Fairmont High School - Maple Leaves Yearbook (Fairmont, WV)

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SENIOR CLASS HISTORY DRAMATIS PERSONAE Class of 1915. Miss Doan. ) Miss Newman, ............................................. Miss Wolfe, ) Scene: Fairmont High School. Teachers ACT FIRST—SCENE I. High School. Corridor of Basement. First clay of school. One Freshie (Rushing up to another). Where is the office! I cannot find it any place. Other Freshie (to Miss Dean, near domestic science room). Is this the auditorium 1 Miss Dean. No, next floor. Be careful and don't get up in the “gym.” Scene II. In front of F. II. S., near boys entrance. Enter First, Second. Third and Fourth Freshies. First Fresh. Well, I certainly did get lost good and proper to-day. 1 was trying to find room eight and ended up in the “gym.” Second Fresh. I cannot get those A. B, C, and D sections all straightened out. I went to all my elass. s to-day and not one of them was a B class, the section I belong in! Third Fresh. Whv. I've been lost four times, but I was always found. There’s the first gong. Let s go in. (Exeunt) Scene III. F. II. S. hall, near girls’ entrance. Enter First, Second and Third Freshmen. First Fresh. You knew our class officers were elected, didn't you? “Lissie” is our President. Second Fresh Yes. 1 knew that: but are you going to our party to-night? Third Fresh. Yes, but O girls, be cjuiet. Here comes Mr. McBee and I’m just seared to death of him. (Exeunt hurriedly) ACT II.—SCENE I. Enter Entire Sophomore Class. F. II. S. Library. Pres, of Class. All in favor of Mr. E. F. Morgan as our sponser, signify by saying “Aye.” Class. “Aye.”

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SENIOR COMPANY “Well done, good and faithful Senior». COLORS—BLACK AND MAROON OFFICERS I RESIDENT ................................... JOHN REED VICE I RESIDENT.............................LINDSAY FRAME TREASURER .................................. VICTOR SHAW SECRETARY................................... MONA SIMON HISTORIAN................................ MARY GILHARDT

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SENIOR CLASS HISTORY—Continued Scene II. Domestic Art rooms, F. IT. S. Girls all talking and sewing. First Soph. I had a wonderful time last night at our poverty party, didn't you? Second Soph. I should sav I did. It was the best anti most original ever given here. Third Soph. Yes, indeed, and didn’t “Gus” look nine in his mountaineer suit? And the mock trial the boys had was awful funny. ACT III—Scene L A year later. In front of the bulletin board. Enter Juniors. First Junior. Did you go to our Ithaca concert last night.’ Second Junior. Yes. I was so angry afterward.—“Vic’’ just laughed and laughed about it. Third Junior. Why. I thought it was so good. First Junior. Just wait till you see the art exhibit. Absolutely ridiculous! There’s one picture there that’s so funny—just a smear of blue and black, called the “Broken Road.” Futurist art, you know. Scene II. Study Hall. First Junior. Oh the Glee Club concert was wonderful and the boys were all so good looking! Second Junior. Wasn’t that song about the potato bug funny? Scene III. Room 5. Maple Leaves Start' in Session. ACT III—Scene III. Room 5. Maple Leaves Staff Session. Enter Juniors. First Junioi Here’s a quotation that will just tit Nig.” And here’s one for “Fatty.” Second Junior. We just must make the end of the journey come at the end of the book. Third Junior. f course. Say, is that drawing for “ Nearing the Goal” done? Fourth Junior, laughing'. Here’s the funniest joke. I’m glad I’m a joke editor. Fifth Junior. Maple Leaves is going to press next week. What do you think of that?