Farmingdale State College - Islander Yearbook (Farmingdale, NY)

 - Class of 1924

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Farmingdale State College - Islander Yearbook (Farmingdale, NY) online collection, 1924 Edition, Page 119 of 148
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P Y B 77' ' ' ' I A-'-:xg sf 1-::.-2 - - I - - - f - ' ' ' ' g ,SH 1 9 2-4 .i N1 .Sn S A is f rr H--M---H . R EDDIE KEDDIE The time: Sunday dinner. . The place': Gur training table extraordinary. Characters: Poop Pollet, jumping cente. B'll S ' , Subject: Another second. r 1 Org, Walter ' I .Bi11f0fs fimpatientlyii Hey, Poop, don't eat that second just to be il sociable. THE COW, THE BEE AND THE CLOVEIQ A cow once felt the pangs of hunger. Spying some clover in a distant Held she made for it. What was her consternation to ind a big bumblebee there. Bee, she says, get off that clover, I want to eat it. Waddayamean, get off, I was here first. Get off or there'll be trouble ! I will not. - . So the cow eats clover, bee and all. All right. The bee now hnds her- self inside the cow's stomach and gets sore Qso would youj. Being tired I she decides to take a little nap. And when I get up, I'll sting the insides I out of this old cow. So she took a little nap, but when she got up the cow if wasn't there any more. .. Trip: I had a hair-raising experience last summer. Ned: Yeh, tell me about it. .Q Trip: I raised a mustachef' -Qld Mac. Mr. Wright: i Grossman, what is the dogwood noted for? Hy: Its barkf, ' 4 Father: How is it that I hnd you kissing my daughter? Answer, me sir, how is it? 4 jack: Great, sir, simply wonderful. I1 1 .4 ,l. ll I? i , ll ' xy Tannie: Can a literary man do anything on a l211'll1?. lg A .il Q Sam: Sure If he makes a success of it, he ?2Ill.XY1'lIBaXYlSB iaitin ew telling People how it was done. If not, he can write funn? 901195 wut his failures. Doctor: Open your mouth wide and say a-21-H-all Garcia: Me no speaka English. fi Mid, : EQ-lf ..A.a----,A--f-----H -'r 'f1i T:Q '13l?,'.iIal--Qs-fi-'Q . ,,, .-.- .... ...--4-Y L--H --L -Y-M-'-' ' 1, j ' ,,-.-.-.-.- .7-.,,-,E,.....,..-.....-..-v-.--.- -----:-ff- frrr- V I- I - R ' 1 -s f- I A - ' - . ,. .. I .Y -I san- X. ,,:'u. ..Y,.'4 , 'rf z. Y - --- ----1--'Al'-W-A--aff-'-I 'WVVW ' ,Y-.'...i7g11--1 -7-4 - --.---T' .v.i:fff--------l-----li------'- ii 'V i 1' I i I 51111 1 V 1 1 I I 5 lj bi I I I I j I I I 7 I '

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