Farmingdale State College - Islander Yearbook (Farmingdale, NY)

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I Mr. Peters: I will now take some sulfuric acid and- Q :Q . . , MA ivvv 9 N Y I 5 36 . -I-W.:::,l:.:..:: :: :: SSA ,,:, Ewan 513 5 '+A-,:i'..--?:e:vTfl 5 : I 4 I . an I l , I ' Rotfort. That wouldn't be a bad idea. . ' ' E p Avedon: Mamma, did you buy me from the stork? ' ' Mamma: Yes, dear, why do you ask? Avedon: Oh, I've often wondered Why you d'd 't f f dollars, and pick out a little boy without freckles. 1 n pay a. eu more : l I' I P' CONFESSIONS or A SENIOR ' 2 I When I proposed I lost my head, 2 ,I Which fact I quickly told her. ' I I d1dn't mind, for she instead Put her head on my shoulder. , , I S I . f : 1 . ,, . 1 Sammy Weisrosz Hurrah! Five dollars for my first storyli' f g ji Roommate: From whom ? :I , Sam: The express company-they lost it. 'I I'll pay you thirty dollars a month and board, said Farmer Bumble- ' ri, foot. . . Thirty and board V' indignantly replied the applicant for the hired- manship. Say, waddaya think I am, anyhow-a college graduate? l t I I, I'll raise you two, said the Wealthy widow to the orphans. 5 z ,S 5 ' I ii r i 1 Garcia: Have you an hour to spare ? i k g Mabel: Yes. 'I I I is George: May I kiss you good night ? Q E ' I YES, IT'S QUITE ANNOYING p In the parlor, O my darlin', Q 11 When the lights are dim and low, - ,if That your face is thickly powdered, iw gi. I-Iovv am I, Sweetheart, to know? f 1 'I Every Week I have to carry +1 NI V 1 Every coat that I possess u , U ' ' To the cleaner's-vvon't you, clarlin. ii , , Love me more. and powder-less! V z l 'sf' : pf She: Oh, what a dark room! . H ' ,S 'Blucherc Well, here's where things clevelfllle- ,Qi If tai 9? ' ii 4 ll , -.. .....-. .,.-,. ff--A ir-3 1 r W-. eee- ' f 113 i

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