Farmingdale State College - Islander Yearbook (Farmingdale, NY)

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A FRESHIE'S NIGHTMARE ............. .... 'I I 1924 A . b 6 S56 ........ M ----.......wQ I, ,, SSA y f Li 1 I I Wright off the Riel I Dodge Peters' acid Test by taking a Knapp in I the Lee of the Mess Hall, within a Stone's throw of the Power House. Then Brennan's Ward, Ethel, Ogle's me back to wakefulness. Wake up, she cries, Our Faculty is hot on your trail I Jumping into Franke's Hivver I dash off up the Pike. KetchamI yells Decormier, running up. So they all jump into Norton's Jordan and make off after me, waving their Gray Banner Well they catch up to me in Flemin 's Lill white Laundr and ' I , g Y' Y - beat me up considerable. Bosh! cries the Doctor, as he bends over my prostrate form, he isn't hurt. I By Sol Rotfort, author of Our Faculty, Ten Sure Ways of Passing I an Exam, A Mess Hall Ditty, Presence of Mind, etc., etc. I OVERHEARD AT THE COW BARN If a cannibal will eat his sister will a cow eat her fodder? I Nora Bayes has a sister on the stage.-Olive Bayes. She was chaste, but not pursued. ' If rye bread is 10c a loaf, is pumpernickle? asks Kootie. I Mr. Riel says: Wash the neck of the milk bottle, and also your own. -I I I I I QI II I I r I I I I I I EI I I .I 7 .Ig ga ZE?:. .I it ,Ig I II ,I I I I I I I I .I I I I Il She: Is Jack very bashful? Second Ditto: I should say he is. VV'hen he took me on the roller I I I I, . Q ' I coaster, he told me to hold tight or I would fall out.' II 'IH Il gf Bill loves to dance. doesn't he? VI judging by the way he holds that glrl, I should say that he danced I I to love. ' I I I I , . . . ' I Punv l.ove: 'lhe YOUNG' man who buys a stick ot chewing Gum and 11-..- s ... ss U I qwes it to has girl alter chewing the Ilaror out ot it.-Page Goldman. M it I . .c c .I .I I I E, I may ,IWI-s-.E-MsM,, WIIIV Ii ,,, -1,-l,,,,.,,,m,, 'f:.:....s.x','2.?.IQ.....M.gQ..g..g4mQ:gtL.l..T5..i.if'fQj,11f'j TQL'T,.QIWM-,fever -e-X Q if-M--M--A-sf--Q-fire el l p , .. . vs ,.,,,:-vff-,-'I -.3.:L:z:f:.:k i?k2E.i:Z1lIx M-, - . V - . .. - .f,LXb.1-... Il09l