Fairmont Public School - Tiger Yearbook (Fairmont, NE)

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CLASS PROPHECY This is Channel 22 presenting This Is Your Future Life. Tonight's p;uest is the first woman President of the United States. We will not disclose the name at the present tine. All those who graduated from Fairmont High School twenty years ago, in that memorable class of 55. will be present on our program tonight. Our first guest this evening is the famous Liz Ackerman. She is a professional roller skater in the Roller Derby. During her career she has won 999 medals and is champion Double Eagle Skater in the Belgian Congo. Next is the guy with the crew cut'r, you all remember as John Anderson. John is now chief engineer of atomic research at Salt Plats in Nevada where he hopes someday to Droduee atomic alarm clocks for those people who find it’difficult toget up in the morning. It works on the principle of a big lever with a boxing glove at one end. The third guest of the evening is that ever going-steady Bernard Arbuck who, by the way, is still going steady with his High School sweetheart. Up to this time no wedding date has been set. Bernard is now the owner of a 3000 acre plantation down south, where he is making his h-th million on sunflower seeds, commonly known as Russian Peanuts. And now the handsome, suave, and dignified star of On the Dock. He recently replaced Varlon Brando and is «one other than Rex Pecker. Rex's next picture will be Not Finished, Just Begun in color by purole and white. Our fifth guest this evening is Varllyn Bohllng Churchill. Her twentieth wedding anniversary is approaching before long. After 10 years of marriage she went to college where she took up music and is now band instructor at Oregon State. Now for the girl with the smile who has replaced Liberace, all for the better, and none other than DeVonne Condon Schnieder. DeVonne and her twin daughters recently appeared at Carnegie Hall. This piano trio has toured the country in previous years, and is noted to be the top piano trio in existence. And now the girl you remember as Hotrod Dawson is our next ruest. Her name is now Varllyn Dawson Peters. She was employed as secretary in the Peters Pretzel Packing Plant until she married her boss. She is now the mother of 5 little pretzel-fed children. Our next guests are those two inseparable Galusha cousins—Del and jerry—who have formed a partnership of Galusha and jalusha sellinf£ galosha3. Unfortunately for the welfare of all unmarried women Galusha and Galusha are confirmed bachelors; they are devoting all their time to the sale of galoshas. And now we bring you that dark-haired, deep-voiced Jim Gish. Jim is now coach of the Kentucky basketball team which is rather strange because Jim has never been any farther south than MSouth of the Border, (t ie Nebraska border, that is.) Donna Hulse, our next guest of the evening, has come all the way from Fill Islands to' be with us this evening. She is private secretary to King Sam Song. With her wares she has purchased half interest in Punchy Plantation Pineaople Plant where she has successfully discovered a way to make gold from pineapple Juice. It has been estimated that the price of gold has dropped 99 ®nd If lOO Our next guest this evening is Richard Kness. Richard has just returned from Hernando's Hideaway where he has been hidin' away because he forgot to nay last year's income tax. When he is not hidinr away however, he Is a chemist in the BANG research laboratory in south Grafton. Grafton, as you know, was recently wiped off the map.

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Our thirteenth and very lucky guest cf the evening Is John Lowe. ■! call him lucky because of the fact that he was the lucky gentleman to successfully marry Marilyn Monroe. This Is the lucky anniversary, but unfortunately Marilyn was unable to attend. John Is all-star football player for the New York Bats and Belfrys. Next our little Moonbeam, Darlpne Manlsby, who has Just returnod from the moon where she has a thriving business or curline; beards on neon m en. Darlene has been on the moon for five years and finds It very accommodatln, Our next guest of the evening Is Marilyn Moore .who Is a H;®tory Professor. A orofessor, as you know, Is one that rets what s left the football coach Is paid. Fortunately, however, she married the football coach, and has a nice yearly Income. She Is also the mother o. a six-man football team, aging from 6 months to 16 years. And now we'd like to Introduce Stanley Ba-ene Nichols and Lvsle T4];Ua-- V ettstead Shorn we knew as Bill and Stan, they 'have JonneJ a tnershlp. The-- create new hair styles for men, such as a oart down trie middle o. the hair and same plastered down on both sides. Cn the side, 3111 is a mode scout for Stan, who Is photographer for Esquire Marazlne. T.vn O'Brien Is our next guest of the evening. She has recently taken over the spaghetti plant In Omaha. Some day she hopes to gain control of the packing Industry and thus have her own meat balls Latest statistics show that business Is Increasing under her compotent hand. Our next ruest Is the girl with the giggle, Delores Quick. Delores Is now head nurse at .Valter Reed Hospital. She Is, In other words, a nurs of people's heads. Delores was married l- years ago and has .hree children. TRIPLETS. Everyone remembers that night that Beverle Slaughter made her debut on the Dayle Walton Television Show. Well, It so happened that a talent scout from Tommy Dorsey's band was listening in. The following week sue sifened the contract and has been singing with them ever since. And now we present that rich, ambitious, richer, more amhltlous, richest, most ambitious .Tares Snodgrass. Jim Is an oil trnri-on In Texas (we call u.m vp.-. qp the h1ovr we received when we found out he was psylnrj : o“t.o-Mlirn doll».. I .1. 1. .1.0 I—», .fortK. And what became of the two class sponsors? Well, t'-ey are here tonight. Miss Allen has oult teaching school and Is now a bookkeeper .n a sugar factory! Ft's a mighty sweet Job. Mr. ’.Vochner took up astronomy and reported that a galaxy of stars is speed!nr awav from the earth at a rate of 15 thousand miles ner second. And who can blame It? quoth Mr. Woe liner. The first woman president of the United States, Dotty vynircu-11. whose name we have kept secret till now, has this to say, -Vote for me in '77, and when you die, you'll ret to heaven. This conclules our program, for this evening. Tune In next year to sec how the 1956 class loaves It's mark on the world. BP tea Rex B. Elizabeth A. Jim G.