Fairview High School - Chieftain Yearbook (Jennings, MO)

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All In a Day's Work at Fairview

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Track Due to the beckoning ot Uncle Sam our track team has been very hard hit by the loss ot several key men. Notwith- standing these losses Coach Crain has put together a fairly good track team considering that most of them lack experi- ence. The team is largely com- posed ot Freshmen and Sopho- mores. These boys should, in the next year or two, develop into fine track athletes. There are only four letter men return- ing from last year's team. Baseball The season for the lays looks good with Mr. Hohn being coach of the baseball team again this year. The team should be much better than it was last year because they have experience which it sorely lacked before. The team as a whole is largely composed of Sophomores and Seniors. There are six letter men returning. They are D. Pauls, R. Schulte, B. Becker, H. Smither, B. Postel and I. Rodebaugh. The only change in the schedule this year is the dropping of Nor- mandy and Wellston and the adding of Berkeley and Coun- try Day to the schedule. Front Row: Coach Crain, Whipple, Hartweck, Rodebaugh, Oclis, Fiebig, Bruton, Henke, E. Swaboda, Callas, Nelson. Back Row: McDaniel, Accetta, Hummell, Covin, Walters, Shy, Vinson, Mattingly Iay Doerr S Swaboda , , f - , Zimmerman, Mgr. I First Row: Drysdale, R. Pearce, Pauls, Rodebaugh, Postle, Smithers, Becker, Barnwell, Sperandeo, Rein, Mgr. Mr. Hohn, Coach. Back Row: Monroe, Aubuchon, D. Pearce, D. Russell, Reed, LiVigni, Moritz, B. Russell, Obst, Vincent, Dailey Page Twenty-Eight

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Humor Romeo: Somebody loves me, too. Iuliet: Who loves you? Romeo: Don't you know that beautiful girl who moved into the corner house last week? I sang a serenade under her window last night, and she threw me a beautiful red, red rose. Iuliet: ln a moment of mad love? Romeo: No, in a three-pound pot. Senior: lust think, some of those ruins are five thousand years old. Freshman: Say I'm not that dumb. Senior: Don't you believe they are five thousand years old? Freshman: How could they be? lt's only 1944. 1.1 Fritz: Washington sure must have had a great memory. Gene: Why do you think he had a qreat memory? Fritz: Well, they built a big monument to it. ,..i. Two soldiers who had been buddies before they were separated by the fortunes of war met again on Foreign shores. What ever became of Henry? inquired the first about a third pal. He was dishonorably discharged, said the second. I-low did it happen? He was loading a bunch of soldiers on a boat, marching them onto the dock. Four hundred of them went over the side and got drowned before he could say: Halt. You know how he stuttered. Page Thirty Teacher: That's a comet. Small Boy: A what? Teacher: A comet. You know what a comet is? Small Boy: No. Teacher: Don't you know what they call a star with a tail? Small Boy: Sure-Mickey Mouse. Teacher: Now, class, what do we mean by plural? Bill: By plural we mean it's the same thing, only more of it. Preacher: What is the opposite of sor- row? Farmer: Ioy. Preacher: The opposite of woe? Farmer: Giddap! Conductor: Do you want the porter to call you? Passenger: No, thanks. I awaken every morning at seven. Conductor: Then, would you mind call- ing the porter? Miss Marshall: If I tear a peice of paper into four pieces, what do I get? Postle: Eiqhths. Miss Marshall: And if I divide it into eight? Postle: Eights. Miss Marshall: And if I divide it into eight thousand parts? Postle: Confetti.