Farmingdale State College - Islander Yearbook (Farmingdale, NY)

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P Y B 77' ' ' ' I A-'-:xg sf 1-::.-2 - - I - - - f - ' ' ' ' g ,SH 1 9 2-4 .i N1 .Sn S A is f rr H--M---H . R EDDIE KEDDIE The time: Sunday dinner. . The place': Gur training table extraordinary. Characters: Poop Pollet, jumping cente. B'll S ' , Subject: Another second. r 1 Org, Walter ' I .Bi11f0fs fimpatientlyii Hey, Poop, don't eat that second just to be il sociable. THE COW, THE BEE AND THE CLOVEIQ A cow once felt the pangs of hunger. Spying some clover in a distant Held she made for it. What was her consternation to ind a big bumblebee there. Bee, she says, get off that clover, I want to eat it. Waddayamean, get off, I was here first. Get off or there'll be trouble ! I will not. - . So the cow eats clover, bee and all. All right. The bee now hnds her- self inside the cow's stomach and gets sore Qso would youj. Being tired I she decides to take a little nap. And when I get up, I'll sting the insides I out of this old cow. So she took a little nap, but when she got up the cow if wasn't there any more. .. Trip: I had a hair-raising experience last summer. Ned: Yeh, tell me about it. .Q Trip: I raised a mustachef' -Qld Mac. Mr. Wright: i Grossman, what is the dogwood noted for? Hy: Its barkf, ' 4 Father: How is it that I hnd you kissing my daughter? Answer, me sir, how is it? 4 jack: Great, sir, simply wonderful. I1 1 .4 ,l. ll I? i , ll ' xy Tannie: Can a literary man do anything on a l211'll1?. lg A .il Q Sam: Sure If he makes a success of it, he ?2Ill.XY1'lIBaXYlSB iaitin ew telling People how it was done. If not, he can write funn? 901195 wut his failures. Doctor: Open your mouth wide and say a-21-H-all Garcia: Me no speaka English. fi Mid, : EQ-lf ..A.a----,A--f-----H -'r 'f1i T:Q '13l?,'.iIal--Qs-fi-'Q . ,,, .-.- .... ...--4-Y L--H --L -Y-M-'-' ' 1, j ' ,,-.-.-.-.- .7-.,,-,E,.....,..-.....-..-v-.--.- -----:-ff- frrr- V I- I - R ' 1 -s f- I A - ' - . ,. .. I .Y -I san- X. ,,:'u. ..Y,.'4 , 'rf z. Y - --- ----1--'Al'-W-A--aff-'-I 'WVVW ' ,Y-.'...i7g11--1 -7-4 - --.---T' .v.i:fff--------l-----li------'- ii 'V i 1' I i I 51111 1 V 1 1 I I 5 lj bi I I I I j I I I 7 I '

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I Mr. Peters: I will now take some sulfuric acid and- Q :Q . . , MA ivvv 9 N Y I 5 36 . -I-W.:::,l:.:..:: :: :: SSA ,,:, Ewan 513 5 '+A-,:i'..--?:e:vTfl 5 : I 4 I . an I l , I ' Rotfort. That wouldn't be a bad idea. . ' ' E p Avedon: Mamma, did you buy me from the stork? ' ' Mamma: Yes, dear, why do you ask? Avedon: Oh, I've often wondered Why you d'd 't f f dollars, and pick out a little boy without freckles. 1 n pay a. eu more : l I' I P' CONFESSIONS or A SENIOR ' 2 I When I proposed I lost my head, 2 ,I Which fact I quickly told her. ' I I d1dn't mind, for she instead Put her head on my shoulder. , , I S I . f : 1 . ,, . 1 Sammy Weisrosz Hurrah! Five dollars for my first storyli' f g ji Roommate: From whom ? :I , Sam: The express company-they lost it. 'I I'll pay you thirty dollars a month and board, said Farmer Bumble- ' ri, foot. . . Thirty and board V' indignantly replied the applicant for the hired- manship. Say, waddaya think I am, anyhow-a college graduate? l t I I, I'll raise you two, said the Wealthy widow to the orphans. 5 z ,S 5 ' I ii r i 1 Garcia: Have you an hour to spare ? i k g Mabel: Yes. 'I I I is George: May I kiss you good night ? Q E ' I YES, IT'S QUITE ANNOYING p In the parlor, O my darlin', Q 11 When the lights are dim and low, - ,if That your face is thickly powdered, iw gi. I-Iovv am I, Sweetheart, to know? f 1 'I Every Week I have to carry +1 NI V 1 Every coat that I possess u , U ' ' To the cleaner's-vvon't you, clarlin. ii , , Love me more. and powder-less! V z l 'sf' : pf She: Oh, what a dark room! . H ' ,S 'Blucherc Well, here's where things clevelfllle- ,Qi If tai 9? ' ii 4 ll , -.. .....-. .,.-,. ff--A ir-3 1 r W-. eee- ' f 113 i