Fairview High School - Lance Yearbook (Boulder, CO)

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Cafeteria food: Stuff it! How about a lunch room tour? On a lunch tour, Iu- nior Iunky is among the many eaters to be seen. Of course, he is going to start with Cheetos, and then he attacks the nutritious Suzy Q's. He will eat packaged, fried, salty, and sugary foods. Well, if Iunior Iunky is making the sightseers sick, let us wander over to Henry Healthy. For lunch he is eat- ing a soyburger with a whole wheat bun and sesame seeds on top. Along with this, he is drinking fresh, dis- tilled water, and relishing for dessert a container of plain, lowfat yogurt. Now, we are going to watch Priscilla Perfect eating. She eats a little bit of this and a little bit of that. Another attraction for today is Sam Slob. Sam is a seefood eater, because when one watches him, one can see all of the food Sam is eating. He does not care how he eats, what he eats, or what he looks like when he eats, just as long as he gets to eat. Shall we make our trip more exciting now? Let's join Al Athlete. Al eats as though he is ready for a race, running a race, and winning the race. He eats so fast and so much at one time that it could make one's head spin. .. WZ MW- ' 50,1 f Mark Fowler devours his delicious looking burrito and birthday cake of the month. We are sorry, but our trip has ended. We have tried to show some of the kinds of eaters: sloppy, fast, picky, healthy, junky and slow. The fact still remains that we all have to eat. Il Kim Williams Margaret Williams Ann Wilson Mark Wilson Steve Wilson ludy Winquest Lance Winters Larry Wood Mike Wood Iolynn Wronski Iudy Yeakley Patti Yearn 9 'tffi ff Michael Young nfl, Carole Youngren Marylee Zurick g A Seniors 263 ., ., Pi.: Si 2?

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The annual syndrome How do I spell Relief? G-R-A-D-U-A-T-I-O-N! Idi- rectly quoted from the 600 level girls' bathroom. 11!10!81l. This feeling is a common one among all stu- dents of all ages, but it becomes an obsession among the seniors after approximately the first two weeks of their last year. Thoughts of graduation start to dominate their eating, sleeping, thinking, partying, studying, etc., and before anyone really knows what's happening, Senioritis sets in! For those of you who know the symptoms, the very sound of that word is enough to make your blood run cold and your heart skip a beat, but for the afflicted, the reality of it is more awful than any of our worst fears. In the first stage, those unsuspecting souls exhibit all the mannerisms of a demented ape! They throw food, objects, and each otherg they swing from lockers, at- tempt to fly from the balcony, and their uncontrollable giggling echoes down the halls. In stage two, the afflicted parties begin to have delu- sions of grandeur, they mutter about Lodges and Rocke- fellers under their breath, and put scrapes in the ceil- ings with their noses. When they enter the final stage, all hell breaks loose! They cannot be controlled: teachers resort to whips and chains, and everyone runs for cover. Any references to diplomas, credits, or the real thing, can bring on wild outburstsg seniors drool, slobber, and mumble incoher- ently. Once the big day finally rolls around, though, every- thing returns to normal, They actually speak to lesser human beings, and act intelligently, but every so often, when the moon is full . . . vs. yrcsxf - - Y , I . . 1 J. 45 f ' , MW, 111 A rare sight: Scott Deyo and Dan Nelson come back down to earth. 121 Dan Nelson goes Bull frog riding. l3l Scott Deyo, Iay Bundy, Mark Fowler, Fred Housewright, and Wes MacCachran . . . Playgirl, here we come! Seniors 265 1 f-,,-14.-.-,g,..3s,--p as -1---,J .. -.,.v..-...V,t. . 'V , Q I V g Q. -, We - ,Qs . -fa- -4 ef: '- I .f f -'?Y 31i'c?1 fiQ? Q? 5? 51753124 eivsji 'Elia i IS'