Fairview High School - Hi Lites Yearbook (Alta, IA)

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Jokes Merrxll Let s cut physxcs today Dale Can t I need the sleep M1ss Skeels I belleve you mlssed my class Monday Bonnxe R No I dldn t not xn the least Marvln L1la IS spozled 1sn t she'7 Myron Nah that s just the perfume she s wearmg Ne1l I ve got an unusual story Mxss Skeels What s the unusual thxng about lt Dxd a man bxte a dog Nell No a hydrant spnnkled one George W What s the matter w1th th1s match? Mary S Darned lf I know xt was all rxght a mmute ago T Kay Corny IS terrlble dumb Roger How s that? T Kay He found some mxlk bottles m the grass and sa1d he found a cow s nest JIITI There are two fl16S 1n my soup Walter So he fxnally caught up with her Mr Kxrkpatrlck How dxd you puncture that t1re'P Mxs I ran over a mllk bottle Mr Why dxdn t you see 1t'? Mrs No the kld had xt under hrs coat Darlene I don t like your boy frlend Loxs Why? Darlene He wh1stles dxrty songs Myron Do you enjoy dr1v1ng'P Merrlll It s not drxvmg I enjoy It s the people I run mto Mxss Skeels What s worse than bemg a bachelor? Kay Bemg a bachelor s son Patrolman Where s your dr1vers l1cense9 Bonme A How could l have a drxvers IICCDSCQ You people took xt away from me a month ago Arlen Larry Oscar Harry Oscar A funny thmg happened to my mother 1n Nebraska I thought you were born 1n Iowa I thmk I ll take my pet skunk to bed wxth me What about the smell? I-Ie wxll have to get used to xt I dxd Women are hke newspapers They tell everythmg They are always advertxsmg They always have the last word It s always easy to fmd one They know all the latest news We cannot fmd for love nor money a Joke that xs clean and also funny wNAl WORTH 450C0O5dllnndb1 lAl.ll0l1llflli lollallllll U I . I , . . : . . U . , . .. , . . , . . , . - . . , . , . . . , . . . ' .: . . . , , .. , . .1 , . , . . a ' ' . . . . . ' . , . a ' . ' U , ., .L

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11-51 1- 'A Atla Second Largest Town In Bunna Vlsta County W1th 1000 Populatlon ALTA COMMERCIAL CLUB 70 THRIVING BUSINESS FIRMS ALTA IOWA CLASS OF 1 9 0 1 HOPE YOU WILL REGARD ALTA AS YOLR HOM ETOWN YOU CAN BE ASSURED THAT A FRIENDLY WELCOME AWAITS YOU HERE WHENEVER YOU VISIT OUR ALTA MERCHAINTS WHATEVER YOUR PLANS MAY BE IN THE FUTURE, WE