Fairport High School - Hourglass Yearbook (Fairport, NY)

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22 THE HOUR GLASS I 37. To Dave Hodgson We give Hank Van Norman's ability to handle Women. 38. We will and bequeath Mary Pierce's dancing feet to Kathleen Croetten so that she can soon become a chorus girl. 39. We will and bequeath Emily Morrison's gym trunks to Esther Ginnegaw. 40. We will and bequeath to Bob Briggs, Don Park's laugh so that he may give Rundel Clark more competition. 41. We will and bequeath Iola Daily's Washington etiquette to Rundel Clark. 42. We will and bequeath Ida Mildahn a harem of men so that she can finally choose the right one. 43. We will and bequeath Florence Johnsons pleasant giggle to Marie Note- bart to smother her own. 44. VVe will and bequeath a shorter name to Anna Marian Weir. 45. lfVe will and bequeath to Lucille Martin, Wendall Fairbank's sombre countenance. 46. We will and bequeath Herb Gazley's scholarly habits to Billy Miller. 47. We will and bequeath Harold Van Norman's wild parties to Catherine O'Leary so that she may be a big girl next year. 48. We will and bequeath to Marjory Clark, Fern Jacobs, Washington friend to enjoy in the future. 49. To Neil Burbank and Ralph Burrus we bequeath the abilities of Thee Apostal and Butch Stolt for arguing. 50. To Don Ostrander we give Duane Crichton's wonderful ambition to man- age the basketball team. 51. To Elmer Bills we give Harry Eldridge's English. We hope this will be a help to him in giving oral topics. 52. We give and bequeath to Harry Schumacher the front seat in the middle row so that Miss Smith may keep her eye on him. 53. To john Buss we give Stan Herrick's ability to play baseball to help him in making the team next year. 54. To Bill Bolton we give Parce Hannan's desire to ride in roller chairs. This might help him when he goes to Atlantic City. 55. We will Eva Cornish's ability in basketball to Kitty Monteith so that she may help win the cup next year. 56. We will and bequeath Myra Thompson's charming ability to Laurene Fuller so that she may at last capture her victim. 57. We give one-third of our unlimited supply of knowledge to Loretta Sul- livan so that she may be salutatorian next year. 58. VVe give and bequeath Charlotte Samps0n's salesman ability to Edward Surrey. 59. Vtfe will and bequeath Wilbur Foote's crap shooting ability to Esther Murphy so that she may enjoy her trip home from Washington. 60. We will and bequeath Clate Brewster's position as center on the basketball team to Edward Hickey. 61. We give and bequeath a happy and prosperous year to the Juniors and hope they may have great success in earning their money. 62. The above provisions of this our LAs'r WILL AND TESTAMENT were each

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THE HOUR GLASS 21 12. We will and bequeath Art Watson's football abilities to Dave Greene. He will surely be more valuable to the team. 13. We will Iola Daily's leisure hours to Shirley Bower so that she may get a little extra rest. 14. We will and bequeath Pearl Rush's personality to Helen Coon. 15. We will Duane Crichton's good times to Madeline Dryer. 16. VVe will and bequeath Carrie Buhlmann's baby voice to Irene De Cassa so that she can get a better stand in. 17. To Ray Moulten we give Herb Gazley's height. This will, we hope, give him more of a chance with the women. 18. To Jack Parks we give Ray Tolhurst's acting abilities so that the Senior play may have a real shiek. 19. We will and bequeath Theodore Apostal's mighty right arm to Harriet Dodd to strengthen her athletic prowess. 20. We will and bequeath Bernice Hornis pep to Charlotte Doebereiner to bring her out of the fog. 21. We will and bequeath The Annapolis' House Dick to Mildred Ewing to keep her in place at Washington. i 22. We will and bequeath Irene Rainbow's Palmyra friends to Doris Facer 23. We will and bequeath Katherine Gear's limbs to Catherine Ferris so that she may break her present jumping record. 24. We will and bequeath Eva Cornish's popularity to Betty Foote so that she can get her man. 25. We will and bequeath the seriousness of our minister, Bill Packard, to Helen Fritts so that she can begin training to be his future partner. 26. To George Salmon we will Clate Brewster's height, to be used in the basketball games. 27. VVe will and bequeath a collection of Senior jewelry to Evelyn Schu- macher. 28. We will and bequeath Mary Pierce's vampish ways to Mary Monihan so that she may have numerous dates next year. fVVhat say Mary???j 29. We will, give, and bequeath Wilbur Foote's innocence to Helen Van Norman to delute her sophistication. fShe needs it and how??j 30. We will and bequeath Alberta Young's basketball ability to Thelma Donk. - 31. We will and bequeath Duke Rogers' roller skates to Mary Murphy for various reasons. 32. We will and bequeath Mildred Wood's dresses to Marjory Hickey for we're sure they would be a perfect fit. 33. We will and beqeuath some of our superior knowledge to Maryette Talle man, Florence Lucas, Mary Sampson, and Doris Shearns, hoping it will be a great incentive toward higher scholarship. 34. We will and bequeath Eva Cornish's basketball suit to Esther Kesby so that she may shine through to honors next year. 35. We will and bequeath Florence Wood's marcel to Pearl Morrison. 36. We will and bequeath Harry F.ldridge's car to Loretta Lawler so that she won't need to gad the streets any more.

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THE HoUR GLASS 23 and all at our certain request and direction, drafted by Alberta Young and Gordon Williams, Attorneys-at-Law, Fairport High School Building, Fairport, New York. IN WITNESS WHEREOF, We have hereunto subscribed our name and set our seal on this twenty-second day of April, in the year of our Lord, one thousand nine hundred and twenty-nine. QSEALD Signed: SENIORS OF 1929. ATT ESTATION: We, whose names are hereto susbcribed, do CERTIFY THAT, on this twenty-second day of April in the year of our Lord, one thousand nine hundred and twenty-nine, in the village of Fairport, New York, the above testators, Seniors of 1929, subscribed the foregoing instrument in our presence and in the presence of each of us, and at the same time they declare the instru- ment to be their LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT, and we, at their request and in the presence of them and each other, have signed our names hereto as attesting wit- nesses and furthermore we certify that at the time of subscribing the instrument, the said testators were of extremely sound mind and memory. Signed: JULIUS CAESAR, Ist Witness. GARY COOPER, 2nd Witness HERBERT HOOVER, 3rd Witness The Trial The scene was a crowded court room in New York City, in the year of 1955. An expectant hush fell over the crowd as the judge entered. He was an old man, but his hair had not yet turned gray. He towered above his companions, and his handsome face lit with pleasure as he recognized some of his friends in the audi- ence. This good man was judge Hannan, L.L.D., an old graduate of Fairport High School. The judge sat down, and called for order. What is the first case? he asked the clerk, Herbert Gazley, in his deep voice. lt is the case of the people against William Packard, your Honor, replied the clerk. What is the charge P He is charged with assault, third degree, upon his wife, formerly Irene Rain- bow. Call the jury, directed judge Hannan. Twelve true and upright people started to pass before the prosecuting attor- ney, who was none other than Harold Van Norman. The first juror was Paul Gears, the big bath tub manufacturer. He passed into the jury box, then came Emily Morrison. What is her occupation ? asked the prosecuting attorney, of the clerk. She is the famous doctor who discovered the use of radium to cure broken arches. Her sister, Margaret, assisted her in this great'work, was the reply. Next came the Honorable Charles Miller, former Ambassador to Afganastan, while Raymond Tolhurst was President of the United States.