Fallsburg High School - Focus Yearbook (Fallsburg, NY)

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PHASE II Hearings reconvened . . . President Ehrlich chickened” out a dinner and $200.00 was mysteriously discovered in Secretary Treasurer Hinton’s hands . . . Watergate con- spirators Steffi, Ilene, and Beth were sent to Family Court, and were sentenced to a Chief of the F.B.I. J. Edgar Far- ber” lecture . . . The Necromancy committee was over- ruled by the incumbents, but we managed to float” over the Watergate . . . The Republican committee for the re- election of Ehrlich held a benefit cake sale at the Pines, which netted $150.00 . . . President Ehrlich retreated to the confines of Big Tupper to compete in the States . . . Is Senator Malamud ever going to finish his testimony by June?. . . Lord Of The Flies Steiglitz gave his own Sepa- rate Peace Plan for Our Brave New World . . . Repre- sentative Michaelson’s testimony was . . . ah . . . fre- quently . . . ah . . . interrupted by . . . ah . . . Hearings adjourned until September 1972 thaw . . . FREEZE car -ay. :::v. rna OfiMij •■■■■I |WTWMi • am VMM CMMI MfMWO.OO ■- • « • annui - •mvmin iiMiaon ttOXDAY. NOV. 27 »30 6AUI

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AS7WEU ATER05IE TURNS . . . PHASE I It all began when we invaded the Senior High, bugging the Senior Class for dates for our functions — which we never got . . . President Ingber denied having anything to do with any class meeting, while Spiro T. Neukrug called for more integrity in the government . . . Press Sec. Kan- trowitz denied Ingber’s involvement in top secret material such as our trip to Palisades . . . Sec. Treas. Smith absconded with the Palisades funds and flew to Camp David . . . Even with an unresponsive legislature, the Speaker of the House of G.O., Brizcl, was able to pass lib- eral legislation allowing representatives without tenure to hold office . . . Spies from Tri-Valley and Monticello, alias Millstein and Schwartz, invaded the school, were cap- tured and were sentenced to four years of hard labor at F.C.S. . . . Our Best Senator Harry was in charge of the investigation, and cross examined witnesses for the Vir- ginia Reel and Alice B. Toklas movies. Hearings adjourned, will be resumed September 1971 FREEZE 12

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FREEZE PHASE III President Arthur’s bid for an auction to stabilize the economy was aborted . . . It has been reported that Secretary Treasurer Shcinwald received $50.00 for the junk” the President pushed under the table . . . Believe it or not — Spiro T. Neukrug was elected Vice President for her third time — scandals and all. She attributes her success to censorship of the press . . . The debu- tantes and their escorts attended a fund raising dinner at the Tamarack, which resulted in a loss of $150.00 . . . Sena- tor Jay Baby Kasofsky said this whole affair just does not jive” . . . Senator S.O.B. Beytin became the first senator of the United States of F.C.S. to be convicted of selling secret formu- las to the enemy. He was sentenced to listening to eternal tape recordings of his arguments with Steffi ... It has been reported that Nancy and Duane have still been fraternizing in the halls of the capital, even after a restraining order was placed upon them by Sen. Dean McDermott. . . Rumors have it that Marc will be heading the Senate sub-committee on Band and the Idio- syncrasies of Joseph La Ruffa . . . Hearings adjourned until September 1973. . .