Farmingdale State College - Islander Yearbook (Farmingdale, NY)

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A FRESHIE'S NIGHTMARE ............. .... 'I I 1924 A . b 6 S56 ........ M ----.......wQ I, ,, SSA y f Li 1 I I Wright off the Riel I Dodge Peters' acid Test by taking a Knapp in I the Lee of the Mess Hall, within a Stone's throw of the Power House. Then Brennan's Ward, Ethel, Ogle's me back to wakefulness. Wake up, she cries, Our Faculty is hot on your trail I Jumping into Franke's Hivver I dash off up the Pike. KetchamI yells Decormier, running up. So they all jump into Norton's Jordan and make off after me, waving their Gray Banner Well they catch up to me in Flemin 's Lill white Laundr and ' I , g Y' Y - beat me up considerable. Bosh! cries the Doctor, as he bends over my prostrate form, he isn't hurt. I By Sol Rotfort, author of Our Faculty, Ten Sure Ways of Passing I an Exam, A Mess Hall Ditty, Presence of Mind, etc., etc. I OVERHEARD AT THE COW BARN If a cannibal will eat his sister will a cow eat her fodder? I Nora Bayes has a sister on the stage.-Olive Bayes. She was chaste, but not pursued. ' If rye bread is 10c a loaf, is pumpernickle? asks Kootie. I Mr. Riel says: Wash the neck of the milk bottle, and also your own. -I I I I I QI II I I r I I I I I I EI I I .I 7 .Ig ga ZE?:. .I it ,Ig I II ,I I I I I I I I .I I I I Il She: Is Jack very bashful? Second Ditto: I should say he is. VV'hen he took me on the roller I I I I, . Q ' I coaster, he told me to hold tight or I would fall out.' II 'IH Il gf Bill loves to dance. doesn't he? VI judging by the way he holds that glrl, I should say that he danced I I to love. ' I I I I , . . . ' I Punv l.ove: 'lhe YOUNG' man who buys a stick ot chewing Gum and 11-..- s ... ss U I qwes it to has girl alter chewing the Ilaror out ot it.-Page Goldman. M it I . .c c .I .I I I E, I may ,IWI-s-.E-MsM,, WIIIV Ii ,,, -1,-l,,,,.,,,m,, 'f:.:....s.x','2.?.IQ.....M.gQ..g..g4mQ:gtL.l..T5..i.if'fQj,11f'j TQL'T,.QIWM-,fever -e-X Q if-M--M--A-sf--Q-fire el l p , .. . vs ,.,,,:-vff-,-'I -.3.:L:z:f:.:k i?k2E.i:Z1lIx M-, - . V - . .. - .f,LXb.1-... Il09l

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I Qi il' .I .11 TI' . I I I 1 I I I Y. .... 4- ---- --Y ---f-'-1-3:IT..TiiZ y , R T'-'ffm E A11-:6 1 I J . A I N N ,W I g J. AAAA 'A ' . A 1 9 2 -ft IK! Y 52 SQA. . A?g:'4',f--J.,-sf., My M.- ----'ff f- ' -f U xW,....V 34- nf- -L-' 'l' '- LTLJ.. ,Y .,,pLL ,.,-,a, Missa'--' 1,1 AJ 'I' II Q I It LII . . - - S IQ! Put this 111 your carburetor and vaporize 1t: gi! You cannotpaint the lily? ,fr Nor can you wet the seag If! Pray tell me of my Bonnie, ffi- But bring l1er not to mell' Author! Author! ,Q pi 2. 1 OVERHEARD IN THE EDIPORIAL ROOM Img Kootie: VVould you call a telephone girlls profession a- calling ' Manny: INell, she is connected with some of the best families in I!! town.' A ' , Q' Hy: So I hear. Poop: Ring off, Mopesf' M -I L I One day our famous Joke editor met Mr. Franke leading two cows H! down town. VVhere are you goingvwith these mules, George ? he inquired, I in his naive way. 1 ' M If IfVhy, Manny, I'm taking these kine to the bank to have their milk ' Celltlfledfy I 'I 'S' Harvey Bernard Grossman: 'fHow can you tell those Lindenhurst - gg twins apart ? 15 Solomon Sidney Rotfort: That's easy. One of them always blushes fi when she sees me.', V -- ' I Goldman: One can have lots of fun on a moonlight sail. Q is Gitnik: So can two. I I ' QAnd they say Louie is bashful.j : 1 I - I Evelyn: When Graham danced with me last night he kept letting I his hand slip down my back. fl Long Mary: I hope you rebuked himf, ' - I I Evelyn: I did: I told him to keep it upf, ,I I - - -to I. 'J PRESENCE OF MIND N Sam Weissross falls asleep in Chem Lab. Mr. Peters goes over to 1 wake him.. Sam opens one eye, takes in the situation at a glance. and mur- ' gg murs in his sleep: Pa Peters is my favorite teacher. it I I I I IKWIIY d1d your husband fall downstairs ?,' . Cf ' . , , ,X : , Oh, just to be contrary, I suppose! As he started down the stairs with 1. I an armful of pictures., I said be sure not to fall: and, of course. he went and I tumbled, head over heels. Men are positively exasperatingf' fx I . I ' , ! . - 'Lis a A rnoj