Fairmont Public School - Tiger Yearbook (Fairmont, NE)

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Our thirteenth and very lucky guest cf the evening Is John Lowe. ■! call him lucky because of the fact that he was the lucky gentleman to successfully marry Marilyn Monroe. This Is the lucky anniversary, but unfortunately Marilyn was unable to attend. John Is all-star football player for the New York Bats and Belfrys. Next our little Moonbeam, Darlpne Manlsby, who has Just returnod from the moon where she has a thriving business or curline; beards on neon m en. Darlene has been on the moon for five years and finds It very accommodatln, Our next guest of the evening Is Marilyn Moore .who Is a H;®tory Professor. A orofessor, as you know, Is one that rets what s left the football coach Is paid. Fortunately, however, she married the football coach, and has a nice yearly Income. She Is also the mother o. a six-man football team, aging from 6 months to 16 years. And now we'd like to Introduce Stanley Ba-ene Nichols and Lvsle T4];Ua-- V ettstead Shorn we knew as Bill and Stan, they 'have JonneJ a tnershlp. The-- create new hair styles for men, such as a oart down trie middle o. the hair and same plastered down on both sides. Cn the side, 3111 is a mode scout for Stan, who Is photographer for Esquire Marazlne. T.vn O'Brien Is our next guest of the evening. She has recently taken over the spaghetti plant In Omaha. Some day she hopes to gain control of the packing Industry and thus have her own meat balls Latest statistics show that business Is Increasing under her compotent hand. Our next ruest Is the girl with the giggle, Delores Quick. Delores Is now head nurse at .Valter Reed Hospital. She Is, In other words, a nurs of people's heads. Delores was married l- years ago and has .hree children. TRIPLETS. Everyone remembers that night that Beverle Slaughter made her debut on the Dayle Walton Television Show. Well, It so happened that a talent scout from Tommy Dorsey's band was listening in. The following week sue sifened the contract and has been singing with them ever since. And now we present that rich, ambitious, richer, more amhltlous, richest, most ambitious .Tares Snodgrass. Jim Is an oil trnri-on In Texas (we call u.m vp.-. qp the h1ovr we received when we found out he was psylnrj : o“t.o-Mlirn doll».. I .1. 1. .1.0 I—», .fortK. And what became of the two class sponsors? Well, t'-ey are here tonight. Miss Allen has oult teaching school and Is now a bookkeeper .n a sugar factory! Ft's a mighty sweet Job. Mr. ’.Vochner took up astronomy and reported that a galaxy of stars is speed!nr awav from the earth at a rate of 15 thousand miles ner second. And who can blame It? quoth Mr. Woe liner. The first woman president of the United States, Dotty vynircu-11. whose name we have kept secret till now, has this to say, -Vote for me in '77, and when you die, you'll ret to heaven. This conclules our program, for this evening. Tune In next year to sec how the 1956 class loaves It's mark on the world. BP tea Rex B. Elizabeth A. Jim G.