Fairmont High School - Maple Leaves Yearbook (Fairmont, WV)

Text from Pages 1 - 132 of the 1914 volume:

f i ' HON. E. F. MORGAN. SPONSOR ► — TO — E. F. MORGAN Who has given our School anil our Class His devoted attention and enthusiastic support, His'’ Class gratefully dedicates this hook Cheer for old Fairmont. Fairmont must win! Fight to the finish. Never give in ! ) ou do your best, boys. We'll do the rest. Inns. Fight for oUl F. II. S. Hah! Hah! Rah! £ $ !■■ ■ irwrm y ■ ■ ■■ SIM LI shmop hvuxhhvo HHVAS SHAVM'I H’l.lVIV ‘IM sqi� L) I!) 'IV. US. IIV •qufj 8. iai.) .10jiiaS ua|iii| S «! ■ IaIH PTln !l!l mA Jap u|,uaA Mt|.m|iuair| •s. |in.Ml� Mai|iin|. sj putt s.� .� u«� |.� s |wi.i -os Aqdo80|iqj jo .unaptrov aqi J° Ajai.H s •ahviihaii ’ S'JMO HIIIH I1VV.) V 0 AY A Slim Cl XV SHIAHI.iOS SIXXHA TIVH MSVII MOVIIA TIVH AH MS VII SHIV VO OLIIVAIO AAH.UVH HHA HO SHHIIIVHIV HIVVSHS XHilo I VO?) HIIA DXIHVHX HIV IA AIIOIIS II OH OHAVHHO AHXH.IOI HIIA Ho AllVAS HIIA M .I'M noil.l XOIAVOKLMI MOV, I H'1.1.1A 4 IN MEMORIAM LAWRENCE JOBES Horn. 1897 HERMAN Horn. BY EHS 1897 Died, 1913 I lied. 1911 FRESHMAN CLASS, FAIRMONT HIGH SCHOOL Whose ittie koij 15 oo Is 0or itt c boy !h «i FRESHMAN CLASS HISTORY I'KKSIliKNT VICi: I'KKSIhICNT Tit KAHI'ItICIt SWRETAIIY ItKRXAltl� ARXKTT KI’SSKLL STUKM HAYMOXI� VIHi;IXIA FLEMING lii li akuoole A Prill y. 11)14 Maypole la � 'es. high skimole. ilw r ser -in rays|� oiisc to y« onte let re oiiv ilie lit id instantly wimhI wvi iliat w« arrived here tliee .'tteenth of sept and liegun to slio awl Viou j.epul how grate and entiligeiit wee wiir. Wee sure sliowd it. Wee awlmost wnn the Tract meat and the bas- cetbawl chapyutisehi|ies. Meenhuile wee wuz doin reel gild in on re klases. lota ouv weuns got vere [icrphek on oure reeporte kard .. Wmi deye tluv juniors envited us two a parte. Wee had a reele iiiaguifVisennte time, tlirve left usuns liter tiler I i terra re sorsierte proegramine nd then in re|«rreashun gived us ise- kreeui ami kookes. We are the hamdsonest htiuch ouv furst vere skolei-s that efver entered the� hi fdcuooule as yeoue awl no. hooping this iz purrfkh yeouere link we revemane satissfaktore a7. a histone forre Most rays|K ktedly yeouere 1st vere stooudents. SOPHOMORE CLASS. FAIRMONT MICH SCHOOL OFFICERS. president VICE PRESIDENT TREASURER secretary HISTORIAN IRENE BARNES HAROLD ROUSH i JAMES BURXES ORIN BELL NELLIE ROSIER MARY HAMILTON SOPHOMORE CLASS HISTORY In the fall of 1012 we entered the Fairmont High S-hool as verdant, awe-stricken “fresh ies,” but we were not long in timling out where our class rooms were, anil soon were used to l eing snuldied by tlie higher rlasses. When they saw. however, how good looking ami talented we were, they treated us with a little more respect, and it was not long until the seniors gave a party for us, and we all made quite a “hit.’’ Ai oiii lirst «‘lass meeting we elected the following officers to sene for two years: PRESIDENT VICK PRESIDENT SECRETARY TREASURER HISTORIAN IRENE RARNES t JAMES BURNS I HAROLD ROUSH NELLIE ROSIER OR IN BELL MARY HAMILTON Because of the | leasuivs of our first year we were g'ad to return in the fall of 1913 to take up our second year of work. The good feeling and united action of the class appeared when we unanimously chose as our class sponsor. Mr. .1. o. Watson, on March J5. 1914. and again when we gave an April Fool reception in his honor. I Miring the evening we lunl the pleasure of listening to a speech from our sponsor, which Mr. Rosier «lid was the longest s| eeeli a Watson was ever known to make. We were also given a sample of the musical talent of our « lass. Not only does our « lass show talent in music hut it has an important part in all the activities of the school. We had a basket hall team of considerable ability and also re| iescntalives on the school basket ball team as well as star players in base hall. Our girls are active in Y. W. C. A. work atul Camp Fire. When the « lasses were represented in a chapel program, our representative compared very favotably with the other people on the program. We feel that oup most important work conies next year and we are lo« king forward to the time when we shall have charge of the publication of “Maple leaves. We have been tohl that this is a “hard job,” but we will ; love that when we attempt anvthing. w« can finish it. M. C. II.. itl. ma ESSE Ql'AM VIDICK!. PRESIDENT JOHN REED VICE PRESIDENT __ CHESTER DAVIS VICE PRESIDENT LINDSAY FRAME TREASURER VICTOR SHAW SECRETARY MONA SIMON HISTORIAN MARY GILHARDT JUNIOR CLASS HISTORY Then arc four ages in the life of a flit'll School stolent. first flic freshman, second the sophomore, third the junior and fourth the aenior and the most ini|s rtant of these Jo our mind is the junior age. Wonderful success and great things accomplished are all IkiiiimI together to make up this wonderful age of the K. F. M. 1915 class. On Novemlier tith a concert company from the Ithaca C'onservalory of Music gave a program which, under the auspices of the junior class met with great approval. Febinary 20th and 27th we held an Art Exhibit, the pictures � f Joseph liOiiis Weyrich, an eminent Baltimore artist of the Futurist School of Art. It was well attended and by no means all the pictures were returned to Mr. Weyrih, a number lieing purchased by visitors. The literary societies of the junior English classes h� ld a joint meeting February 20th. The | rogram was as follows: PARTI. PARTII. Violin Solo Max Wilson Essay Selection Ruth Wildermnn Piano 1 Miet ( Anna Donhnin Holo Reading ( Phyllis alker PlivHis Walker Sel ction Mandolin iMiet f .Rual Swiger Jokes ( M r. ebber Selection George Smith .. Orchestra John Reed t Mvhestra John Reed ( .Edgar Barrett Orchestra After the program the juniors gave a party for the sponsor. Mr. E. F. Morgan, and the freshmen. Every one had a good time. The hardest thing we juniors have to do is to publish the school year book. “Maple leaves.” Each book must Ik better than the one preceding it so that as the years go by the preparation of the Issik is increasingly diffi- cult. In addition to these various activities I lie juniors have brought the W. V. C. Glee flub here and have given a successful junior play. M. E. G. “You can always tell a Senior For he’s sedately gowned; You can always tell a Sophomore. From the way he sports around You can always tell a Freshle, From his timid look and such; You can always tell a Junior. But you can’t tell him much.” MARGA RETT ARNETT •'Cheer up. don’t look sad - M f EDGAR BARRETT Pardon th« frankness of my mirth. GEORGE HOKUM • He ya will be boys. LAVINA BOWMAN A perfect woman, nobly planned.' EDITH BRADSHAW The lion is not so fierce as painted.” ETHEL BROWN My heart is true as steel. ROSE CONAWAY She looketh as though butter would not melt in her mouth.” CHESTER DAVIS. I am a man of consequence.' MALI S3 A OROWL. A compound of wisdom and fun. MADA CUNNINGHAM True as the needle to the pole. Or as the dial to the sun. 2D WARD DEVENY. ANNA DONHAM. Erin go Rragh.” She giggleth ever PHILIP ERWIN. Magnificent spectacle of human hap- pineas.” LINDSAY FRAME. He doeth nothing but talk of hia chickens.” EARLE FOX ELEANOR FOX. “For everything there is a reason” ‘The very pink of perfection.” t VERA FRANCKS ETHEL (I ANTZ. “Blue eyes are true eyes. But roguish are brown ones.” Oh for a forty parson power. MARY GILHART, O poetess soaring in the high reasons of her fancies, with her garland and singing robes about her. GAIL GRANT. Sweets to the sweet, farewell.” HUGH HAMILTON. “That old man eloquent. JOE HARTLEY. I know too much already.” EDITH HARTMAN. You are never lonesome with a Victor.” NAOMI HEFFNER. I'll be with you in the squeezing of a lemon.” GERTRUDE HCURING. 4 Study to be quiet. GRACE HILL. “She ean build castles in the air. WILLIAM HEY MAN. He does not live, but Uniters. VIRTUE HORNER. Virtue is like a rich stone best plain set ALMA HILL. ,4A fair haired daughter of the Gods. EDITH HUNSAKBR O. that I could warble through life. LENA HUX5AKKR. Out of too much learning become mad. PAUL ICE. Pair and softly goes far.” ADA KERN Why should life all labor be?” NELLIE McINTIRE. JOHN McKOWN. CONNIE UNGER An angel or. If not. an earthly para- .. gon. I speak In a monstrous little voice.” Who rises late must trot all day.” HELEN MANLEY. Go to grass!' RUPERT MAPHL. Let us have peace.” BASIL M. He doeth nothing but Ulk of his horse. FIX)YU MORROW. I never knew so young a body with so old a head. BOWER MURPHY. Socialism is sweeping America. CLIFFORD MYERS. It is not good that a man should be alone. BLAKE NEELY. I am not a Virginian, but an Amerl can.” 1 JOHN ORR. He hath a lean and hungry look. VELMA PHILLIPS. Library of historical research.' KATHLEEN PRICKETT. ' I .augh and grow fat. JOHN REED. None but himself could be his equal.” FLORENCE RICHARDSON. What If it rain daggers with points downward! CHARLES ROSS My appetite comes to me while eating.” ANNA SARSFIELD. And panting Time tolled after her In vain. VICTOR SHAW. I cannot check my girlish blush, My color comes and goes.” MONA SIMON. I am slow of study. «RACK SINK. I have other flah to fry. GKORGK SMITH. DONALD SNIDKK You must have been an awfully at- tractive baby! By and by la easily said. JOSEPHINE SNIDER. Answer me in one word. PAULINE SNIDKR. “Prim and preciae. DONZEL SPRINGER ‘Get thee behind me. FORREST SPRINGER. “There will no love be lost.” NAOMI STRAIGHT. I’ll not budge an inch.' EDITH 8TEVENS. ‘One that hath a mint of knowledge In her brain. CHARLES STRAIGHT. Now. over at Barrack ville.' LUCY SUMMERS. So gentle, yet ao brisk. OLIN THARP. “In works of labor or of skill. 1 would be busy loo. ONA THARP. She and comparisons are odious. PHYLLIS WALKER ‘Every inch a queen. “He MYRON WARDER, is the very pineapple of polite- ness.” RUTH WILDER!!AN. Without a care. “Without a sorrow. CHARLES WILSON. I have ever loved to repose myself. MAX WILSON. Love me. love my violin.” CORA WISE. A wise woman never fall .' HOY WISE. RUAL SWIGER He Ruals the World as a weight thrower. A morsel for a monarch.' OPEN SESAME I SENIOR CLASS HISTORY T«. refresh your memory of our former incidents ami fo lender a last just tributo of r nown to the many great and wonderful transactions of our Senior «Mass. I submit this short historical treatise. On the eleventh day of September in the year of our Lord, one thousand nine hundred and ten. there was a momentous event reconled in the annals of the F. II. S. 1 ! 1 4” had arrived! In their tottering footsteps a prodigy was early forseen and class organization was early formed. During onr infancy and youth there were many incidents in our short life which you no doubt would like to read, but spice and time forbids. Nothing was left undone for onr educat ion. physically, mentally, intellectually and morally. W e were most active and duly honored. In their junior year, these future seniors vanquished the would-In seniors who dared to taunt their weak- ness and displayed to th world their ••Kniblem.” Koine of their charms and virtues were set down in the Maple leaves with great detail and pain. They wen the royal hosts at numerous social events and gave on of the most successful plays ever presented in the history of the High School. Now if those old High School walls have ever been proud, what'’ are now its joys to si � ’ll gathered for class meetings. Seniors Indeed, already they feel tin responsibilities of the world upon their shoulders and with frowning brows and solemn mien they consider important issues. Hut what difficulties cannot be overcome with wisdom such as theirs? In class room, in athletics and in all High School activities they have learned to do and dare mid on that great day. the twelfth of June, their supremacy w ill Ik recognized liefore the world, as an honor to themselves and to their beloved father. Sam K. Nuzum. Distinguished classes have assembled and gone out of the Fairmont High School, but none such as this w ill be. Judging the future by the past this dauntless invincible class w ill go down through life winning laurels and palms of victory. HISTORIAN 11. HELEN ALFORI). Why should I blush to own I love? PAUL AMOS When he Is out of sight, quickly also Is he out of mind. JOHN AULTMAN. Honest labor wears a lovely face. CARL BAILEY He was ever precise in promise keeping. Slide, Bailey Slide. LAWRENCE BARRY. Exceedingly well mannered. BESSIE BERN'S. She sticks to common sense.” M A RGARKT BREN N BN. HARRY CARPENTER Inflamed with the study of learning. Gone but not forgotten. LOI IS CARSKADON. I hear old atlas burden on my shoul- ders. MARY CONAWAY. Truth te truth to the end of reckon- ing. GRACE GROWL. Sing away sorrow, cast away care. PAUL CROWL. Oh bed! bed. delicious bed. That heaven upon earth to the weary head. BADIE CROWD “My deed� are full of vim and go My brain is full of II. 2 O. NELLIE ECKLBS. The mildest manners and the great- est heart. ANNA FERRELL • I was myself an ardent conversation- alist in my youth. OLAN FEAR It Is always gcod whe na man has two Irons in the fire. PAUL FLEMING. To be great is to be misunderstood. PEARL FULTZ. I have learned nothing and forgot nothing. MARSHALL HAMILTON. RALPH HAMILTON. A quiet, gentle lad.” I uni u man of peace.' FRANCKS HAGGERTY Strong in reason makes strong in action. EVA HARTLEY. ,aMu8l(ian« are known by their hair.” HOWARD HAWKINS. Happy am I. from care I am free. Why aren't they all contented like me? ETHEL HEINTZLEMAN. The social smile, the sympathetic tear. grace heintzleman. “For love alone I live. ESTHER HENSEL. My love Is like a pink, pink rose. GEOROE HOUGH He hath eat me out of house and home.” ALTA HUFFMAN Why wasn't I large? ' r.RACIS JONES. Deeds, not words.” HKKSHEL KINCAID. • Alone without his French.” TO YE Al.CINDA VIRGINIA ANNE ELIZABETH BELLE HUPP. “If she won't, she won't and that's the end on't. ABEL KLAVV. Little dogs and all. they bark at me. JAMES JACK ' A very gentle beast and of good con- science. EDITH KLAW. Her part hutli not been «lewis, but words. ESTHER LAYMAN. Neat, but not gaudy.’ MARIE LLOYD. I know everything except myself. EARL LYNCH. Deep versed in books and shallow In himself. GERTRUDE MCELFRESH. I lead a life in which nothing hap pens. EMMA McKOWN. • Of altogether genial disposition. MARY .MANN. The mildest manner and the gentlest heart STASIK MATTIIKWS. If naebody care for me. I'll care for naebody. EVA MAY. Let Nature be your teacher. SHIRLEY MAYER3. Merit and mcdesty make good com- rade� .” MAUD MERRIPIELD. She hahbleth ever. MABEL MINOR. She would hide her talent under the bushel of modesty. MILDRED MYERS. The gadding vine ” HUNTER NEELY. “My own thought� are my compan- ions. GEORGIA NEPTUNE. Fewer words, more wisdom. RUTH P08TBN. She hath nameless virtues. ELMER RIDGELY. Young in limbs. In Judgment old. VENTOX RIGGS. ‘ A young man married. Is a young man marred?” STERLING RIGGS. PHYLLIS RITTER HELEN SANDER RE 'K 'Lovers are never tired of each other. When I ope my lips let no dog bark.' My cake is dough.' MARY SARSKIELD When found, make a note of it. JAYE SATTERFIELD. Of soul sincere, in action faithful, and in honor clear. MARIE SCOTT. Making a swan like end. Fading in music. LUCILE SHAIN. KYLE SHRIVER. She hath a tante for manly beauty. My books and heart must never part. WAYNK SHI7TTLESW0RTH. “The path of duty was the way to fclory.” HARRY SMOUSE. “I love to araue. HAZEL SPRING. I have simplicity of soul.' NAOMI SPRINGER. A sportive speech w|.h wlrdoxn In It. FRANK STANAGAN. When he would sing. His voice swift leaps from his control And wanders fhere it will.” LEDRUE 8TIFFLER. Plain us the nose on a man's face.” ROBERT TALBOTT. “Blessed Is he that export nothing for he shall not be disappointed.” BEATRICE TENNANT. Whose look was mild, whose speech was slow. ALICE THOMAS. 'She sauntered and gently studied. ROBERT TUTTLE A deal of skimble, skamble stuff. PEARL VANGILDER. I et the world slide. BEULAH WALKER. MARY WALLMAN. ”. our heart' desire be with you.' Man delight me alwa s.' WALTER WILLEY. He wears the rose of youth upon him.” WAYNE WILSON. How full of briars Is this working-dav world. ' JOHN WINDSOR A man he seems of cheerful yester- days and confident to-morrows I was Intended for a sreat man.' KOWENA V03T. •Our little Kiri. RUFUS YOST. What shall I do to be forever known? PERRY C. McBEE Horn in Upper Clinton, Moi ongalia county. West Virginia I'ni versi ty. A. H. 1SJM� . Principal of Terra Alta Public Sehools l.xilf� - 1 )0. Principal of Mannington schools Failniout High School. He served as first district superintendent of schools in the Stale of West Virginia ami one of the first in flic United States. He served two terms (1S‘MM898) on th County Hoard of Teachers Kxam- ineis for Monongalia county. Later lie served from l!Mij l‘� 04 in Marion county. l!KM-l!mr he was a nieiiiher of the Marion County School Hook Hoard. P A I L REED MORROW SCIENCE. (lorn Fel� . 24. iswi. Fairmont, W. Va. Was | iii il of the Fairmont Public Schools, Fairmont High School ami tin Fort Worth (Texas� Hit'll School. Graduated in I:m� 4 from tin Amarillo (Texas� lli|:h S« liool. and in 1!MM from Marshall Tollere. Huntington. W. Va. Graduated with A. It. degree from the W. V. U. in Student at sum mer sessions during the past font years at Wiscon- sin Fniversity. Michigan Fniversity. and t’ornell. Teacher of 'll enlist rv and Physics in Fairmont High School since P.HH� . Married in P.Mtlt to l . lino gene Tench of Lynchburg. Va. Three children. Maxwell, .lames and Alice. MARY LOUSE OLDHAM MODERN LANGUAGES. Horn in Marietta. Ohio. Wellesley Student. Teacher in Fairmont High School PHM’. IIM4. ISA M. NEEL LATIN AM� MODERN LANGUAGES. Horn in Pullman. Ritchie County. W. Va. Student in Columbia University. West Virginia University A. It. Teacher in Fairmont High School. CAROLENA BRAND ItOMESTIC SCIENCE. Horn in Clyde, New York Graduate of Clyde High School. Graduate of Mechanics Institute. Rochester. N. Y. Teacher in Fairmont High School 1IH3-1914. i: IMA JOAN ODERBOLZ EDITH MAKILLA DEAN Ml SIC. Kuril in Black River Full� , Wisconsin. Black Kiver Fulls Public Schools. Student in Ohcrliu College. Graduate of Thomas Nor null Training School (Detroit.) Teacher in Maiinington Public Schools. Teaclier in Fairnionl Public Schools. HOFSEIIOLD ARTS Brockport, New York. State Normal School. Mechanics Institute. Rochester. New York. Teacher in Bedford Reformatory. Teacher in Fairmont High School 1910-1914. HAZEL VIRGINIA FREY ASSISTANT IN DOMESTIC ART. Fairmont High School 1910. Teacher in Fairmont High School 1912-1914. M. MAE NEPTUNE ENGLISH. Horn and grew to live feet, nine and one half inches near Karnesville. Ohio. Education Elementary work at home and in Olivet! School: academic and some college work and Normal training at Ohio Northern Fniversitv. Ada. Ohio. Received A. B. degree from Ohio Wes leyan Fniversitv. Delaware. Ohio. 1902 and A. M. degree from same university. l!lll. Teaching record.—Village primary, country school and graded schools in Belmont county, Ohio. Taught four year classes and six different half year classes and kept study room in high school at Sin- clairville, N. Y. Taught l atin. German and English. Rhetoric and supervised all rhetorical work in the Normal College at Wayne. Nebraska. Taught va- rious subjects in the high schools at New ('timber- land. Grafton and Fairmont. Y. Ya. VIRGINIA JULIA VOCKRODT .MATHEMATICS. Pittsburg High School lOOfi Vassal College 1JI10 A. II. Teacher in Fairmont High School 1910-1914. DORA LEE NEWMAN HISTORY. Horn in Glendale, Went Virginia. Graduate of MoundsviJIe High School. Student in West irginia I’niveraitv. Teacher in Moundsvillc Public School� . Teacher in Cameron District High School. Teacher in Fairmont High School 1912-1914 LAI RA E. BRIGGS ART. Graduate of Ferris Institute. Itig Rapids. Mich. Graduate of Kalmazoo Normal. Art Institute. Chicago. Teacher in (aldington. Mich. Public Schools and Normal. Teacher in Lafayette. Louisiana Normal. Teacher in Vandalia Public Sc hools Teacher in Morgantown Public Schools. Drawing supervisor in Fairmont Public Schools. Teacher in Fairmont State Normal School MERLIN JOE KILIM RY SCIENCES AND ATHLETICS. Horn. Hornell. N. V. Horne!I Public School ami High School 1908. Lafayette H. S. 11)12. Teacher in Fairmont High School 1912-1914. VIOLA A. WOLFE ENGLISH. Horn in Wheeling, W. Vn. West Liberty Normal. West Virginia Fniversity. A. H. Teacher in Morgantown Public School. Teacher in Clarksburg High School 1911 1913 Teacher in Fairmont High School 1913 1914. BESSIE JANE HEED LI DHABI AX. Dorn in Ohio county, West Virginia. Ohio county Public School. ( hiyxville (Pa.) High School. Weal Virginia Cniveraity. A. D. Teacher in Fairmont High School 19131914. ENSEL J. HAWKINS MANUAL THAI NINO. Dorn in Fairmont, V. Va. Attended Fainuonl Public School� . Fairmont High School, 1912. Student Ohio State Fniversify, 191� . Teacher in F. H. S.. 1913. ELEANOR BOSWOKTH COWEN KXOLIMH AND ATHLETICS. Dorn in St. Paul. .Minn. 1890. St. Paul Public School� . Montclair, i X. ,1.) |� ul� lie schools. Walnut llilln High School (Cincinnati.) Harvard Summer School. Cincinnati Conservatory of Mimic. Cniversity of Cincinnati. Varnar College, A. D. 1912. Music under Madame Constance l xke Valisi and Kate Chittenden Teacher in Fairmont High School 1912 1914. ILHKLMIYV DOROTHEA COCK A E KXOLISH. MRS. HAROLD ROGERS II ISTOItY. Horn Tiffin. Ohio. Heidlehnrg A. H. 1011. Tear her in HeidHmrg Academy 1911-1913. Teaclmr in Faiiiiiont High School 19131914. Fairmont State Normal School. Teacher in Fairmont Public Schools 101 Teacher in Fairmont High School 1010 EVA FLING SCIKNCKS. Horn in Alfred. West Viiginia. rherry («rove School («lenvillc Normal .Marshall 'ollege . A. H. 1011 W. V. IT. Fniversity of Michigan. Teacher in Mannington High School. Teacher in Fairmont High School 19131914. THOMAS L. MOORE HARRIET E. STEELE MATH KM AT It'S. Coarse at F. S. N. S.. Clctiville Normal. Fnion Hnsiness College. Principal Fairview Public School, Principal Harnesville School. Fairmont High School 1913. HIOLOtiY AND KNOLISH. Fairmont State Normal School West Virginia Fniversity H. S. 1 1013. 1914. There lias ln en more interest and enthusiasm for athletics this year than any previous yrnr. The school ha� been ivj resellto l h tine teams, in every hraneli of athletics. which have l cen heartily , , ’ the students. I Hiring the first month of school all students interested in athletics were invited to attend a meeting of the ntliletie association. Tin following olTieers were eleeted: PRESIDENT .....................JOHN WINDSOR VICE PRESIDENT..............RALPH HAMILTON VICE PRESIDENT .............ROBERT TALBOTT SECRETARY .......................COYD YOST TREASURER ..................ENSEL HAWKINS i:n. lll) or HI III 'THUS: WAYNE WILSON JOHN REED PAUL DAWSON JAMES KNIGHT MISS COWEN MR. KILBURY MR McBEE. At the tirst meeting of the athletic association a campaign for new nieinhers was launched. The campaign was decidedly successful and the association greatly increased its memchrship. The annual dues of . � 0 cents a lncndH-r gave the I ward a snug sum of money to devote to maintenance of the teams. iMiriug the winter months Mr. Kilbury and Miss Cotti n organized hoys and girls' gym classes. These classes were well attended and a great amount of benefit was derived ftom them. YKAL'KliS OF THE F. II. S. BASEBALL RALPH HAMILTON COYD YOST PAUL AMOS CARL BAILEY KYLE S11 RIVER ELMER RllKJKI.Y TRACK. STERLING RIGGS LINDSAY ERA ME KYLE SHRIVER PAUL ICE HOWARD HAWKINS JOHN REED HARRY WATKINS RALPH HAMILTON CHARLES STRAIGHT PHILIP ERWIN DONZEL SPRINGER BASKET BALL. STERLING RIGGS JAMES KNIGHT JOHN REED JOHN WINDSOR HOWARD HAWKINS HOMER BARNES RI AL SWICiElt ALBERT HOKCHLEK 03476120 II. Ilawkins I� . Talbott S. Riggs H. Watkins STANIHNd or TEAMS. Fairmont H. S. . t points Morgantown II. S. 24 points Grafton II. S. 1� points Fhe Fairmont High School won tin semi-annual track meet which was held by the .Mouoiigahelu Valley 11 iff h School Athletic Association at the Fairmont Fair Grounds. Nov. I. 1!� 13. Many hi|eii schools were represented. The Fairmont team made a fine showing and a great amount of credit should go to roach Killniry. • THE RECOKD: Hm yd. dash • time. HI ho seconds; first. S. Itiggs; secoud. -I. Reed. 1 20 yd. dash: time, 2 � seconds; second. II. Hawkins. High .lump: height. 5 ft. 1 in: «rat. S. Higgs; third. I.. Frame. Itioad Jump: distance. Hi ft. :t in.; first. K. Shriver; second. L Frame. I'°lp ' ouli: height, 8 ft. II in.: first K. Shriver; second. I . Ice; third, t . Straight. Shot l� ut: distance. :li. ft. I in: first. .1. Reed, biseuss: distamv. 07 ft. t in.; second. .1. Heed. Mile Relay: time. I min. 11� sec.; first. Fairmont. JOHN WINDSOR Track Manager TRACK TEAM INTER-CLASS TRACK MLL'l HKNIOR TKAM II. HAWKINS K. HAMILTON K. RIJXJKLY O. FKAR. Ii. CARPENTER JCNIOR TKAM. I . Kit WIN P. ICE C. STRAIGHT R. SWIGER A. WKHKR I� . SPRINGER SOPHOMORE TKAM. II. PHILLIPS P. DAWSON J. HCRNS S. LEVIN H. HAMILTON R. MILLER FRESHMAN TKAM. H. RIDGKLY J KNIGHT K. STI RM K DIETRICH G. HILL B. WILSON O. McCRORY H. ARNETT R. RITCHIE Prior lo tIn� Monongaheia Valley 11 i li Sehool Athletic Association track meet. class track teams wen or- Rinixed. These learns wen otga nixed with the purpose o' training men for the high school team. A great amount f interest was displaced and the navi was very successfu. THE RECORD. llHi yd. dash; first II. Hawkins; second. I). Springer; third. II. Carpenter. --H yd. dash: first, II. Hawkins; second- I� . Springer; third. II. Carpenter. High .lump: liisl. I . Erwin and II. Hawkins tie; third. II. Phillips. 11 road -lump: first. P. Edwin: second. O. Fear; third. P. Ice. Half Mile: first: R. aHtnilton: seeond. II. Hamilton: third. II. Kidgley. Pole Vault: first, P. lee; second. C. Straight; third. R. Miller. Shot Put: first. E. Ridglev; seeond. R. Swiger; thirl. P. Dawson. Discus: first. K. Swiger: second. D. Springer; thirl. O. Fear. Relay: first. Seniors; seeond- Juniors; third. Sophomores. STAND I Mi OF THi: TRAMS. II'MORS POINTS SENIORS l� 7 POINTS SOPHOMORES 7 POINTS FRESHMEN 1 POINT SOPIIOMORK TRACK FRKSIIM N TRACK Banket Bail lias lieen very successful this year. With but three men from last year's squad. Coaehes Scott and Bapp developed a fine team. Biggs proved a most efficient renter and Jimmie Knight, the sensational Freshie. made a strong forward. Reed. Windsor and Barnes, last year’s men, put up their usual fast game. Horehler. Swiger and Hawkins made excellent substitutes. ABROAD. F. II. S.—21—Shinnston II. S.—20—Jan. 17 F. II. S. 55—(Irafton II. S.—42 Feb. 5. F. II. S.—;{] Kcyser II. S.—25—Feb. 6. F. II. s. 20 Hhepherdstown II. s. 1!� Feb. 7. F. II. S. -35—Martinsburg II. S. 36—Feb. 7. F. II. K.—26—Elkins II. S.—68.—Feb. 27. F. II. S.—17.—Flarksburg II. S.—27—March 13. F. II. S.—22— Wheeling II. S.—38—March 26. F. II. S.—32— Sistersville II. S.—25 —March 27. F. II. S.—IS—Parkersburg II. S.—29—March 28. TIIF RECORD. AT HOME. F. II. S. -22- Wheeling II. S.—36—Jan. 3. F. II. S.—4S—Morgantown II. S.—12—.Ian. 16. F. II. 8.—-38—Keyser II. 8.—24—Jan. 24. F. II. S.—37—F. II. S. Alumni—9—Jan. 31. F. II. S. 27—riarksburg ||. S.--21—Feb. 13. F. H. S.— 26—Sistersville II. S.—20—Feb. 21. F. II. 8.—22—Elkins II. 8.—38.—March 7. F. II. S.—22— F. S. X. 8.—29—March 11. F. II .S.—32—('larksburg II. S.—17—March 20. JOHN WINDSOR Basket Kill Captain JOHN REED lia� krt Hall Manager INTER-CLASS BASKET BALL LEAGUE I hirin'; flu winter months some tin« games were pla ed lietween the teams of the ehss league. This league furnished some good material for the high s« liliool team. The garni s were intensely interesting and elass spirit was disj layed ; i eveiv game rather noisily. TIIK RIX’ORD. Nov. 7- Seniors vs. .luiiiois. mu her. 1 Freshmen vs. Sophomores IS-it; Nov. lit—Freshmen vs. Sophomores 20-17 Dei-. 4 Juniors vs. Freshmen 52-17 Nov. IB .Illinois vs. So; homores 21 IT Dee. X—Juniors vs. Seniors 51-11� Nov. 17 Seir'ors vs. Freshmen 41-25 Dee. 11 Seniors vs. Sophomores 50-20 Nov. 20—Juniors vs. Freshinen 21-15 Dee. 15—Seniors vs. Juniors 28 21 Nov. 21 Seniors vs. Sophomores 402: . STA HI Nt 1 OF Til I: TK AMS. won lost Seniors 5 1 Juniors 4 0 Sophomore it 5 Freshinen 0 5 SENIOR TKAM. JUNIOR TRAM SOl'HOMORK TKAM. FRKSH.MAN TKAM H. Hawkins 1.. Frame A. Hon liler K. Wilson K. Lvneh O. Swisher II. Roush 11. Arnett S. Riggs J. Orr I . Dawson R. Hawkins .1. Windsor R. Swiger If. Ham lion. J. t'ohurn W. Wilson J. Reid II. Hamilton. J. Knight JAMES KNIGHT JOHN REED STERLING RIGGS RUAL SWIGER ALBERT HORCIILKK HOWARD HAWKINS HIGH SCHOOL BASKET BALL TEAM homer barnes SOPIIOMORK BASKKT BALI. JUNIOR BASKKT BALI. FRESHMAN BASKET BALL Ftider tin skillful coaching of Mr. Kilim nr tin Fair.lit High School Hase Kail I team is well started on the road to success. The team is composed largely of last year’s men. all of whom are fast players. •Iohn Aultnian. the new pitcher, demonstrated his ability in the box in the Mannington game. The score was F. H. S.—11: .M. II. S.—5. Aultnian striking out sixteen men. The large muniter of hits made bv Fairmont shows that Kidgelv. Y«tsi. Itailev. Shriver and Hamilton are again in good batting form. FAIRMONT HIGH SCHOOL HA SI AT HOME. F. H. S. vs. Grafton H. S. April 25. F. II. s. vs. Mannington II. S. May !i. F. II. S. vs. Clarksburg II. S. May If . F. II. S. vs. Morgantown II. S. May 23. F. II. S. vs. Shinnston II. S. May 27. On the annual trip the team will play teams from sue S. and Kenwood II. S. I HALL TKAM SCHKIM’LK. AHROAO. F. II. S. vs. Mannington II. S. April IS. F. II. S. vs. Morgantown II. S. May 2. F. II. S. vs. Mannington II. S. May 30. F. II. S. vs. Shinnston II. S. June 5. F. H. S. vs. Clarksburg II. S. (open.) F. 11. S. vs. Grafton II. S. (ojten.) h schools as Wheeling ||. S.. Cameron II. S.. Littleton H. M. J. klLBURY Hum Ball Coach RALPH HAMILTON Base Ball Manager BASE BALL TEAM This is the first ye nr lint tin Fairmont High School has been represented In a tennis team. The team will Is coni| used of a number of fast players, with Wayne Wilson as manager and Paul Fleming captain. Both of whom are strong players. I'M I. FI.KMIX;. Wander WAYNE U ILSO N. Ca plain Il Jl The Young NYomen's Christian Association of Fairmont High School had its origin in thin wise. In May 11)13 NY. C. A. From that day the girls have been chiefly responsible for its organization and the first year of its history. The Bible Stndv clang met regularly during the summer vacation and in ()c toiler of HH3 the Student Secretary for the Ohio and West Yirginiti Field mine to Fairmont, investigated conditions and organic d an indc|� cndcnf assoeia lion under an advisory eominittee of two local and three faculty meniliers. The high school girls are anuiial members and take all initiative. Some activities of the year have he u religious meeting . socials, voluntary Bible and Mission study classes. They sent two representatives to the Field 'oiivention at Hayton, Ohio. Two pleasant events «if tli ■ year have lieen a reception given tin II .S. V. W. C. A. of Fairmont State Normal Heliool and a Bean suppei given by the Boys Bible Study (’lass of the Y. M. C. A. The spirit of the Assoeiation is friendliness. Its pur pone is to dev lop Christian diameter. The new Asxorin lion has rcccivwl its chart r from tin National Board of Y. NY. C. A. and has voted its annual dues which go to the support of the work in our own field, to the National Board and to the World's Christian Student Federation. The members of th advisory committee are: a Bible Study class organised apart from school was turned over to Miss Neptune who proposed a High School Y. Mrs. NY. T. Hartman. Mrs. NY. S. Muyers. Misses Virginia Yockrudl. Klcanor Bosworih I’owen M. Mae Neptune. Chairman. CAB1NKT. Beatrice Hall. Pres. Beulah Walker. Yice Pies. lirare Jones. Secretary Klcanor havis. Treas. Irene Barnes, Social Service. Mary Conaway. Mission Study. Bessie Herns, Bible Study. Jave Satterfield. Religious Meetings. May Hawkins. News. Malissa Crowd. Social. When ve consider (hat the (’amp Fire Girls organization has only recently celebrated its third birthday, wo naturally think its history must be briof. Yot in that tinio. tin organization has Inm-oiiic intoniational. having camps in every state in the United States, in Canada, Holland. Sj nin. Burma. Japan and South America. Camp Fir is a movement for «iris similar to the Boy Scout organization for lioys. Its purpose is to | erpctu ate the ideals of the home under the new conditions of a social community. The machinery of the Camp Fire i developed for the purpose of bringing out lead rship and team work among girls. Its ceremonies are picturesque and lieautiful. A glamour of romance is thrown around the every day tasks of home ami school. It is full of sym holism so dear to the li art of girls in their teens. The hearth tin in its primitive form- the camp tire, is the central idea, ami all activities center mound this to glorify the home as we know it. and the larger home, the social com mutiily. Tin watchword is Woliclo, which means work, health and love. The Fairmont High Sehool girls organized the flint High School Camp in West Virginia, the Moiiniignhcln ('amp. The tirst circle was formed in Ortobei . 1013 and sane then eight other circles have organized, and are busily at work. Already well defined plans are on foot to have a |etnianeiil summer camp that Hi girls may live for awhile around a real camp fire. Th program Stunt Night. April 20th. was as follows: I. Selection High School Orel� stra VII. legend of the Moiionguliclu Elza nah II. Wohelo Xaclieninga III. Boniest ic Science III. The Cnmii Fire Law Kanxi Orchestra . Rhododendron IV. Snake Dance Snake Hunteis | (Ji-i zlv Item Saku itliiiiiw nk V. Work Son � Tiorus X. Maiiimv Moon i m i i o i n ■ 11� t 'horns VI. First Aid to the Injured NV-banawbaigs XI. Every Girl Wagenewa Injured Eye Broken Collar Bone XII. Selection Orchestra Broken Arm S| ruined Ankle XIII. Magic Wood Spirits STUDENT COI NCIL SOCIET OF MIILOSOI’HY. SOCIAL SCIENCES AM) I’SYCIIOTIIERAPEITICS P)t § ipta Sigma pit Tin Academy of Philosophy. Social Sciences an«l Psycholh ra|eutics was organized December 1!� . 19BI. The colors worn In llu noiorious memlters of the society are Nell Bose and King's Blue. I doubt not that if in years to come you s« e these colors in combination the will recall to you the ancient Academy of Philosophy, Social Sciences, and Psychotherapeutics. Over the door of the hall wlier the academy has been wont to assemble shines in Neil Rose and King's Bine the motto: Nihil aminiis ciivsu incitato a fronte milialms | assunin duobus quam primo pro teni|H� i ( more maiorem nos delectamus.' Meetings of this august assembly occur every two weeks and have given the memliers a good opportunity to display their knowledge of parliamentary law and the classics. Although some of th • programs seem rather advanc- ed for ordinary juniors we have succeeded in handling them with great ease . As one visitor kindly said, we are really fairly intelligent for boys and girls. At one meeting we conduct d a mock trial. The spectators said that i� was as real as if it were in a court room as though that would make any difference. We generally have from two to twenty visitors at each meeting so that shows our | mg rams are xceptional. We adjourn to meet again next year with Miss.Wolfe. titrraliBrtirr tirrriit ftrr durljlia itnb JlrtuBio fcrhulrrB iEitrraltsrhrr Herrin ftrr (Tnrhlig unit iFlrtasui §rlutlrrs On tin 'Jth day of January 1014 a section of the Junior Knglish class organized a literary society—Lindsay Frame wan railed to the chair. John Keed was elected President and Mada Cunningham Secretary. Oor President wax chosen every six weeks. .St our second meeting, January 1«. PJ14. we adopted our constitution and our motto: “Isch ge Bibbie and our name; Utera I ischer S’erein der Tnchlig und Fleissig Schulers.” ’e had our first program January It� , 1!� 14 and the Hon. t� . SV. Smith, a memlier of an older society ushered us through. Our Presidents were John Peed. John Orr and Kdgnr Barrett. Tin IHIntory hawdlers. As tin mum sigiiili« s. Is a verv lazv « lass. 1) And «|iiite a bit on sighs. D W e are not really lazy. 1 It's the time that we mite. At s:1'� in tin morning. L When no one’s very bright. y 4 1 guess our «-oust it lit ion. n A Permits our laziness. 1) Hecauae the oim s who wrote it. T Are exartly like the rest. L () 'i« Shaw, our former president. E Served out his lawful term. | And as the new election went. y Unal Swiger took a turn. l Y The Dilatorv 1 awdh rs. s A « lass most famed are we. To know trm laziness. Come Inn to us am) see. Tli Public Servin rivies Club was organized at the liegiuning of the year and at the tiist meeting the ques- tion � f providing for a public playground was the subject for discussion. Since that time the club has done much to stir up public sentiment in favor of the playground movement. An entirely original idea has been curried out in having congress two days each week. These congresses are carried on precisely in the same manner as the real congress (at Washington.) Different hills were In-ought up and discussed and the debates furnished nmeh interest in the • lass room. The members of the elui� represent different prominent m n in eongress and dismiss their views on the eurient questions of national interests. These proceedings have a practical value to all who take part and have been highly commended. GLEE CLl B GLEE CLUB TRIO I | on the opposite page is the fatuous «ilee «‘Iuli uflhe Fair- iiioiit High School. This remark a hi aggregation of stars is tinex rolled l� y anything else in the state. Among its representative memliers are the renowned 'aniso Heed. Victor Shaw. the great st sub-bass known •Monk Hamilton, the eonira tenor, and Wayne Wilson the silver toned singer of Sicily. Then there is Kva Hart- ley. the High Seliool Tetra .ini: Blake Neely, another Jenny Lind., also the Barnes Trio, a whole eliorus in itself. Nothing approaehes it on the eat III or in the w aters below the earth. One of their accomplishments a verv nleasing rendition of the operetta Sylvia which was given March 19 and 20. ORCHESTRA Hining the past year the High School Orchestra under the di- rection of tilenn Arnett lias developed into a very creditable enter- tainer. Mr. Am-ft is a violinist of unusual ability nud also an able leader. The other musicians who compose the orchestra are Hugh McMillan, irnmhon : Warren «'uiiuiugham. 1st cornet; Hubert Bow eii. 1st violin; Honzel Springer, clarinet: Max Wilson. 2nd violin and Misses Layman and Simon accompanists. The orchestra have played at all the sjiecinl occasions of the past year including program of junior literary societies. Sylvia. special cha|Hd exercises, and Stunt Night. All of these enter tainments have ! een far more effectiv because of the splendid plaving of the orchestra. TT GLENN ARNETT ORCHESTRA 8KPTK.MIIHK l i School o| en«: day in very exciting: good program rendered: Freshies straying around like lout sleep. Hi Half day session: program ronsisted of apeecheend music. Hi Holiday in order that pupils might attend Fair. •jo Half holiday. £1 Work liegius in earnest; all day ness ions begin. 2 - duniors have first class meeting. «•I 'Impel led by Miss Oldham ; Miss Sample tells about her trip around the world. 21—Freshies begin to feel more at ease. :U) Fresh ie gets lost in the hall. OC.TOHKK 3—Miss Neel conducts chapel; Miss Oldham tells the atory of llans d and Oretel. ft Marathon between Vietor Hugo. Willi ' Kichards and Philip the dumper, followed by a ducking contest in which lilt I Willie figures prominently. 10—Miss Vockrodt condui ts chapel; Mrs. Urhuiau r ads “The Vision of Sir Launfal. Four boys of the 1913 class sing. The program excellent and the floor vibrates with applause. II Some Freshmen hazed after nightfall. Ill- The Ilee «a I of Joseph. Joe Hartley, having perambulated from the library, decides to corr cl the av ior of students in Study Hall. Imt retire ignominioiisly when he perceives looming in the background the form of Miss I ‘i w n. IT Mr. Morrow conduct chapel for boy and Mis Ne| I line for girls: Mis Neptune talks about ‘face ;’ High School startled by hearing great veiling of Juniors in Mis Coweii's room. Fifty Junior pledge themselves to at tend Track Meet. Remit: Junior first. Seniors second. Sophomores third and Freshmen last. 20— (treat rejoicing among Junior . 21— More rejoicing among Junior . 22— Argument in Junior Fnglish class. 23— rreparation for debate in Junior Fnglish. 24— More preparation . Mis Stone |ienks to Y. V. C. A. girls. First period ends. Hop? crushed to earth may rise again. ' 25— Track meet called off on account of laid weather. Debaters in Junior Fnglish study psychology for debate. 28— Written lesson in Junior Fnglish. Mr. Morrow gets n new suit. 29— Chester Davis stars in argument as to which come first ‘action or fe-llng in Junior History. JO- Seniors entertain for Miss Henderson. Mr. Killmrv and Coyd Yost distinguish themselves by their heroic efforts to put out a fin . Paper wad battle in library. Casualitie : six boys report to principal. Junior girl locked in cloak room. . .1 Report canis for first | riod returned. “llope.risen to the skies falls hardHigh School masquerade at Y. M. . A. Hvery hody enjoys himself and visits Hades. NOVKMBKR 1—Track meet: Fairmont High cornea off victor: Basket Rail season l gins. High School students stay at home and doctor voices. Fxplosiou in Chemistry with the result that one girl is scared and screams. Miss Brand cut her finger on a tin can. I Miss Fling's Botany class takes a tramp going by way of Hill Crest; Malissa. Ona and Mabel start out on an unsuccessful pursuit of the Isitanisls. 5—Juniors busy preparing for entertainment. G--Junior entertainment a grand success. 7— Miss Fling conducts chap I program. 9— Mr. Prohst spoke to the Y. W. C. A. girls at the Lutheran Church. Small crowd. Bad weather. 10— Half day session on account of deep snow. Cars late and few students at school. Hand Parker fell off her chair in Study Hall. 11 Weather hi i II disagreeable; all students at school. 12—V. W. C. A. meeting. IBasket hall game l ctu« on juniors and sophomores. Juniors w in. Juniors practice song in Miss Cow- en s room. Miss Steele leads elia|iel for girls and Mr. Killmry for Imivs. Meeting of V. W. C. A. girls, Camp Fire rcremo- niaI in the evening. 17—Oeorge Smith gets so excited ahout-a discussion in English that he knocks his hooks olf his chair, is Meeting of “Maple leaves’ staff. 19—Basket hall game between Juniors and Freshmen. Juniors win. 21—Miss Newman leads eh� |sd and talks ahout her trip. 2 —Half day session: Thanksgiving vacation begin . hKCKMUKK I Boys practice basket hall at V. M. A. Basket hall game between Juniors and Seniors; Juniors win. 10 (ieorgia Neptune falls off her chair in library. Seniors have class meeting? ? ? ? ? 12 Chapel held bv Mr. Rosier. JANUARY J—Basket hall game tietween Wheeling High and Fairmont High. •I Christmas vacation ends and everyone hunts u his hooks. 11— Thirty minute periods; deep snows. (5—All day sessions; more snow. 7—More snow and colder. it -Student council elected; great excitement. Catastrophe in chemistry. Mr. Morrow calls Edward Deveny “Ed” lit—Y. W. C. A. girls have a social; cha|s l held by Mr. Kosi r. 11 Big snow and very cold. 12— Joke Editor falls down the stejis and is unable to write up the calender. lit Basket ball game lietween Fairmont High and Morgantown I’ollegiates. Fairmont wins. Meeting of the Society of Philosophy. Social Sciences, and Psychotherapeutic's. Talks by Mr. Heaven and Mr. Canter; Song by Miss Edna Jacobs. Piano solo by Miss Edith Frey. 22 -Senior Civics Club entertains Civics Club of Fairmont. Tin following advertisement appear 1 in today's paper. Wyandottes for Sole—At Show White Rwk Egg in s ason. Lindsay A. Frame. 3IS Main Street.” 22- All classes have « lass meetings ami rereive good adviee. (Janie betw en Kevser and Fairmont High. Fairmont win� . 2.V Seventy-three queatiom on Junior English board. HgCI2 (Mercuric bichloride) in great d mand. 26- Final exams for semester liegin. Mtieli wailing and gnashing of teeth. 27 Vietor Shaw I in literary society) “I move that Mr. Devenv’s constitution Is accepted.” 30 Mr. O. J. Woodley give a talk; Miss Nichols, of Morgantown, sings. Ul—Mr. Warder tin chapel I In my school all the pupils an letter looking than you they are all girls! Violent applause from the girls, including Ledru. FKBRI'ARY 2—Mr. Morrow remarks for the 1,932nd time. “Its exactly the opposite. 4___Y. W. (’. A. girls are entertained by Y. M. C. A. boys. The following notice appeared on the bulletin board in the library: The person who took a Boy's Life from the library please return it at on. to the librarian.” 0—Report cards given out. 9—Report cards returned Glad to get rid of them! 13- Seniors have a valentine party. 16— Gamp Fire girls serve lunch. 17— Cora Wise falls down the steps. 20- Big chapel program in honor of Washington's birthday. High school orchestra's first public appearance. 23— Holiday. 04—Big snow and very cold; few students at school. 25— Juniors are very busy. 26— Juniors have a party and entertain Presides. 27— Juniors have an art exhibit. 2S—Some more art exhibit. MARCH 4—Noble La .Milan asks Miss Cockayne for a consolation period. 9— Miss Brand tardy. Mr. Morrow comes as second gong sounds. Pupils very disappointed. 10— Glee Clubs practice for operetta. II—(liiiue with Normal. i:t—Half «lav session. Teacher go to Hound Table. 01111 with Clarksburg. It F. II. S. Campfire j� irls play F. S. X. S. Campfire girl . 17 Mr. Kilhury got hi nose broken. Kpidemic � f measles. Miss Cowon absent. is Mr. Mason from Horheater, X. V.. give talk in chapel: Miss Cowen slill absent: Fraetiee for Operetta. 1 SI—0|eretta a groat sucres . 2U Senior get a half holiday. (Janie with Clarksburg. 22 May Hawkins just escaped lieing in the library, having remained to talk t« Veil ton. 27—S. It. X. elnss conducts rhajiel. .‘Ml Mis Heed returns to school, having recovered from m asle . APRIL I All fools’ day. All student on the alert. 2 Miss Neptune and Beatrice Hall go to V. M. C. A. convention at Dayton. Ohio. Mis Reed conducts devotional exercises in chapel. j Sophomore have a party in honor of « lass sponsor J. (I. Watson. Tom Humphreys joins the class of 191«. wonder why? Katherine Troxell says she prefers Wheeling to Monongnh. tl -Sophomore boy qualify as « rub women in « rubbing oil J. . W. 10. 7 Carnegie Glee Club gives entertainment under auspices of senior class. S—Senior girls are exceedingly tired and sleepy. Wonder why? !• Juniors busy having picture taken. IU—One of the Junior most honorable members, George Smith, comes back attiivd in long trousers, lit—Fditl, Hartman goes to the dentist to have her nerve killed. 14— Miss Oldham leaves. Senior penants arrive. 15— Gamp Fire girls practice for Stunt Night in every available spot in the high school, lb Mada Cunningham answers present at roll call to Ralph Hamilton name. oil—Camp Fire Stunt Night. The stage in great demand in the aft rnoon. Vic Shaw hurries back from Pitts burgh to escort “Every girl” home after the play. 1,4 0 Hood (in physiology i. Mr. Kilbury. does the stomach Imve corners? I heard il had. Mr. Kilbury. You must have been eating a aquare meal. Charles McCray trejmrting in consultation) : And in 1752 Franklin invented lightning. In History. Miss Newman -tvery much excited) Class, you should hit the nail on the head every time you o|ien your mouth.” Mr. Killbury NYliat is cocaine mad from?” Sidney l evin Isn't it made from the smoke of coke?” Mr. Kilbury—(sarcastically)—“Yes and I think they use a little cane on it.” Nellie Hosier (in literary societyi.” Jackets this yeir will Is� worn short and skirts will Is- shorter. Mrs. McBee. Jeorge. what did the Hebrews contribute toward civilization?” tleorge McCrory tin an undertone I The Cnderselliug Store. Miss Dean. I don’t see why I can’t shoot pool. I can shoot a rvolvcr! Charles Wilson (called on for agriculture topic), I have not read anything on the topic, but I think I can make up a pretty good speech as I go along. Mr. McKee (after stepping on Kyle's foot)—-“Pleas? excuse me for walking on your foul.” Kyle Sliriv r—“That’s all right I walk on it myself. Miss Newman “What food did the Arabs have in olden days? ICIcanor Mayer� - “They raised horses didn’t they? Franee Ward--“Flea nor. what is a character sketch? 1C lea nor Fox A sketch of a character.” Marguerite Karnes, in mid winter. “Oh! let’s take a sleigh ride into the country and have a corn roast.” Miss (’oekayne (asking about the deviation of an unfamiliar word). “Harold, do you study Latin? ’ Harold Itousli, “Sometimes.” Miss Oldham “Paul how do you say 1 behave myself?’ Paul Fleming—“I have not learned that. Miss Coweii: “Was Kellie lit asleep when Arthur fo iltd her? John Orr: “I don’t know that she was asleep, hut she was crying. Sophomore. “(Jo to the I� -I. Freshie—“I’ll Ik with you in a minute.” Miss Neel, “Paul give the synopsis. 1st person singular, active voice of the v rb liltero.” Paul, “Lfbero. is the present. and liheran is the ini| erfcet Miss Neel thastily). “Ves it is very imperfect indeed. (Jnldie Hartley wli n asked by Miss Steele to distinguish Ik tween the human and the animal families replied, brute is an imperfect lH ast. man is a jierfect lM ast. Miss Newman (In History class), tleorge aren't yon | art Irish? (J urge Smith. “Well I think my grandmother was an Irishman. Mr. McKee. Fools can ask questions that wise men cannot answer. Junior: Yes. a great many of us Hunk our examin 11 ions. Mr. Morrow, “What country uses the metric system altogether? ICditli S.. “ICngland. Kmh W.. Why. no. Great Rritain. Miss Neel iafter an explosion in chemistry) I i«l someone full? Miss Fling—“Name an insti l dial is often found in houses? ’ Florence Lemasters—“M ice. Sunday School Teacher— Paul, what Is a parable? ’ Paul Amos—“Aren't they the ten commandments?” Miss Newman in Balcony. “Now boys ami girls. suppose we keep perfectly still and listen to tin noise the rest are making. ' Miss Neel— How many wars did Paeanr tight? Frnces Kneisely. Five. Miss Neel “ICimmerate them. Frances. One. two. three, four, five. Miss Cockayne, reading from an Knglish paper. Well it is either d or darn. Mildred Myers— I simply kill tine with my voice. Coyd Yost You certainly have an excellent wea|sm. Tltorii Kobinson, («luring a written test! Miss Cowen, is file answer to that question in «iip book?” Miss ('owcii, Why I suppose so! I’ll look and see.” Thorn. • (), I’ll look it up for you!” 1)11) YOl EVER HEAR ' Mary t'ox (in agriculture) “My Cousin Will has one.” Marv runaway: “Don't you know?” 101 ran or Mayers snv: “I couldn’t help it. Mr. Mot row say: It's exactly the opposiic.” Miss Keed say: I want yon to be quiet. Margaret Arnett say: “I’ll be switched. Sadie (’rowI say: “I’ll he there.” Kdna Warder say: “Dh. there go s CJeoige.” Miss Fling say: Perhaps you are correct.” May Hawkins say: “Have you seen Vcuton? Kditli IlunfHiker say: I nearly went up in smoke.” fora Wise say: “Oh! yes I know that hut I just forgot. Miss t’owen say: “Air: Let's have some air! Malissn (Yowl say: “Bah Jove'” Walter Will y say: “Hot any smoking tobacco?” Pauline Jamison say: “He's the dearest thing.” Italph Hamilton say: “Oh Baby! Kdith Ice say: “ «ee whiz! (ieorge Smith’s shoes squeak. DON’T Chew gum—it’s not refined. Deposit it on the chairs. It gives teach rs an excuse to slick, heave your notes around—some one may read them. Fall down the stairs—it makes too much noise. Loaf in the hall—your teachers never did. iio to the movies just after you've b en to sick t« attend cIsses. ou may meet some of your teachers. Fail to laugh at your teachers’ jokes—they may have a point. � Prepare your lessons—you mi lit shock your teachers into nervous prostration. Throw pa|� er on the Moor—it hurts the janitor's feelings. Tease the Freshies—they might cry. Talk when Mr. Hosier is giving a lecture on—1‘‘Swat the Mies. Spoon in the halls, its against the rules. Autnilh r. “She's some girl. I'd like to call on her. Where does she live? Kramer, “First ward. Aumiller, “That's alright, I can run fast. ' Miss Oowen was greatly shocked one evening when on answering the phone she heard Lindsay Frame say, (thinking he was talking to Ituhy Hess), “Well, what have you got on for tonight. Miss Oldham: “Where is Amsterdam? Bessie Herns: In Holland.’' Frank Stanhagen: “So is Rotterdam. Miss Oldham: “Yes. all the •dam' places are in Holland. Miss New man tin Histon classi What nationality was Anne of Holey n?” Mary Fox. She was a Frenchman. Teacher. “Ruby, what is the equator? Ruby, It’s the waist line of the earth.” Fanstinia in Hygiene: “Diphtheria was not discovered until ISS4. If the High School would install a howling alley would Miss Oderboltz? Miss Cowon—'“Edith, is Blanche ill?” Edith Fckles “No, she’s sick. Miss Fling (in Botany class) “Do any of you have anything to do with tin green house? I wasn't sure, but some of you looked as if you did. •c Joseph Sarsrtold (telling an animal story in consultation: “And it was the she and he was the he. The following notice ap| ared one morning on the bulletin board: Lout—Shelter and clothing. Finder plenae return to Jessie Vandervort. Vera Francis in Drugstore: -Have you any Beauty Spots? Drug Man: “No main, nor blemishes either. ticorge Hough translating in Herman. “Suddenly lie remained wli re he stood. Mr. Kilbury, in Hygiene, “(Hen, after getting a good location and building a house, what would you do next ? (Hen Arnett. I’d get a wife.” Miss Oldham (correcting sentences) Oeorge, do you ex| eet in after Jife to have some one tag after you and put in the letters and words you have left out?” icorgc Smith. Ycs’m I expect to have a secretary.” Kathleen Brickett: Miss Fling, if potato's have eyes, what do you call those marks over them? Miss Fling. “Why, Kathleen, eyebrows, of course. Harry Smouse, NVIiat are those |� eopl Hocking over to Shaw’s for?” Uvde Baker, “They’ve got a curiosity down there. Ilarrx. That so! what kind of curiosity is it?” . Clyde, Why the other night their old Jersey cow had the colic and ic went out with the lantern to give her some medicine, and blamed if he didn’t give her a pint of gasoline.” Harrv. “Do tell: didn’t kill her did it?” , ... ... . Clvde. No. Imt by heck, it had a funny effect. Now instead of going moo, moo,— like any sensible cow. she goes •honk, honk’.” Miss Cowen, in Hygiene: Eleanor, why do you wash. Eleanor: Because my mother makes me.” Freshie. “Once a man shot a bullet clean through m.y father’s hat. Marguerite Barnes, very interested, “Did it hurt him?” Good Advice from Juniors John Kml: “Waken up! Put mune lif« into things.” (Imjje Smith: Write si tlrain- insir to suit me. Vietor Slinw: He si sport. Floyd Mortow: Don't work sill night ill the Art Department -it don’t pay.” Edith Hartman: Don't worry when Miss Oldham knocks the fashions.” Vera Franees, Hang sorrow! i’are killed a eat.” 11 Must 1h Wight. Teacher— Is this right. I seen ?” Freshman ”1 have heard Sen- iors say that.” Exerptsfrom Junior English •This was the period in which the believers in Mohamniedisinish were taking place.” Itowensi. indifferently. though in agony.” One word from Isaac recalled hei scattered feeling .” Sh.vlock cried out for his mon- ey sind his duughter when Jessica elo| ed with his money.” The wedding of I van hoc and Kowena was a very nuptial event.” And then Lynett • ceased to fly.” Keliecca prepsired to jump into the ulieess.” Once the King ssived Lance- lot’s life twice. -On his way hack from the holy land King Richard was shipwrecked and had to come on foot.” He must have had some more walk! Kyle Shriver. Miss Wolfe, I am ready to report on Franklin’s autobiography, hut I can’t find out who the author is.” Miss Newman - Who were the tirst jn oplc to revolt against authority?” t usage s. —Adam and Eve.” Miss t'isknyne Paul, what is the construction of swing in the sent-lice. There is a porch with a swing on it?” Paul Yost isleepily I, Wood.” Sidney I vin : Mr. Kilbiiry why do we have to write out those different experiments? I do not see that it docs us hit of good. It just confuses my brain. Mr. Kilbiiry- —'Veil. Sidn y you must consider whatsort of brain you have.” Mr. Monow: Went Virginia lias a pure fowl law but nobody knows whore it in. Miss Oldham—“Mac-lien sie die Bucher .or!” and Paul wondered win they all latighted when he started to oIoho the door. Paul Fleming in Herman. (translating� . “The cannon renoiimled everywhere. then was a red glare in the sky, and the hums, screeching with fm v as they tl w on their journey of destruc tion. Hew and busted. Miss Oldham requested eaeli mender of .......... her Herman classes to give a O rman | ocm the next morning. The following was rendered by Floyd Morrow: •|)er Par ging ulier die Oipfel. Iter Barging nber dieOipfel. I ter Bar ging uber die Oipfel. I 'm die under? Seitc xu when.” Miss ('owe11 t to F.nglish c lassi. ‘Von may use whic h ver yon prefer in keeping up your note books, jh-ii or ink.” Miss Fling f in Botany class -How do you tell the difference between poisonous and edible mushrooms?” Oeorge Boehm—“Fat ’em.” Miss Fling c to Charles Wilson who is one second late for 7 :Jn a. in. classi. Hood afternoon t’liarles. Mary B. c shocked). “Th y cut off cow’s horns without even pulling them to sleep. Miss Oldham, Heorgc Hough where does tin lesson begin? Ir-orgo. “It begins at my foot. (He meant “Mein Fuss. ) Miss Newman “What was the national hymn of the French Bevcdution?” ieorge Smith. “The Marcelle Waves. Dorothy Wilderman. “The little gill was four year tall and three feet old. Kleanor Mayers i In agriculture). “Miss Fling, do e -gs ever hatch twin chickens? Miss Newman s|s aking of the religion of the� Irish. “What were the people of Ireland? Catherine Cox. awakrnlng from a deep sleep, Irish. Miss Neel (after a careful discourse on Creek temples� Now. Kdgnr. how many pillars were there?” Kdgar Barrett, “Two pillows and a tick. Bxerpt from composition by Hairy Watkins. The rain U et upon the house's, th streets were filled with run- ning water, also the small streams were gieatly enlarged.” Mr. Kilhurv. “John. what is a skeleton? .loliu Deed. A skeleton is a skeleton with his outsides off and his insid s out. •lessic Vandervorl. “Clothing should Ik light and heavy. To me «he is beautiful ailtliou li hers is no physical beauty, but the liner qualities of a per feet wom- an. Iler fare is pale with y high forehead which (I notes intelli- settee. Itrown eyes are both deep and rich in expression, and her nose is of that Irish type which is inclined to turn up. On her thin lips one generally tinds a smile, especially wlrn Inns are near. She is very fond of boys, that is until they get big. Her hair is ul most the slide of a brown silk waist she sometimes wears. Her bearing is dignified and queenly, and she walks with a quick ener- g tie step. 1916. ;i ESS W HO? This | crson has soft dark brown hair, which she wears in a very liecoming style. Her eyes are dark brown and sometimes she wears glasses. Th nose is straight, the month is large and from her lips words an continual ly issuing. This teacher loves to take long tramps, and is very uincli interested in birds and tiow- eis. When she leads chapel sli • tells maiiv interesting stories. The last time she (old an Indian legend. She is also interested in Camp Fire and is the guardian of ore of the most enthusiast ie camp- fire i in les in school. 1916. lie is about forty years of age. I suppose. He is irmly six feet tall, and of medium weight. His face is hard and stern and bis large piercing eyes make him seem stern. Vet there is something sad about him. He sel- dom smiles. Imt wlrn he does it is a pleasure to everyone. He walks with a shambling gait, and one notices be is somewhat stooped, not with age. but with can . 1916. There is a person we all know whose head is tlat on Hie back. His hair is light and stands straight up. His eyes are Idu and sometimes we discern a light marking on his upper lip which looks as if it was going to develop into a mustache, but. alas, never does. He is about six feet tall, and takes long strides wkvu be walks. He lias a numlier of accomplishments, a good voice, humorous disposi- tion. and a good thinking cap. hhk. He is a medium si .ed man, neither corpulent or thin. His face is smooth, long and broad. His forehead is high, nose straight.and his lips full. His hair is black, parted on the side, and brushed back. He has larg- ears, and a short neck. When lie talks his white teeth show and he generally bats his eyes. 1916. This lady is tall and large with a lank and spare frame, hark brown eyes gleam kindly from behind a pair of glasses. Her mouth is smiling and can I� made to work very fast. On school morning she is nsualh seen oh tin Fourth street bridge on her wav to breakfast, while other jieople arc on their wav to school. Kv rv Thursday morning she spends the first |H riod wait- in� for Pauline to appear. She is veiy lunch interested in her third vcur tiennan class, the V. W. C. . and ramp Fire. 1915. •lohn Heed. (tee, you have a new automobile!” l.indsa Frame (as he slowed down near the side walk) • Yes and it’s a dandy! •John. That’s good!” I.indsay. The engine works like a clock.” diditi, Better still!” I.indsay. And sir � oes like the wind! ■lohn. tier win .! Wish I could run one!” Lindsay, I to you really like to ride?” •lohn, Am I fond of riding?' Well I guess!” Lindsay, Here's a street car transfer I just found. I won't need it and you can ride home on it.” Poor bald headed king, i In a freshman history class� . When the king died he had no hairs.” (heirs.� SOME THINGS THAT MIGHT HAVE HAPPENED Mr. Kilbnry (dreamily� .- Just study astronomy. It’ll make a hit with you. and it'll also broaden your mind.” Kva Hartley.- If it would hit you. it wouldn't broaden your mind. It might broaden your eye, and you'd gee stars. Miss Wolfe Tell me some- thing about Pope’s Homer.” Coyd Yost.— I think he made it when the bas s were full.” (5eo. Smith. The Constitution must Ik written in black and white.” Beany.”- That type-writer in the office is a ‘first class’ blue rib- Ism one .” Miss Cowen. What is Sliakcs- jiere's chief hobby?” Ldith Hart man. You sav •is'? Miss Cowen. Yes, is.” F.ditli. Why. at pr: sent his hobby is to look at the way in which his dramas are lioing appre- ciated here on earth. We don’t know whether he looks down or up.” Iiasoleiie (ins.— hid you have any help with your part in Kyi via ?’ • Nig Becd. Yes. I had three coach sin Miss Xeel. but I didn’t have any Pullmans. I had a Diner with M iss I derho| .. f ixK 111 jin (in Ilium Fconomics).- ‘ Kii|� pose you Imil n baby. and fnl liim Mellin’s PoikI. and h «till persist- t‘i| in lisiviiiff rolir. what would you do? ' Mildred IIvi'im.—••IM say. 101110 to 1110 my Mellin’s cholic baby'. If (Han Feared tin high rout of eggs. how much would Father’ Hen-sell for? Mr. Kilbury.—“In what direction do the Westerly winds blow? Aren’t they passing ov r this sertion now? Fauiine Jamison 1 Mildred Myers entering room� .—“Yes a, isn’t the window, or sky -light, or something o|.en ? Kvn Hartley.—“KomelsMly said that a N’igger wouldn't steal. Kut I caught one. ’Way down, ’way down, way down yonder on the 1 Sylvia� stage. Miss Newman. “How long has fanning he n done oil a large si-ale?’’ ••Slim’’.- “ICver since the invention of the steam hammer. Miss Newman. Walter?” Shaiky.”— Kver since it got too heavy for the small scale. Kleanor Mayers «condescendingly after reciting! “Now. Miss Cowen. is there anything mor: you would like me to tell you? Marie. “Wlieie have you been. Marguerite? Marguerite. (Hi. I have lieen taking my execution (elocution 1 1 ssot . Mary (Hlliart was entertaining a young man in the jailor. There entered small sister with some false hair who said. Mary, is this yours or Mamma's? Miss Newman to Cliailes Wilson.—-“Charles are yon chewing gum? Charles,—“No. I only luiv it in my mouth. Hugh Hamilton, to Miss Fling. Is tin Cardinal a blackbird?’ Height Student in History. “It a nun the same as a monkess? Miss Fling. George, would you weigh the same on a high hill as on the ground? George Hoehm. Not if 1 got light headed! TIIKSK SONGS i . L ) INGIA INDICATED “Dixie F. II. S. (Sirls ••tiood live Bovs Mav Hawkins tfQSt W Iwo “Oil the Old Front Porch Lucile Shain. “He had to get out and get under Max Wilson Don't Blame it All on Brondwav .Iin 11 art lev. • Happv Farmer” Mr. Me Bee. Bobbing up and Down M iss Neel. “1 Love. l ove Helen Alford “1 Have You Covd Yost “The Purse of an Aching II art” Father Hetisel. “Keep on Smiling (ieotgia Neptune. “All for Yon Marv Howard Hawkins • Down on the Farin’’ Mada ( unninghani. “The Dear Little (iirl that is Hood Millie l oimott “Don’t no One l ove a Fat Man (ieorge Smith “t’li-w Mv (’hewing (Sum Wa lie Shut t lesworth. “That’s How I Need You Yen ton Biggs. How 1 Love M Teacher I’d. Barrett. History class i discussing pii i l«� sopli y i. Miss Newman I “If a baby cries for a clock and a hammer, and you cun ! give it tin clock and liaminer. what will you do? Philip Kdwin. Put something in its mouth. Miss Fling (to Botany class studying neutral flowers� ••What do you call anyone who does not take part in an affair? Malissa : “A wall flower. Miss Xeal in French explaining about the stone beasts. Lufu H. “Were they alive? Paul Fleming translating in Herman: “He asked the Holy Mother for her prayer stool. ( r r Miss Newmau, Who wain I iint« ? Student. He was a poet ami wrote Im-;iutifuI hook ahom visiting Hell. Miss Brand explaining to Freshman rooking elans the el menis in the egg that make up at ehiekein Proteid makes hi use U s, fats ami oils furnish heat and energy. water is necessary for all growth, mineral matter build tip the bones. Freshman girl, If all this is true, what makes the feat It is. Miss Oldham, Fleanor, what is zeal? Fleanor, I don't know. Miss Oldham. It’s the way you have not pursued your ierman. Miss Neptune: If you tlml an adjective with ins on the end of it, it is an abverl� . I wish this class would get dumus and humus mixed apart. George Boehm tin I to tatiy Labi. Miss Fling, this assignin' lit on the international structure of the leaf— (laughter drowned his question.I A Home ICiin. I tenia rd every evening after school had been used to taking doughnuts from the plate on the table. One even- ing his motlr r said: “Bernard why do you always make a raid on the doughnuts? Bernard answered. Well. inn. you know a home run down does not count unless you hit the plate. In Agriculture. Fleanor Mayers— Miss Fling, is a ground mole the same as a ground hog? Miss Newman (explaining the French revolution with h r favorite illustration, the swinging of the pendulum) Now in the eltign of terror, boys and girls the fienduluiu swings just as far as possible one way. What is abso- lutely sure to hap|M‘ii next? harles Wilson. It would tty back and crack sour body I suppose. Mr. Kilbury. What are the o| enings in the pharynx? George Hill. Two to the ears, two to the nose, one to the mouth, one to lungs and one to the elementary canal.” Fdgar Barrett (giving a current event in History), If the North Pole would explode it would Is forty years liefore we knew it. rharlie Boss. Why?” Fdgar. Because no one goes their any offener than that. Miss Newman. (ieorge, run you throw n little light on this «ptcsiion? (ieorge -”1 might if I hud a Ism t fifteen yearn to think of it. Talk about tli - «-ircus. High S«-hoo! liana very tame Wolfe in captivity. (hie of the members of an Fnglish class read an introduction which said: The snow is drifting down. Miss Cockayne: Why. Charles, what follows thin sentence? Charles: Why-e-more snow. Phyllis Kilter wont to the store to buy some Hour. Sin- told th grocer that she didn't want any more Hour like the last she bought. She said it was so tough that when sin- baked a cake her family couldn't eat it. (ieorge Koehni tto .Miss Newman calling roll) Lindsay Frame’ll Is here. I saw him coming up the walk awhile ago. Lindsay inlr-ady in his placet Yep! I’ll be here in a minute! Assumazirpal’s Own Beauty Corner for the Masculine Brule Conducted Personally by (Ieorge W. Smith. Ml questions gladly answered fret «� f charge. (Mir s|HH ial articles this month an respectively entitled Xeiktics, and Shaving. All those who desire information on these subjects are referred to them. XKCKT1KK. A necktie is a band of material used to draw that mediaeval instrument of torture, the collar, tighter. Inciden- tally it is supposed to decorate and beautify a man's shirt front, but this is not generally so. despite the fact that men have sn« ceeded in arriving at that stag - of self conceit where they lielievo it greatly enhances their natural inliorn quality of handsomeness. In a gieat many cases of which we know, however, a fog-horn ti- merely emphasize natu- ral inborn vacuity and homeliness of expression. In very few cases is a necktie a thing «if Is-nuty and a joy for- ever. Csually it is quite the opposite. Having thus digressed, we shall now pro - e«l to get down to brass tacks—or collars, which are just as com fortnblc. We shall first briefly consider and classify ti« s a« cording to their sizes, shapes, material and colors. Next we shall give an account of bow a man puts «in a «-«illstr and tie. or, to Ik more correct, how a man puts himself into a collar. Aft r we have given a short description of the decorations «if ties w« shall close. The first topic in this outline is a considet at ion «if ties according to their size, shape, etc. The most «lis tinguishiug «piality. in our minds «if neckties is the very fact that they can thus vary. All other articles of appartd must b of a particular sha|ie and -ut. The only place originality is permitted is in fancy vests and neckties. And vary they do. as perhaps you know. They vary so much, in fact, that they have Itccomo ridiculous. (Mte sees big lirn. little tic , enormous lien, and I in v lies, ti which aie long and lies which are short. Im� w lies and four inhands. Then then are Ii« x wliieli are large ai the top and small al the liottoui; and others which are small al 11� top and larye at the ImHIoiii. There ale silk lies, nittou lies, woolen lies, satin lies, messaline lies and pongee ties, gingham lies, crochet d ties and fur ties. The earth has heen ran acked to iis very ends for new materials for ties. The supply has Inc ome exhausted, yet each season one sees new kinds of cloth in them. I rhaps theqiieeiest characteristic of all lies is color, and also design. Il is impossible for us to ms where, in the heavens above, the earth below, or the waters under l.e earth, these so-called artists cone ive these won derful combinations of all hues, colors, and shades. Some of them an even worm� in this res| ect than ill Tubist and Impressionist | icture . Tile mor hotrible a color combin'ition i more correctly. mixture� iIicm fellows—they de- M.m. no Is-tter name can produce. the more they are r juiced. We picture them laughing in unholy glee, whenever thc siieee d in palming off a new liideosity upon the hum n ran . It is enough to make Adam turn in his grave— woids fail us: we must go on. We shall now . following our pre-arranged outline, a • I having delivere I ourselves of an eloquent jieroratioii on the pullities of ti s. give a very brief sketch of how a ilia i envelopes himself in his collar and lie. Having at hand a quadiupclv stitched, canvas backed, iron bound tie; a steam wremli or a derrick, in case of an emergency: a siiong arm: a stilled, saw-edged, collar, and last but not I asi. a good vocabulary our friend whose experience is ivpi.al. rests for live minutes to gird himself for the struggle. Then, up and away? Xixy. not for twenty minutes or longer. After hunting for some time to tiinl collar buttons and making the effort required to put them in the neckband, lie eat fully and gently lays away the tie into its last resting | hue. the collar. Then having fastened the collar on the neck, tlie tie is tw isted into a four ill hand knot. Now ensues a struggle which may not be described miuutclv. or ven glanced over with 1 ropriety. It is Mur to let «??????f stand for a description of this act. As a result, the man is literally torn in two by eon Hie ting emotions and also by his own hand “worn down to a frazzle.' as is said, and inspiiedWilli a tierce animosity towards all | copies, manners and styles especially. This is why all good dressers are p ssimists. Hut to ramble a little farther: Ties are adorned in many ways; in many devious ways, also in many devious, peculiar and extraordinary w ays. The usual decoration is a design of some kind oil the end of a pin. which is fast- ened in th tie in the morning, and if il is not stolen, is taken out at night. These pins are almost as beautiful as the ties thc adoia or are supposed to adorn: like them, thev present al...... s,s many leculiaritieu as it is possible to conceit , they vary in as many ways: and to attempt to give in detail the multitudinous and manifold varieties of decorations !a just consideration would be manifestly impossible. We therefore close with a lament that lies and collars were ver invented: an immortal hatred in our hearts for the person who did this unholy thing: and a hope tlut we shall meet this person in some futuie time that we may wreak vengean. on him. We fear that this last is a vain hope, however, for we are a church member and have l en regularly baptised in the faith. SHAVINti. On Shaving, or th art of science of science of carefully sawing off or otherwise decapitating those tine, stiff, numerous and innocuous protuberances on the masculine external facial anatomy, commonly and collectively called whiskers, goatees. Muds or mustaches, according to their r sped ive equatorial sites or situations. Ow ing to numerous requests received by this department for a discussion on the subject of Shaving. a subj eet id such great gravity that it com et ns every man and boy in this grand and glorious Lind of (lie Free and Home of I be Itrav '' who wears long trousers and aspires to citizenship, we have Anally decided to write a scholarly dis citation. or circumlocution. upon this important question. Not having had any practical cx|� erirnce. and there fore being merely a theorist, w • feel particularly qualified to write upon this supremely interesting and edifying topic! W e see no better wav of begiuning than by giving a elassieal. eorreet. and truthful psychologically’ pedagogir definition of the hidd n. little understood proeess. art. science. method, manner, or means of |m-i forming that ex- traordinary feat of manual, mental and elassieal dexterity: i. e.. in words or one syllable of removing the tonsorial grow th from one's eeuntenaiie : which we shall edueidate. Our definition is: “To shave is to take hair from a fare with a razor.” The word “shaving” itself eomes ftoni “Shavian” wliieli eomes from (ieorge Iternar.l Shaw, who was the originator of the eiistom. Now as to the reason for shaving. Doubtless you know the impr ssion made by old tirandfather I’iiiuim-ii- skilter. the oldest inhabitant, with whiskers four feet long and who looks like a baity man from Itorneo, or an un- finished horsehair mattress, as lie slowly an I ) sinfully moves down the street. He and his brotherhood are liv ing r asons for tin re....vnl of supertluona hair. Numerous other reasons rail, of ionise. Is suggest is I bv our leaders, both male and female, but we must pass on. This essay is written primarily for the edification and enlightenment of those tiuaeqiuiint d with the .....do of applying the razor to the skin in sneli a manner as to effectually remove all vi-stages of roughness, and leave the external anterior surface of the Physiognomy as fair as that of at infant. Having communed together among us. w we have decided that the most effectual method of imparting this formation is by giving a list of appaiatus. a list of materials, and directions for using them. List of apparatus needed for self-inflicting tonsorial torture. I razor, consisting of a handle, a blade holder, a safety and a saw edged razor blade, once sharp. I mirror. 1 hair mop for ai plying lather, several towels. first aid outfit. 2 eves as soap receptacles. 1 durald talking device. List of materials needed. I large stock of a sliest os cove ml. automatically s tinkled words for talking device. I stick of soap, commonly known as Xa (On Hr. ()- 1 stick of styptic, or alum, comomnly known as (NH ,� SO, Alj (SO, 1 24IIj O HIRKOTIONS. Take up the razor, examine it carefully to sec if it is of the r quisile degree of dullness, then carefully liegin to scrape the map with it. starting with the bridge of the nose. Kvery few minutes pause and press on the razor in such a way as to cut the epidermis and penetrate to the dermis. Th n take the styptic and apply it to the cut in such a way as to cause the greatest possible pain. Ho this exactly twenty-three and a half times. After hav- ing thus prepared the cuticle, wet the face, rub the soap ov r it and then apply the brush. After a lather has |M � n produced wash it off. and repeat. The purpose of this is to remove the hair the scraping has loosened. When this proeess is finished, the blood, gore. soap, lather and water are wijied off th field of battle, and a face powder copious- ly scattered over the face. The poor man is now much more lieautifiil than lie was In-fore and can go on his wav in peace of mind, if not in peace of ! ody. It is i in | toss i I 1« • to describe tlr extraordinary. horrible, ami pyrotechnic display of unparalleled ami often mi- |ir« wlpii1i d language. which in righteous wrath even the most holy man unmetimen makes while going through with this process. It is deafening. Owing to hick of spatv, we must clow this essay. Since w« have merely lunched iipun the more prominent aspects of tli subject we append herewith a brief bibliography fur the lieiirtit of those who may wish to further inves- tigate the great subject of Shaving. “How to Shave in twelve quarto volumes, by Ledrii Sniller. •The Safety Razor. with a chapter on the Anatomy of the Face, and an appendix “How to fur Safety Ra- zor ruts by I ns- Frame. “Advan.ed First Aid to the Injuied. by Oeorge Boehm. •The Razor as a Weapon by Prof. .John McKown. El (H'KSTIONS AM� A NSW MRS. Victor: I am slowly growing bald. fan you tell me how I may cure it? Fs .1 mixture of hexvnmtliy Ian inline and ortlniethyloxyenaimmo lwiixovlaniidm Indine. Apply it to the scalp and rub vigorously, after each application repealing the names of the two chemicals. If this is done, without fail, mid without mistakes, for two years every morning and evening, your hair w ill tetiini. W. S. How may I eiiltivat a |� ompudour? Our friend Harry Watkins, recommends the following method; Before retiring, plaster down the hair with water and lie a rag around the head. Remove it -the rag in tin morning. me must Is tak n. however, that it is not too tight, or a severe headache w ill result. This was the sad exp Hence of our friend. 11. W. in his first trial of the above. ,1. | Imve been lat ly inclined to thinenss. I have tried all the treatments without success. Is it possible to regain my lost nvoirdujioie? You aiv incurable. Max Wilson limy lie aide to help you but we doubt it. Hunter. Is it good form to wear a purple v st with red cheeks in it with a Prince Albert and a beaver hat? Certainly. Your outfit ran fie completed fiv trying u fails woolly mop ami ai pair of cuke--walking shoes. M. J. K. How may a sprung snout In mended? Put it in a splint. Mutt. Tell m wliat to do for my fiig feet. Soaik them in hot nitro hydrochloric acid for .‘12 hours oven day for n week. Then run the reiiinaiitK through a wringer and hang up to dry. This is usually quite effective. . K. I� . Please tell me the origin of the word “sox. • Sox com s from “soak.” This is explained fiy the fact that when one sees a pair of the violent colored sox now in vogue he fi els like soaking the wearer. K. F. What is the first way to apply face paint? With a trowel. 3Fr?flhman (Cla s Sail BERNARD ARNETT GLENN ARNETT CADDIS AULTMAN CORWIN Al MILLER ALFRED BAKER CLYDE RAKER RA LI-11 RAKER ESTHER BARNES MARGARET RARR DAN IE RASNETT AMELIA REN NETT GLADYS BENNETT IVA RENNETT DUNLAP RRADY LULl BROWN HARRY BUCKLEY HAZEL CANTER (J E N E VI EVE CARP E N TER CARROLL CLAYTON ALMA CLELLAND CLYDE CORUN PAUL COFFEY IVA COSTELLO WILLIAM COSTE LI ) CAROLINE CUMPSTON WARREN CUNNINGHAM ANNA CURRAN ALMA DAO BN ESTHER DAGEN LELIA DAVIS ROBERT DAVIS REGINA. 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