARTERS MEMBER FEDERAL RESERVE - ' SYSTEM Let's Get Acquainted! Forrnality is all right in its place, but We have no room for it here. We Want your deposits, and We Want you to come to us whenever We can be of help to you. Our customers are our friends rather than our clients. Do you not think the First Na- tional is your kind of a bank? Let's get acquainted! The First National Bank Capital and Surplus, 550,000.00 Chas. Beacham, President H. W. Beacham, Vice-President M. B. Flesher, Cashier Herbert Gustofson, Asst. Cashier

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1922 -1 MIRAGE i 1922 1- Euless Faye: You'd ought to join the army. Glenn: Why'? Faye: To learn what arms are for. Shine: Are farmers allowed to make cider since prohibition went into eifect'? Dick: Sure! Haven't you heard of the freedom of the press? Merle: Your dad is certainly an old crank. Jennemae: Well, I don't know, but I believe a crank is some- times necessary in the absence of a self starter. Mrs. Ballard: How do you like my marble cake: dear? Mr. Ballard: I never saw a better imitation of marble. Briggs: This cold weather chills me to the bone. Lowell: You should wear a thicker hat. Mrs. Ballard: What are you doing with that string tied around your finger? Mr. Ballard: You put it there to make me remember to mail that letter for you. Mrs. Ballard: Well, did you do it? Mr. Ballard: No, my dear. You forgot to give it to me. Sambo: Ah's hard! plete-ly. Rambo: tub. Arthur: Vida: Lowell, buring the Lowell : Looky heah, big boy, don' yo-all mess wid me, cause Las' week Ah falls on a buzz saw an' Ah busts it com- Call dat hard? Listen, man, Ah scratches de bath By Gol! I lost my History Book. 'You should worry, you never use it anyway. while walking down a street in Des Moines saw a negro grass oif his lawn. Hey nigger! Ain't you afraid y0u'll kill the grass? The ground will be as black as you are. . Coon: Don't youse worry yo'self. Dat grass will soon grow up and be as green' as youse is. Archie: Oh Boy!' She's a peach, a pippin, a beaut! Clarence: Wow, I'd like to get acquainted with her! Who is she? Archie: My new Ford. Clarence: Biff? ?? Take that you fresh thing. Irene: We would lilze to lmtw why Ray Givens parts his hair in the middle? Hazel: Because there is an alley in every block. Joe Givens: Son, what did you learn in school today? Ray: I learned that the problems you worked for me last night were wrong. U

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-i- 1922 -- MIRAGE -- 1922 -- The Fair Price Store J. A. WYATT, Prop. FANCY GROCERIES FRESH FRUITS and VEGETABLES in SEASON STAPLE DRY GOODS MADE-TO-MEASURE CLOTHES NOTIONS SMALL PROFITS - QUICK TURNOVERS When angry count ten. By that time the other fellow will have all the fight knocked out of you. Little drops of water, Little grains of sand, Make the slippery highway, And the promise land. Connundrum: Why is a Ford like a millionaire baby? Answer: Because it has a new rattle every day. Said the shoe to the stocking, I shall wear a hole in you, Said the stocking to the shoe, 'I'll be darned, if you do. JOHNSON OIL COMPANY HIGH GRADE GREASES AND OILS REAL SERVICE AT THE FILLING STATION